This is one of my pet peeves: people telling me to to act more lady-like. Like, hello? This is the twenty-first century, not the 1600s.

Why I'm not lady-like? Reasons:

I burp with my mouth open and don't say "excuse me."

I sit with open legs.

I keep forgetting to put on deodorant every day until my mom forces me so.

I act rebellious.

I have somewhat hairy arms and legs. Blame my dad's not-dominant gene

I am very loud. My mom had to cover my mouth once in my best friend's, Trin, birthday party for laughing so loud.

I laugh my infamous laugh, "Hyena Dolphin."

Get those frilly, sparkly, long dresses away from me.

Fuck makeup and jewelry; just be myself.

Short, but awesome.

I kick doors open instead push the door with my hands.

Ninja. No one else ever has that nickname at any other school.

Dammit, Marianna (one on the right). You spelled my name wrong. Mein Gott.

(Trin's on the left)

I do not look amused.

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Tell me to be lady-like, I will get my knife from my room and stab your whole body until blood red is the only thing I see on you.