On the streets at the Jardin des Tuileries, Cat Noir, Eagle, and Uncanny avoided Psycomedian's powers.
Psycomedian: Hey! Quit running from me. You're making me cry. *He changed his face to a sad face. * Boo-hoo-hoo.
Cat Noir: Cry us a river.
Psycomedian: That's it. You just made me angry. *He changed his face into anger, and then Ladybug, King Monkey, Miss Hound, and Sharko appeared. *
Cat Noir: Watch out! *Soon, he aimed his powers at Ladybug, which put him in control. *
Eagle: That's not good.
Psycomedian: This time I've got you!
Ladybug: You're gonna PAY FOR THAT, PSYCOMEDIAN!!!!!!!! *Ladybug, in full anger, starts to destroy Psycomedian, causing damage to him. *
Cat Noir: Ooooh! It was a bad idea to get her angry. *A car falls at the civilians as Cat Noir saves them. Ladybug attempts to punch Psycomedian but he grabs her wrist and throws her away as Cat Noir catches her and lands her. Ladybug ends up fighting them all. *
Cat Noir: Hey! We didn't do anything!
Ladybug: OF COURSE, YOU DIDN'T!!! YOU NEVER DO!!!
Miss Hound: (Ducking and dodging) What's wrong with her?
Uncanny: It's Psycomedian's power. He made her angry.
Psycomedian: Quite irritating, right, kitty? *Then, his face turns into madness. *
Cat Noir: M'lady, things are looking up!
Ladybug: HEY, LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW!!! ARGH!!!!! AND STOP CALLING ME M'LADY, YOU IDIOT!
Shadow Moth: (from his lair) Don't let them get away! Ladybug is right there!
Psycomedian: If they want to defeat me, they'll have to come and see me play -- and I will choose the stage for their last performance. *He walks away. *
Sharko: He's getting away.
Cat Noir: M'lady, Psycomedian made you lose control of your emotions. Just breathe. Calm down.
Ladybug: I'M PERFECTLY CALM!!! YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING ON MY NERVES WITH YOUR KILLJOY KITTY ADVICE! UGH!! AND ALL THESE ADS, EVERYWHERE, THEY MAKE ME SICK!!! GRR...! GRR...!
Cat Noir: We're about to de-transform, we need to find— *He then gets hit in the head by Ladybug's yo-yo. * Ow!
Ladybug: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Cat Noir: Maybe once you transform, Psycomedian's spell will be broken. *Ladybug almost punches Cat Noir but gets tied up in her yo-yo by him. *
Cat Noir: Sorry, m'lady. *He goes to the sewer lid and opens it. * Sorry, guys. This could take a minute.
Eagle: Okay? *He takes Ladybug down in the sewers and closes the lid. *
Uncanny: Let's go get Psycomedian until they get back. *They start moving. At the Le Grand Paris, Bob runs inside, horrified. *
Psycomedian: (kicks the door at Bob) Here's Harry!
Bob: Don't hurt me, Harry! I'm your producer!
Psycomedian: I'm not here to hurt you, Bob. I'm here to make you laugh as that's all you expect from me! *His face turns into laughter, causing Bob to laugh. * Now you'll take me seriously and do my movie, huh?
Bob: (laughs) Never! That's a stupid idea!
Psycomedian: Read this scene and you'll see how touching it is!
Bob: (continues laughing) The only tears your audience will shed are tears of laughter!
Psycomedian: Wanna bet? Boohoohoo! *His face turns into sadness, causing Bob to cry. * Unless you want to spend your whole life crying, agree to do my film!
In the sewers, Cat Noir de-transforms back into Adrien and gives his camembert to Plagg.
Adrien: Feeling any... better, m'lady—?
Marinette: CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE SECOND?!?! TIKKI! FINISH YOUR MACAROON!!!
Tikki: YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN? I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, YOU KNOW! *She angrily eats her macaroon. *
Adrien: (sighs) Maybe she'll calm down once she transforms again?
Plagg: (mumbles "I don't know")
Parisian rooftops. Cat Noir is carrying Ladybug wrapped around.
