Amila's POV

I ran all the way to my totally-not-super-secret-hideout-place-Hecate-gave-me-to-live-in-while-at-Paris. 

The neighbors always shoot me weird looks. Fuck them. 

Anyway, I walk over to the kitchen and stir up a potion 'cause I'm awesome like that.

I grinned. I had just made a buffet out of boiled water and toad skin. It doesn't taste as bad as it sounds, I swear.

Sometimes, -- okay, all the time -- magic is awesome. 

After I decided I had had enough to eat, I made the leftovers disappear. 

I collapsed on the bed. I might just go to bed now. I glanced at the clock and groaned. 4:21 PM. I can't go to sleep now. I groaned again and rolled off the side of the bed, landing with a thunk. Probably not the smartest idea, but I was lazy. 

Then I heard something clatter on the floor beside me. It must have fallen off the bed. 

I looked around to see what had fallen to make sure it wasn't broken. I picked up what I decided was possibly the thing that fell. 

I didn't recognize it at all. I had never seen it before in my life. So how did it get inside my totally-not-super-secret-hideout-place-Hecate-gave-me-to-live-in-while-at-Paris?

It was brown with red designs. Maybe I should open it?

As I opened it, black light blinded me and I dropped the box. 

When the light finally dimmed enough for me to open my eyes, I saw a floating thingy:

"H— hi! I'm Uzzo, I'll be your— your Kwami." The floating thing murmured squeakily.

Wait a sec. . . .

Small? Check.

Talks? Check.

Floats? Check.

*le gasp*!

"You're. . . .you're a Miraculous thingy!" I exclaimed.

"I-- How'd you guess?" she peeped.

"My friend, Percy, is the shark guy."

"O—oh. So— so then you don't need me to ex—explain it to you?" Uzzo asked, looking down.

"Well, I still need some things explained. Like, what's my power? What do you need to be fed? What's my transformation phrase? Is this actually happening?"

Uzzo giggled, "You're— you're power is electricity manipulation! And— and anything's okay really, but I love eucalyptus leaves! You're— you're transformation phrase is— phrase is 'Uzzo! Tail up!'. And I— I'm pretty sure that— that this is happening."

"No. Way."

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Somewhere y'all probably know. . . . .

"A teacher who is constantly interrupted by her students? Can there be a thing more aggravating?" A maniacal chuckle echoed across the dark room.

"Fly away little akuma, and evilize her!"

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"Tikki! Spots on!"

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"Plagg! Claws out!"

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"Fukk! Shark bite!"

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. . . . . "Are you sure I should transform? I'm new to this whole superhero business."

"I— I think you should." Uzzo agreed.

I glanced around nervously, "Uzzo. . . .Tail up, I guess."

Chat Noir's POV

"Okay, so we need a plan—" Ladybug was interrupted by Mako's phone buzzing.

"Oops, sorry gotta respond." He said, taking his phone out. My gaze switched from him to the ten foot tall woman with bright green hair and mime paint on her face wearing a mime outfit with tape rolls strapped to her sides, that used to be my teacher. Followed a huge dog the size of a tank with pitch black fur and red eyes. 

"Really? Now!?" Ladybug questioned harshly, voicing my thoughts.

"Well, yes now! If I don't respond, she'll think I got kidnapped again, and then she'll tell her sister who will tell both camps and suddenly there's a manhunt out for me."

I peeked over his shoulder to see what he was typing.

TotallyNotMagical: 

😎 guess what!?

Persassy4real: 

What?

TotallyNotMagical:

Fuck you, GUESS

Persassy4real:

You met a unicorn named Clarinet?

TotallyNotMagical:

Third blue house. Behind the chimney.

Ladybug, who hadn't seen the text said, "You do realize that there is a difference between a manhunt and a search party, right?" 

Mako rolled his eyes, "It starts as a search party. Then, when they find you alive, they get angry at you for worrying them, so they murder you."

I started counting the blue houses. 1. . . .2. . 3! I peeked behind the side of the chimney.

