I had a quiz today about figurative language and I decided to take puns into a whole new level.

I wrote five instead of one XD

And these are the puns I made

"I'm just really punny."

"What would America and Canada be called if they merged together? The US of Eh."

"Italians don't die; they just pasta away."

"How did Germany loose WWII? HE DID NAZI THE ALLIES COMMING"

(OMN I JUST REALIZED THAT I WROTE HE INSTEAD OF IT OMFG)

"Why didn't the man give his friend a straight answer? He's gay."

LOL