Ladybug: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! *Cat Noir sees Psycomedian making Bob laugh again. *
Cat Noir: Who still wears belt bags these days? No joke.
Ladybug: YOU'RE THE JOKE!!! *King Monkey chuckled, Eagle and Uncanny looked over at King Monkey. *
King Monkey: Sorry.
Cat Noir: Hey! Maybe the Akuma's in something he keeps in there!
Ladybug: OF COURSE THAT'S WHERE IT IS!! DUH!!! BUT WE HAVE TO IMMOBILIZE PSYCOMEDIAN IN ORDER TO SEARCH FOR HIM! SET ME FREE ALREADY, SO I CAN USE MY POWERS!!!
Cat Noir: Okay, but... I can trust you not to do anything reckless, right?
Ladybug: RECKLESS? PROFESSOR RECKLESS CALLING ME RECKLESS??!? THAT'S A JOKE! GRR!!! *Cat Noir sighs. He unwraps Ladybug and the others come back. *
King Monkey: He's tough to handle.
Miss Hound: Is Ladybug cured?
Ladybug: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
Cat Noir: Still angry.
Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM!! *She threw her yo-yo up, a swarm of magical Ladybugs appeared, and made a helmet appear. * SERIOUSLY?!!!??! *She furiously destroys her helmet. *
Heroes: NO!!!
Cat Noir: Why'd you just do that!? It was obvious for once! We just had to put it on Psycomedian's eyes to keep him from using his powers!
Ladybug: YEAH, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT IT MADE ME MAD!!! GRR!!! AND GIVE ME THAT RIDICULOUS BELT!!!
Cat Noir: Hey, leave my costume out of it. *Ladybug jumps off and swipes a civilian's helmet. *
Civilian #3: Hey!
Cat Noir: Give us five minutes. *Luka hides behind a parked car, he sees an angry Ladybug. *
Ladybug: UGH! WHERE IS HE!?
Luka: Psst. Ladybug. *Ladybug turned around and saw Luka, she scowled and marched towards him. * Are you okay?
Ladybug: DO I LOOK OKAY? NOTHING GOES MY WAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. I HAVE USELESS HEROES I TRUSTED WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RI... *Luka cupped her face and kissed her, she then stopped being angry and kissed him back, then their lips were separated slowly, Ladybug's eyes changed back to normal and she de-transformed. *
Marinette: What happened?
Luka: You were angry. Guess Psycomedian made you angry.
Marinette: Yeah, it did, huh? *She feeds Tikki a macaron. * What do I do? I don't want them to suspect me being not under Psycomedian's influence.
Luka: Just pretend you're still angry until you find a way to beat Psycomedian.
Marinette: Okay. Ready, Tikki?
Tikki: Almost done. *She finishes up her macaron. From the other side, the others see a crowd of angry people. Uncanny creates an energy shield and protects them from their rampaging. *
Eagle: Open the shield. I know how to settle this. *Uncanny opened and shield and Eagle flew up in the air. *
Sharko: What is she doing?
King Monkey: I've seen her do this before. Just forgot what she does.
Eagle: Liberation! *She shoots out gold feathers on Psycomedian's victims and they start running around all over Paris, she landed and saw them running around. * I'll release their feathers once Psycomedian is defeated.
Marinette: Better go out there. Spots on! *She transforms into Ladybug again, she then swipes open her yo-yo, pulls out the Snake miraculous, and hands it to Luka. *
Ladybug: (winks) In case we need a second chance if anyone else gets hit.
Luka: Okay. *He takes the miraculous, and puts it on, which makes Sass appear. *
Sass: Hello again, Luka.
Luka: Hello, Sass. Sass, scale slither! *He transforms into Viperion, they come out of hiding and meet up with the others, and they gasp. *
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Uncanny: Viperion? You're not scared of Ladybug being angry?
Viperion: A little bit. *They start moving, and Miss Hound sniffs out Cat Noir. *
Miss Hound: I got Cat Noir's scent. He's at the Le Grand Paris Hotel. *They head there. At the Le Grand Paris, Ladybug, Cat Noir, Eagle, Uncanny, King Monkey, Miss Hound, Sharko, and Viperion appeared, cat Noir's belt covered Ladybug's eyes from Psycomedian. *
Psycomedian: Have you become blind with rage, Ladybug?