A girl, with a black and white striped mask. She had a spandex black and white suit with a large fluffy tail. Her outfit strongly resembled a skunk.

She leaped over to us, landing gracefully.

HOLY SHIT

THIS GIRL WAS HOOOOOOOT

AND I COULDN'T EVEN SEE HER ENTIRE FACE

Be cool. Be cool.

"'Sup?" She asked casually.

"So. . . .when did this happen?" Mako asked, motioning towards her. 

"'Bout 5 minutes ago." The girl said, grinning. Dammit, that smile. . . .

"So. . . what's your name, purrrincess?" I questioned, bowing with a wink. 

"How 'bout. . . .Scarletta Scoundrel?"

Mako laughed, "Sounds dumb." Pfft, rude. 

Scarletta Scoundrel rolled her eyes, "Okay, Mako." Ooooh, she sAsSy.

"Guys, this is really sweet and all but HELLO! AKUMA!" Ladybug shouted. 

Scarletta's eyes snapped to the threat, "Mako. Is that what I think it is?" She hissed.

Mako let out a whistle, "Well it sure as hell ain't Mrs. O'Leary."

"Oh, Fuck." She muttered. 

"I'm sorry, what memo did we miss?" I questioned in confusion. 

"P— Mako, you make a plan for green haired girl. I'll take care of the Hellhound." Scarletta said, taking out a black, metal spear.

"Wha— Hellhound?" What's happening?

She leaped off the side of the building. 

Ladybug shook her head, "What's going on?" 

And yet, as I stared at her, it wasn't the same. Her eyes seemed a little less bright. Her hair a little less shiny. Her lips a little less pink. (Lol. This ain't Amila x Chat Noir or shit. He's just being a dumbass and getting a crush on her.) And my mind conjured up an image Scarletta Scoundrel. She seemed better in every way suddenly. 

Mako started discussing a plan with Ladybug, but I zoned out and focused on Scarletta. Her hair flew around her as she battled the thing that I realize now is not a sentimonster. She plunged her spear through it and it exploded into golden glitter. It fell slowly and landed on her. It complimented the black white of her outfit.

"Hey, kitty!" Ladybug snapped in front of my face. "Earth to Chat!"

I blinked, just as Scarletta jumped back up with us. 

"So, what's the plan?" She asked. She was so dazzling in that moment.

"Well, me and Ladybug agreed that one of us should distract her by making loud, obnoxious noises—" 

"Ooh! Ooh! I'll do it!" I exclaimed, jumping up and down with my hand in the air.

"Actually, we were thinking that I do it, but you can do it too, I guess. So, anyway, while Husher's busy trying to put tape over our mouths, Ladybug and Scarletta Scoundrel will snatch the pencil in her hair — which we think holds the akuma — and break it. Any questions?" Mako said in one breath. Boi, how?

"Sounds good." Scarletta Scoundrel agreed, putting a thumbs up. 

Wait. 

This plan involves her getting really close to the akuma. That's dangerous. No. She can't.

"Wait. No. I don't think— I don't think Scarletta should be getting that close to the akuma." I objected.

Her eyes narrowed, "I am perfectly capable of—"

"No, it's not that. I'm just worried that you'll get hurt, and I just— I think that you should leave this to us. Let Ladybug do it." I defended.

Mako looked ready to hold Scarletta back if needed. 

"Excuse me?! You don't even know me! You have no right to be worried, or to act like I am unable to do this! I don't give a goddamn shit if I get hurt, actually. I got a potion back home, or I could just whip up a spell right now! You know what?! I'll do this my on my fucking own!" She leaped building to building until she got close enough to the villain for whatever she wanted to do.

She jumped down and tackled Husher. She stomped on Husher's face to prevent her from blocking her grabbing the pencil in her hair. She yanked it out and leaped back up to the building. 

She thwacked me in the head with the pencil so hard that it broke and the akuma sprung free. 

"Go fuck yourself, Chat Noir." She said to me in a scarily controlled voice before jumping away. 

Ladybug captured the akuma before departing. 

Mako gave me a pat on the back, "You fucked up, man."