*The LN OCs are standing on the lawn near their house*

Twenty-Three: Who do you think has the sh_ttier life?

Solaris: I do.

Aquila: Uhm nO I do lair.

Thirteen: *sobbing* We all do *sniff sniff*

Forty: ... I don't know...

Aquila: Have abusive parents, a sh_tty father who actually gives no care about you, be a huntress at a young age, killing werewolves, and have your best friend who happened to be a werewolf lie to you.

Romus: Aquila that was-

Aquila: I AM NEVER LISTENING TO YOUR LIES EVER AGAIN ROMUS.

Aquila: MEN, LIARS. I HATE THEM, HATE THEM ALL WITH SUCH HATE IT BURNS SO MUCH--

Twenty-Three: *holds Aquila back before she kills Romus* Aight boy-hater chill chill.

Aquila: LET GO OF ME.

Twenty-Three: *lets go and shruggs* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Solaris: Hah? Really? Only that? Be born with no mother, have a weird South Wind God Father who legit told you you're exsistence in life was to kill the North Wind or save children, find out that your Father lied and was using children to make his own little army, have to kill him in order to truely save the children from evil, and be the new South Wind.

Aquila: Okay that was horrid, actually it was both horrid.

Twenty-Three & Forty: ...

Twenty-Three: I am compelled to tell them.

Forty: No, don't, it's not worth it.

Twenty-Three: Well... true.

Thirteen: *sobs louder*

Aquila: Thirteen what the hell stop crying you big baby!

Thirteen: You know what is hard Aquila? Trying to hold back your cursed powers of reading people's minds and trying not to make people think you are some demon. THAT is HARD. What else is hard is that I've read Mama Twenty-Three and Aunty Forty's minds, I've SEEN and FELT what happened to them.

Thirteen: *sobs* IT HURTS.

Twenty-Three: *hugs Thirteen* MY BABY.

Zero: ... Your baby.

Twenty-Three: *lets go of Thirteen and glares at Zero* SHUT UP YOU PIRATE.

Zero: O...kay.

Aquila: Okay so who has a sh_ttier life? Twenty-Three or Forty?

Forty: Oh just have a happy normal family, head out one time to play then head home finding out your mother, father, and older sister was killed and you were kidnapped to a laboratory, being used to be experimented on. Have unstable powers and tried to escape that hellhole of a laboratory with you best friend, but unfortunately your best friend died trying to save you and you had no other choice but to escape so you did not make their sacrifice in vain.

Solaris: Oh.

Forty: Ironic my life is unfortunate when my real name is Fortuna.

Aquila: ... I have no say.

Twenty-Three: Huh, well I guess having a magical mother who is the sister of the owner of a cannibalistic ship. Lived there only a short time since you got kidnapped by a crazy, fame-driven, *cringe* puppet *cinge* loving ringleader who killed your father. Be brought to the Circus, forcing you to call it your 'new home'. Be the Songbird, obtained a doll curse when you didn't follow that ringleader's rules and had a doll counterpart who would love to tear you to shreds. Escaped after killing mostly all of the monsters, burned the Circus to ashes and soot, escape. But still have alter-ego problems thanks to an annoying doll curse DOLL TWENTY-THREE I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

Doll Twenty-Three: Not my problem b_tch.

Twenty-Three: *flips the finger at Doll TT*

Doll Twenty-Three: *flips back*

Solaris: ...

Solaris: Aight I'm going out you two are probs. *walks to the house*

Forty: At least I don't suffer double personalities.

Twenty-Three: IT'S NOT DOUBLE PERSONALITIES IT'S A CURSE

Doll Twenty-Three: YOUR FACE IS A CURSE.

Twenty-Three: YOUR EXSISTANCE IS A CURSE.

Thirteen: *sniffs* pls stop....

Aquila: We all know who has the sh_ttier life, not us, her. Okay bye, I don't suffer alter-egos haha let me out. *follows Solaris to the house*

Twenty-Three: I live a good life.

Doll Twenty-Three: Really?

Twenty-Three: Don't you have mannequins to chit-chat with?

Doll Twenty-Three: Right, I would rather waste my IQ for them rather than for you.

Twenty-Three: oh hah you have IQ.

Doll Twenty-Three: Do you wanna try me?

Twenty-Three: Another fight? Sure.

Doll Twenty-Three: *goes to a fight stance* You're going down.

Twenty-Three: *does her fighting stance too and holds out her umbrella* I'd like to see you try.

*Doll Twenty-Three lunges for Twenty-Three with her sharp claw like hands held out*

*Twenty-Three blocks Doll Twenty-Three's attack with her umbrella and swings her legs under Doll Twenty-Three, tripping her.*

*Twenty-Three & Doll Twenty-Three continues fighing*

Thirteen: I... wanna watch this...

Zero: Damn right you want to, hey Romus get the popcorn.

Romus: *pulls out the popcorn making machine* I have brought it out just for this moment.

Forty: *gets some popcorn* *then turns to the Twenty-Three and Doll Twenty-Three who are fighting* GO TWENTY-THREE!

Twig: *turns to Sprig and grins* Are you thinking what I'm thinking brother?

Sprig: *brings out the 'Bet' box* You betcha.

Twig: aha I see what you did there brother.

Zero: *turns to them* NO no betting!

Twig: BETS FOR TWENTY-THREE!!

Sprig: SAME! I mean, who likes Doll Twenty-Three anyways? She's like the Pretender somehow. But instead of being obssessed with dolls, she is a doll and loves fame and basically people kissing her feet.

