TO PIPER: DO YOU READ ROMANCE NOVELS?

Piper- Just because I'm a child of Aphrodite, doesn't mean that I read romance novels!

Jason- But Pipes, you do read romance novels

Piper- WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T IF THERE WAS MORE ROMANCE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

Leo- Woah, Epic

Percy- Woah, Burn

Frank- Woah, Do

Annabeth- Woah, You

Zeus- Woah, Need

Aphrodite- Woah, Some

Poseidon- Woah, Ice

Kronos- Woah, For

Gaea- Woah, That

Chaos- Woah, Burn?