(Opening scene: Cut to the classroom)
Ms. Keane: Now, class, I've got a really cool surprise for you.
Buttercup: Is it an ice cream party?
Ms. Keane: No.
Buttercup: Early-Dismissal party?
Ms. Keane: No, even cooler than that.
Buttercup: (Thinks for a moment) Hmm...UFO party!
Boy: What is it, Ms. Keane?
Ms. Keane: Ms. Keane has left the building. (She goes inside her desk reaches for her Samsung Galaxy Note 7 which surprisingly hasn't exploded into flames and turns on music. She is now wearing a wizard costume) My name is Sansa Syntax...The Grammar Wizard! And it's time to begin this year's language unit!
Class: (bored) Yay
Buttercup: What?! That's the opposite of cool!
Ms. Keane: Who can tell me a little bit about dangling participles?
Buttercup: Why don't you check your spellbook? (The class starts laughing)
Ms. Keane: Very funny, Buttercup. But, please save your comments later. We need to get through this. Now, do any of you know when to use "You and I" instead of "You and Me"?
Buttercup: Don't ask me. (She pulls her eye socket) "Eye" don't know! (The class starts laughing again)
Ms. Keane: Buttercup, please! I know this isn't what you wanted to do today, but I'm trying hard to make it fun for you guys. This grammar unit is really important, and...
Buttercup: "Grammar". More like...(She makes a fart noise. The class starts laughing and Ms. Keane takes her beard off and is no longer pretending to be a grammar wizard)
Ms. Keane: Okay, Buttercup! That's it! There is a time and a place for goofing off, and it's not in my classroom. I hate to do this, but it going have to send you to the...(A rainbow appears from outside and she is hypnotized)...principle's...rainbow! Wow. What was I saying?
Buttercup: Uh, probably nothing important.
Ms. Keane: (She hugs Buttercup) Oh, yeah! I was just about to give you a hug because you're just a special little lady.
Buttercup: Special? I thought I was being bad.
Ms. Keane: Yes! You're so good at being bad. You always do what you want, and it's so much fun! Let's all do what we want!
Kid: (Hypnotized by the rainbow, hanging upside down) Yay! I want to sit upside down!
Boy: (Hypnotized by the rainbow, holding candy) And I want candy!
Buttercup: What about the grammar lesson? I thought it was like, really important, or...whatever.
Ms. Keane: (She hugs Buttercup) Grammar can wait till next year. Now, how's about that Early-Dismissal party?
Buttercup: Okay! (The kids, who are hypnotized by the rainbow run outside and start cheering. She brings out candy) Whoo! Early-Dismissal Candy party! Today is awesome! (Blossom chimes in with her project, which is graded as "A+")
Blossom: Today was the absolute worst! We made dioramas in geography class, and I worked really hard, and the teacher gave me an A+!
Buttercup: And that's the problem. Why?
Blossom: He gave everyone an A+! (The kids walk by, infected by the rainbow, with their A+ on their projects, (Y/N) comes over to the two with a destroyed box.)
(Y/N): Mine was blown up though still don't get why I have an A+.
Kid: I sneezed in a box.
Blossom: AARGH!!! If grades are meaningless, then I am meaningless! (She throws her project in the garbage) I can't live in this world!
((Y/N) then hugs her as she puts her head on his chest as she freaks out.)
Buttercup: Mellow out, man. Everyone's just having a good time. Check this out. (She flies down, where Barry walks past and she pushes him over.) I can get away with whatever I want!
Barry: Ha-ha! Buttercup, that was hilarious! I wanna give you a big hug!
Buttercup: No way, Barry, get a hold of yourself!
Kid: Barry wants a hug! Hug party! (They all run and hug Barry.)
Blossom: Buttercup, I think something is amiss in Townsville.
(Two cars crash and catch fire, then the people inside them run out, hypnotized by the rainbow.)
Man: Hey, I wanted to go first!
Woman: I wanted to go first too!
Man and Woman: Yaaaaay!
Prison Man: Hey, I wanna go outside today.
Policeman: And I wanna let you go outside today! (He unlocks the gate and the prisoners all cheer as they run out.)
Buttercup: Huh. Have you seen Bubbles?
Bubbles peeks out from underneath a big pile of kids who are trying to hug her, panting.
Bubbles: I never thought I would say this but...I can't handle any more hugs! (She flies up to Blossom and Buttercup.) Why is everyone acting so insane?
Blossom: I'm not sure. Let's go ask the Professor. He's the sanest person we know.
(At the girls' house, the Professor is seen jumping around in the yard like a lunatic as a sprinkler sprays around. He has rainbow circles in his eyes, showing he has been hypnotized. The girls just stare at him, and the Professor finally realizes that they are watching him.)
Professor: Hello, girls!
Blossom: What are you doing?
Buttercup: Why aren't you in the lab?
Professor Utonium: Oh, I've decided to stop sciencing for a while! Now I have way more time to hang out with Sprinklor!
Sprinklor: You're gonna get wet.
Buttercup: But, Professor, isn't sciencing kinda...important for...you know, society?
Professor: Woah, relax dudes. Kick those heads back and soak up some of this sweet rainbow!
(All three girls look up at the rainbow.)
Bubbles: The rainbow?
Buttercup: That's why everyone's acting so tweaked?
Blossom: Okay girls! Let's go investigate this "miracle of nature"!
Professor Utonium: Have fun, girls! If you need me, I'll just be spending some cue-time with my new bestie! (He runs around on his hands and feet around the sprinkler, rainbow circles still in his eyes.)
(The girls stare at him for a moment, then fly away one by one. All three of them fly up into the clouds to discover a very colorful place, with pink clouds, a rich blue sparkling sky, and all different kinds of creatures bouncing around in the clouds and rainbows.)