Doll Twenty-Three: DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT PSYCHO DOLL LOVING BRAT.

*Twenty-Three does a roundhouse kick to Doll Twenty-Three's head*

Doll Twenty-Three: OW! *slams to the tree, her head snapped on the side in a very disturbing way*

Thirteen: OOOWWWHH THAT WILL HURT.

Zero: Wait for it...

*Doll Twenty-Three holds her head and snaps in back in place*

Thirteen: *covers her face* I DID NOT SEE THAT.

Twig: OH MY GOD THAT WAS *GAG* *GAG*.

Forty: Seriously Twig?

Twig: *GAG GAG*

*Doll Twenty-Three streched her neck while standing up*

Twig: SHE WAS LIKE A ZOMBIE WITH HER HEAD TWISTED TO THE WRONG WAY *GAG GAG*

Zero: Dude man up.

Sprig: She's a porcelain doll, what did you expect brother?

Twenty-Three: Oh yeah she is porcelain so gO BACK TO CHINA TOWN DOLL TWENTY-THREE.

Doll Twenty-Three: I'M NOT MADE OF CHINA YOU STUPID FRICK. *runs for Twenty-Three once again claw-like hands out*

*Twenty-Three jumps back and slams Doll Twenty-Three's side with her umbrella, tossing her once again to a tree branch*

*Doll Twenty-Three slams on the tree branch, her lower abdomen having a shattered hole and her arm fell off her body*

Twig: owh that doesn't look good.

Twenty-Three: Give up.

Doll Twenty-Three: Never, *stands up and grabs her arm, putting it back in place and waits for the shattered hole in her abdomen to magically patch up*

Forty: *munches on popcorn* I am so interested in this fight.

Zero: You tell me.

*Forty turns back to see Zero, Twig, and Sprig lying on a suddenly popped out recliner chair. Zero eating popcorn, Romus eating popcorn too, Twig sipping soda, Sprig holding a camera, Thirteen lying back relaxed with an umbrella. All of them wearing shades.*

Zero: Wanna take a seat?

Forty: THE HECK.

Romus: *pats on the suddenly popped out chair* C'mon, don't just stand there.

Twig: It's better watching like this.

Forty: uh okay *lies down and eats more popcorn*

*Doll Twenty-Three runs to Twenty-Three, holding out her palm with a small magical ball of dark magic and hit it to Twenty-Three*

*Twenty-Three blocked with her own magic*

*Doll Twenty-Three quickly pulls out a dagger and slashed Twenty-Three's arm enough for it to bleed*

Twenty-Three: Ah! *jerks back*

Thirteen: *sits up straight* SHE GOT HURT!!!! I REPEAT MAMA TWENTY-THREE GOT HURT!!!

Doll Twenty-Three: YES I SCARRED YOU. *lowers her dagger and scratched Twenty-Three's shoulder with her claw like nails.*

*Twenty-Three grabbed Doll Twenty-Three's wrist and twisted it, making her let go. Her eyes glowed as she held out her other hand and sent a magical pulse to Doll Twenty-Three's stomach, shooting her back, falling to the ground with a thud*

Twenty-Three: *holds her shoulder* Ow...

Doll Twenty-Three: *stands up from the ground and creates another dagger* I'm not done.

Thirteen: SHE HURT MAMA TWENTY-THREE TWICE!!!

Thirteen: SHE JUST DIDN'T!

Zero, Twig, Sprig, Forty, Romus: *stands up from their seats suddenly their faces hiding in the shadows* SHE JUST DIDN'T

Twenty-Three: Wait guys chill it's just a scratch-

Doll Twenty-Three: What got your friends in a twist?

*Forty balls her hand to a fist, her hand heating up*

*Romus turns to a gray-furred werewolf*

*Twig & Sprig creates branch swords*

*Zero lifts the recliner chair up in the air*

*Doll Twenty-Three drops her dagger*

Twenty-Three: *turns to Doll Twenty-Three* Run b_tch run.

Forty: Better listen to her *shoots out a light hot pulse of energy to Doll Twenty-Three*

Doll Twenty-Three: *dodges and runs away* YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED ME BEFORE WE CHOSE TO FIGHT AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED LIKE IT WAS SOME SHOW!!!

*Forty, Romus, Twig, Sprig, & Zero chases Doll Twenty-Three*

Twenty-Three: honestly what Doll Twenty-Three said was true...

Thirteen: *stands up from her seat and takes off her sunglasses* It was fun if there was no maiming, c'mon Mom, let's get that scratches treated.

Twenty-Three: for godsakes it's just a scratch...

Thirteen: That could get infected *uses her telekenesis power to lift Twenty-Three up and drags her gently to the house*

*Doll Twenty-Three runs past the two, behind her Twig and Sprig on Romus's back with their branch swords up, Forty about to punch her with super-speed, and Zero threw the recliner chair, all of them shouting war crys.*

Twenty-Three: All over some scratch...

*Solaris & Aquila walks back to the lawn and sees all this sh_t going down*

Solaris: What the HECK.

Thirteen: *turns to Solaris* don't ask what happened. *enters the house with Twenty-Three in tow*

Aquila: We left and this is what happened.

Solaris: I just love our friendship.

Doll Twenty-Three: *runs into the Forest* AaAaAaAaAaAhHhHhHhH!!!!

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Lmao I enjoyed this one.

Adeiu!

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