When you arrived everybody looked at you. Some either looked at you weirdly or nicely. A girl with a bowl cut came up to you and so did a blonde girl.

girl with the bowl cut:"Where are you from?"

Blonde girl "what's your name?"

"I'm from Korea and my name is y/n"

(You can change the country if you want.)

Bowl cut girl: "my name is Maya and she's Anna"

Both: "do you wanna be friends with us?"

"Sure"

They were talking about drama that happened and you were so surprised. You had lots of drama at your old school but not that much.

The bell rang and you all had the same classes. You walked into class and a guy was playing a ukulele. You say down next to maya and the teacher started saying attendance.

Teacher "Jessica Gabe."

Jessica "here"

Teacher "Anna Kone"

Anna "present"

Teacher "Brandt Jackson"

Brandt "President!"

Teacher "ok. Cool guy. Maya ishi peters"

Maya "present"

Teacher" ishii... oishi... your making me hungry. That means food right?"

Maya "yeah. That crazy. how did you know that?"

Teacher "spent a little time in Japan teaching English in my 20's..."

Teacher "y/n chan? Did I say it wrong?"

"It's actually Cheon."

Teacher "that sounds Korean are you Korean?"

"Yeah"

Teacher "right. Rebecca Roth"

Rebecca "here"

Anna "Maya and y/n."

You and maya "what"

Anna "is Alex looking at me"

We turned to look but he wasn't. He was looking at me which was weird.

"No"

She pulled down her bra strap and asked the same thing

"How about now?"

Maya turned

Maya "No. He's kicking Brandt in the balls."

Anna "he'll probably look at me later"

Teacher "okay listen up everyone I have your locker assignments. So you can just... take it outside"

Everyone went outside and it was filled with papers saying Brandt loves maya or Dustin loves maya.

Anna "what are these?"

"Who even are they"

Maya "they all say Dustin loves maya and Brandt loves maya"

Maya "oh my god! I mean is that me?"

You and Anna "yeah it's you"

Maya "crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait. They're literally the hottest guys in school"

"WHO ARE THEY"

Anna "it's happening"

Girl with blue shirt "Hey, maya, come over here."

Maya and Anna were trying to get each other to come but she went alone instead.

"Who are they? Both Brandt and Dustin and the people who called maya over."

Anna "That's becca and you'll see jn PE"

Becca "what salon did you get it done?"

Maya and Anna "superb"

Maya "salon superb"

Becca "hmm. Never heard of that before. But whatever you did worked because Brandt and Dustin obviously think you're, like, so fine this year"

Maya "no they don't"

Becca "they're totally into you. Everyone's talking about it. They were staring at you"

Maya "stop"

Becca "yeah Brandt's so fine, and they both like you. Isn't that like amazing?"

Maya "I know, like, what!"

Becca "crazy!"

Maya "it's crazy, you guys, like, I'm losing my mind right now."

Another bell rings and the next class was PE and they were talking about how they had a crush on her. You knew something was off but didn't want to sound like a jealous bitch.

Maya "Wait, is there another Maya?"

Me and Anna "no"

The PE teacher caught us talking and was angry.

PE teacher"Hey! You think you can talk over me?"

She handed us UGLY uniforms.

PE teacher"I've got my eye on you three"

You were used to getting in troubles with teachers so u didn't mind. You put it on and it actually looked kinda cute on you. You wondered how you could always pull off the most HORRIFIC outfits.

We went to the field where the game was held and sat down on the bench. A guy came over us and said

"Hey PGIS I'm Brandt"

PGIS sounded like pig and Pegasus so I thought it was offensive.

"Pick Dustin. I think Brandt just called me a pig and Pegasus"

Maya "what? You don't even look like a pig"

Anna was admiring a guy until the PE teacher yelled at her to go against him.

She kicked a ball and it made his nose bleed and she had to take him to the nurse.

It was a while and when she came Bach she said that Dustin was a bitch.

Anna "Dustin's a bitch!"

Maya and you "a bitch!?"

Anna "Alex said so."

"Was that the guy you were admiring?"

Anna "yes!"

"But Brandt called me a pig or a Pegasus"

Anna "that is so mean!"

"I know right"

Maya "maybe a bitch is good for me"

"A Bitch bad-er than an asshole."

Maya "okay so Brandt?"

We were about to say something until the teacher interrupted us.

Teacher "that is enough! Young sir in the care bear shirt. Care ti share what you did over the summer?"

Random student "she's a girl"

Everyone chuckled

Teacher "come up to the front"

Maya "i guess the most memorable thing I did over the summer was watch ace Ventura pet detective, like, 6 times in a row and it's really funny cuz he does, like, all this like, rewind, like, fast forward stuff, like— I'll just do it. It's like..."

