I just realized that I look innocent, but I don't act innocent.

I look like a cinnamon roll, but will actually kill you.

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Friend: *likes popular songs, like Adele* what are you listening to?

Me: *listening to Wolf in Sheep's Clothing* listen to it then.

Friend: *takes earbud and listen*

Friend:

Friend: *takes out earbud and looks at me, terrified* ...what are you

Me: *smiles innocently*