Cat Noir: Ha! That was funny!
Ladybug: YOU! YOU'RE ABOUT TO REGRET MAKING ME ANGRY!!! *Bob crawls off crying. Psycomedian and they begin fighting with such force. Cat Noir uses his Lucky Vision for the first time and looks at makeover items. Ladybug ends up throwing a fit while fighting Psycomedian. *
Psycomedian: You got something on your shirt, kitty?!
Ladybug: HE'S LYING!!!!!!!!! STAY FOCUSED!!!!!!!! HIII-YAAH!!!!!!! SO, ARE YOU DONE YET, KITTY!? OR DO I HAVE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN TOO?!?!? *Sharko crept up behind Psycomedian. *
Psycomedian: Guess someone doesn't know anything about leadership or how to control her team.
Sharko: Amaze! *Sharko's whole body glowed, and they twirled the daggers and threw them out, Psycomedian saw them flying by, then he saw Sharko leaping towards him, but he grabbed the wrists and threw them back, which hit Uncanny and Ladybug. *
Ladybug: WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME! *Psycomedian charged towards King Monkey, Viperion, and Miss Hound, but they leaped up and over him. *
Psycomedian: You're making me angry. *He turns his face to anger. * Literary. *Uncanny zapped them laser blindfolds, she smirked. *What the?
King Monkey: (Thew his riyu jingu bang up in the air) Uproar! *It made a horn appear, he honked it two times, then threw it out at Psycomedian. *
Psycomedian: What was that? *Soon, he suddenly grew horns out of his ears inside his hoodie, they started honking. * Gaaah! Stop this honking! I can't hear!
Cat Noir: Just a small touch right there... a little more there...
Ladybug: WHAT, ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE COLORING INSIDE THE LINES?!!!?? (Cat Noir quickly picks up the helmet and runs away. Ladybug throws a chair away and pushes Psycomedian as Cat Noir puts a helmet on Psycomedian's head. Eagle uses her bullroarer to tie up Psycomedian. *
Cat Noir: There. He's immobilized. *Psycomedian tries to pry the helmet off his head but can't when the ball is thrown out at his funny bag. *
Miss Hound: For my next trick: Fetch! *The funny bag disappeared from his hip and into Miss Hound's hand. *
Cat Noir: Cataclysm! *His hand glowed black, he touched the funny bag which made it disintegrate, and the Megaakuma flew out. *
Ladybug: THERE! IT'S OVER! EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW!!! TIME TO DE-EVILIZE!!!! *She catches the Megakuma. * GOTCHA!!! *Then, she opens her yo-yo, and a cured white butterfly flies out. * GET LOST, LITTLE BUTTERFLY! *She then throws the broken helmet in the air. * ALRIGHT ALREADY, MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!! *The Miraculous Ladybug superpower gives the helmet back to the civilian, all the civilians back to normal, and Ladybug back to normal. *
Ladybug: Phew.
Cat Noir: Feeling better, m'lady?
Ladybug: Yes. Thanks. *Psycomedian de-transforms back into Harry. Ladybug takes a magical charm out of her yo-yo and hands it to Harry. * This is a magical charm. As long as you carry it with you, you can't get akumatized again.
Harry: Oh, thank you. I really would've loved to have a superpower, just like you.
Ladybug: But you do have one, Harry. You make people happy!
Harry: I wish I could've touched their hearts.
Ladybug: Joy is an emotion. Probably the most beautiful and hardest one to create.
Harry: (becomes happy) Hey, Bob! *Bob slaps Harry's hand away. * Listen, Bob. My superhero movie could be moving and fun too! People will cry laughing when they see it! What do you think? Honk!
Bob: Heh.
Cat Noir: Maybe you should think about getting a new producer. *They looked over at Cat Noir. * Too soon?
Shoutout to @miraculousfan4eva for letting me use the Luka kiss Ladybug idea. Check out her recently updated chapter on her season 5 version if you haven't already.
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