(TRUST ME I HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR THIS)

(WARNING: CONTAINS A BUCKETLOAD OF CRAP.  READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

(You still wanna read this?  Ohhhh-kaaaaay...)

One dumb day, Mike and the Vocaloids were hanging out in there apartment building when  Miku said "Hey, what should we do for our next coancert?"  nobody answerd because miku is a *bad word* and doesn't havve andy friends.  Lin said "never mind that i'm going to go torture ren some because I like it".  so lin beat up ren and ren died because ren always dies.  Then Fu*kas* showed up out of nowhere and said 
"wanna see some dank memes?  They're super dank..."  then oliver who is there for some reason ate a bunch of spiders and meeko got drunk and kite took off all his clothes except his scarf.  flower just shook his/her/their/whatever head and ignored it because flower is the coolest stan him/her/them/whatever/.  then ren came back to life as a nasty zombie thing and *bad word* kite.  then may and tey broke in and killed everyone then tey killed may and then all the vocaloids died because vocaloid is dumb so listen to justin bieber.