My accidental roasts are getting stronger.

Today in math class, my friend Bansari was telling a pun and my table group—except one—laughed.

Then my other friend Jared, who's not in my table group, staring laughing for no reason.

And then I said to him, "you don't know anything Jared!"

And everyone's like, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH"

And I'm like, "what did I do!?"

And then I realized I roasted him

My math teacher even told the class to be quiet

Wow

Like wow

These comebacks just come to me