"I'm Nadia Chamack! Don't be bemused, it's just the news! Today, I'm here with Ladybug, Chat Noir, Mako, and Scarletta Scoundrel. Would you care to explain what happened?"

"Well, Lila Rossi had gotten her hands on a Miraculous. This Miraculous had the ability to slowly make people fall in love with her. And she used it just for that. Mako and I noticed immediately and figured out a plan. Shout out to Alta Cesaire! We broke the curse on her and she helped us. We eventually undid the curse on Chat and Ladybug. I electrocuted Lila til she passed out and Mako lifted her in the air to keep all the hypnotized people from saving her, while Ladybug and Chat made their way over to take away her Miraculous, and yeah." I explained.

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"Hey! Amila! Wait up!"

I turned to see Adrien.

"What do you want?" I asked, bored already.

"So. . . .how about us being superheroes, huh?"

"First of all, keep it quiet! Second of all, what about it?"

"Well, I was just thinking that maybe we could be together or—"

"Bitch, no. Fuck off."

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"Marinette! You don't understand how awesome this is, girl!? Scarletta Scoundrel gave ME a shoutout! ME!"

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"I'm afraid we'll have to charge you $10,000." The officer explained.

"$10,000 dollars!?" Lila's eye twitched. Is he serious!?

"Well, ma'am, you shoulda thought about that before you hypnotized all of Paris."

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