Blossom: What is this place?
(A flying panda flies in an arch form past the clouds in the background.)
Bubbles: My dream!
Buttercup: My nightmare.
(Bubbles gasps happily as the panda named Allegro comes down facing them.)
Allegro: Wait for it...
Buttercup: Wait for what?
Allegro: Wait for it...
Bubbles: Waiting...
Allegro: IT'S PARTY TIME!
(Disco-like music continues to be played.)
Allegro: Yay! I'm Allegro! The happiest panda in the world. Want a hug?
(Bubbles is suddenly wearing party-like clothes)
Bubbles: OMG! Yaas! (She then flies toward Allegro and hugs him.) I can't...
Buttercup: Can't what?
Bubbles: Even...
Buttercup: "Can't even" what?
Blossom: Ohh, like she literally can't even.
Buttercup: (Scoffs) Whatever. It's just a party bear.
Blossom: Hey, Allegro...(Shows picture to Allegro.) We're looking for the owner of this rainbow.
Allegro: I do! Because it's meeeeee! Want a hug?
Buttercup: Dude, no! Stop asking that!
Allegro: Uh-oh. Someone seems unhappy.
Buttercup: Yeah, we're unhappy.
Allegro: Oh, yeah?
Buttercup: Yeah. Your dumb rainbow is making everyone act like huge weirdos! So get your creep party out of our town.
Allegro: Allegro doesn't understand. Don't you want to party and have fun?
Blossom: No! Because it's chaos! And everyone gets an A+, and I worked so hard on that diorama! SO HARD! IT MATTERS!
(Bubbles comes to comfort Blossom.)
Bubbles: Shhh... We know you worked hard.
Allegro: Work? Ohhh man... You guys are bumming Allegro out. You need to get with the party. (Allegro then pulls on a string, unloading his "Party Lobsters") Party Lobsters! Jerome, teach these girls how to lighten up.
(Jerome the Party Lobster creates a smiley face-like disc and throws it at the girls. Buttercup dodges yet Blossom and Bubbles get hit by it. Buttercup flies over to her sisters in a panic.)
Buttercup: Guys! Are you okay?!
(Blossom gets up but she has smiley faces in her eyes)
Blossom: Duude, I'm movin' okay...
(Bubbles gets up as well, also having smiley faces in her eyes)
Bubbles: I feel slightly more cheerful than I normally do.
(The two girls turn their heads towards Buttercup.)
Allegro: Yay-hey-hey-hey! Now things are getting fun! It's party time!
(Blossom and Bubbles now have rainbow circles in their eyes. They start twerking, while Buttercup has a disgusted look on her face.)
Buttercup: Ugh... Gross.
(Blossom and Bubbles fly towards Buttercup)
Blossom & Bubbles: Come on, Buttercup.
Bubbles: We love to party.
Blossom: Isn't this what you wanted?
Buttercup: You guys, stop this isn't you. The town needs us.
Blossom: I'm sure they're fine.
(Cut to the scene where cars crash towards each other where they catch fire, one car crashes the door to the Utonium household and is also on fire, the citizens get out and are dancing. Back to the scene where Allegro is flying around.)
Allegro: I guess Buttercup just doesn't want anyone to have fun.
Buttercup: That's not true! But there is a time and a place for having fun and doing what you want, just like Ms. Keane was saying earlier.
(Buttercup's eyes eventually go wide, realizing what she just said.)
Buttercup: Whoa. I guess she was right. I was trying to be funny and screw around when she was trying to teach.
Allegro: Oh oh. Introspection bums Allegro out.
Buttercup: Oh man, having fun is okay, but not if it hurts someone else's feelings. (Buttercup gets teary-eyed while saying this.)
Allegro: You're ruining my chill vibes. (Allegro unleashes more Party Lobsters.) Party Lobsters! Fix her!
(Buttercup easily takes them out with her eye lasers while sitting down.)
Allegro: You're harshing the party vibe. I know! Give me a hug!
Buttercup: Ugh, no way, man! I'm having a moment.
Allegro: Hug me! Hugs make everything better!
Buttercup: Dude, no!
Allegro: Just one little hug...
(Allegro attempts to hug Buttercup. Buttercup isn't pleased. She whacks him in response.)
Buttercup: Back off!
(Allegro suddenly cracks while still attempting to hug Buttercup.)
Buttercup: What the-
Allegro: Hug me. Give me a hug!
Buttercup: Get away from me, you creep!
(Allegro cracks again, both of his arms fall off. Regardless, he still attempts to hug Buttercup.)
Allegro: Come one. Just one little hug...
Buttercup: I said, NO!
(Buttercup kicks him away. Allegro completely breaks, showing a little bear inside. Blossom and Bubbles end up out of their trance and wonder what's going on.)
Buttercup: Whoa.
Blossom: Buttercup, what happened?
(Allegro, now a small bear, absorbs all of the party stuff and his people as all of them excluding Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, and the rainbow which was in Townville in the sky disappears.)
Buttercup: Wow. Guess the party's over.
(The scene transitions back to the classroom)
Ms. Keane: This beautiful room of consumptions, the most useful conjunction being and or and but. (Buttercup stifles a laugh) Let's reveal the mysteries. (Walking up to a laugh stifled Buttercup) I hope you didn't make fun of my lesson again.
Buttercup: No way. Actually, I wondered if you could remind us... (Trails off as she continues talking)
(The ending hearts come up)
Narrator: And so once again the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls and the importance of grammar.
Buttercup: (Her head comes out) But questions. (Laughs)
(Episode ends)
You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net