She did an impression of ace Ventura and it was kinda cringey but everyone laughed. When she Humpe into the teacher I lost it when she bumped into the teacher.

Teacher "that is enough!" OK. Everyone, take out your summer reading, and get into groups of 4."

Maya was asking us if we should give the note she wrote to Brandt. Anna changed it.
She folded it and wrote Brandt. Soon enough class was over. Anna and you were applying lipgloss to your lips.

Brandt and what seems like the guy named Dustin ran to us.

They were arguing about who said yes.

Anna "oh, my god wait. Dustin, that is, like, so presumptuous to think she asked you she asked him."

Becca "this is, like, so mean. Just tell her."

Dustin "U-G-I-S BYATCH"

Brandt "UGIS"

both were still yelling UGIS while we were still confused.

Becca "oh, honey don't you know? it means ugliest girl in school"
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Maya was on the verge of tears while I was in shock. I still thought PGIS still meant pig and Pegasus.

Becca "they also said they don't know why your wearing a bra, Anna."

"Did they say anything about me"

Becca "I don't know"

Maya ran to the bathroom and we followed her. Anna comforted her while you were staring not knowing what to do. The bell Rang for lunch.

Anna "you literally look so hot right now"

"It does not make sense how they called you UGIS"

Maya and Anna " it also did not make sense how they called you a pig. Like your skinny and you have, like, every girl's dream body"

"There's other people that should be called UGIS"

We started rambling about people that are not as pretty as her. I guy called her UGIS again.

Maya "GO FUCK YOUR MOM"

Anna "they're a bunch of fuckers"

Anna "I have an idea. Do you know where the 8 graders sit?"

It was weird asf people were doing weird dances until we got to a random table where a guy sits.

Random guy "you shouldn't be here"

Guy that looks kinda like Maya "Get out of here freaks."

They walked back but I pulled them back.

Guy that looks like maya "I said leave"

Maya "Shuji, no. It's important. Stop"

Um there were these guys that were—"

She got interrupted by me

"She called what I'm guessing is your sister UGIS and I think me a pig and Anna flat"

Maya "I need you to beat them up, Shuji"

Shuji "why should I"

"DUDE, I GAVE YOU A WHOLE ASS EXPLANATION JUST HELP US"

Shuji "damn, no need to be so angry. I'm not gonna beat up a seventh grader but I can teach you some words"

"Um, what do they look like?"

Maya starts talking about his good features

"He has chestnut silky hair and brown honey due—"

"He means his bad features. We're bitching him out not complimenting him."

Shuji "Exactly. I have a feeling you've done this before so I don't think u need my help"

"I've been in fist fights not in bitching out"

All "what!?"

"How do you think I can here? By choice? Hell nah"

Shuji "ok, damn anyways, what are his bad features?"

Me, Anna, and maya "he's like short"

"He's short which means he has a small dick and I heard it looks like an aardvark"

Shuji "I'm wondering how you know all that but that's good. Hers what ur gonna say. Hey, you porcupine midget peace of shit, I wouldn't touch that dock with a q0 foot pole. So suck it, bitch."

You were trying hard not to laugh

Shuji "what's so funny?"

"It's just cringey"

Shuji "then come up with something better"

You were literally laughing so hard

After class it was after school. It was so awkward. She did some cringey shit and is as standing watching. It seemed like she didn't know what to do so I whispered to her.

"Use the cringey ass comeback"

Maya "what was it again? Oh yeah. Porcupine midget piece of shit?"

Dustin "oh damn your gonna take that?"

Maya "I would touch that dock with the a 10foot pole"

"MAYA, NO. WHAT THE HELL."

"IF SHE IS UGLIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL THEN I GUESS YOUR MATCHING BECAUSE YOURE THE UGLIEST BOY IN SCHOOL"

Maya "YOU ALSO GOT AN AARDVARK DICK AND THATS WHY YOUR DAD DIED!"

"MAYA NO"

He started crying and we ran to Maya's car. You threw him a tissue since you had time because your a fast runner.

U gave them ur number so they could call you later.

At night

Maya "did I go to far today?"

"Yes"

Anna "it was definitely intense"

Maya "I shouldn't have said that about his dad though"

"Yeah"

Anna "it was crazy but his dad did die it's just a fact"

"But it was too far."

We then hung up.

The next day we walked down the halls to the boys toilets. You took the map and it was messy asf

"Did a doctor write this or something?"

Maya "no my brother did"

She took the map back and went in the boys toilets. Later she came back out and Anna and her was reassuring eacheother

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