*in class while listening to music*

Me: *listening to I Can't Decide*

Friend: hey, what are you listening, let me hear too! *accidentally pulls earbuds out of phone*

Me: no, no NON—

Phone: —OH I COULD BURY YOU ALIVE, BUT YOU MIGHT CRAWL OUT WITH A KNIFE~

Class:

Friend:

Me:

Me: what?

Me: I don't like today's music.

Me: *mentally* plus, this ruined my plan to murder you all