Madam Jiang heard their conversation and was annoyed. "you can't even recognize your own mother now, you bastards why did you come back without wives?" she growled angrily as she throw the tea cup on their faces which they caught effortlessly.

"mother we are wrong" they cried while begging for mercy, the scene was lively so Zhan Wemei couldn't help but giggled.

When everyone heard her soft giggles they suddenly froze and were a little ashamed, especially the three grown-up men.

"ahem, s-settle down everyone." Patriarch Jiang massaged his forehead.

"f-father, who's that pretty lady?" the eldest, Jiang nan asked curiously.

"father, who's kids are those?" the second son, Jiang shan gulped as he pointed to two buns quietly drinking tea and eating pastries while looking at them like monkeys making a show. His face flushed at the thought.

"of course, it's my two lovely grandchildren" patriarch Jiang snorted proudly, his words were earth-shattering to the three.

They look at each other with paled faces fully understanding each of their thoughts as they misunderstood their father's words.

"f-father, whose kids are they? I swear I only sleep with a woman once, but she wasn't these pretty" Jiang Manman quivered as he explains without noticing that the entire courtyard has fallen into silence again and everyone has weird expressions on their faces.

Seeing the patriarch and madam Jiang's murderous faces whose about to eat them alive the other two shuddered fearfully as they push and pull each other.

"father, i-it's not mine either. Seeing how old they are, it must be the eldest brother" Jiang Shan quickly said as he pushed the black pot to his eldest brother's hands swiftly.

Jiang nan was stunned, he felt like crying as he looks at his traitorous brothers and murderous parents.

"Uhm, n-no i-it wasn't m-mine either. I haven't touched a woman yet" he said like a mosquito with a beet-red face.

The entire courtyard was dead quieter; they look at him suspiciously. The news he just confessed was even more groundbreaking so they couldn't help but wonder and stare at the particular direction between his legs.

He shivered as goosebumps crawled over his skin like he was exposed like a naked merchandise so he couldn't help but cover 'that area'.

"..." everyone was speechless at his reaction.

"cough! Cough! Cough!" patriarch Jiang choke as he glared at the three of them furiously.

"you----" madam Jiang was so angry that smoke could be seen coming out of her flaring nostrils.

The maids all bowed down their heads with faces as red as tomatoes.

The children look at the silly brothers and blink their innocent eyes. They couldn't understand what they were talking about. 

Zhan Wemei's eyelids twitch several times, she couldn't take it anymore as she laughs out loud.

"pfft-hahahhaha. Brothers, don't worry either of you guys is not the father" she smiled teasingly as she flittingly glances at their crotch unabashedly.

"cough! Cough!"

"ahem!"

"..." the three of them choke speechlessly as they turn their heads away shyly.
Their ears reddened as they laugh drily.

"ooh, hahaha. That's great! That's great!" they said while glancing at their father and mother who took out a broom. They quickly ran away afraid of getting a beating.