6 months ago
tuesday, 12:12
1 new message

tsumie
it's 12:12 make a wish

(Y/N)
🤔
i'm pretty sure it's 11:11 not 12:12
but okay
i wish for an infinite amount of wishes

tsumie
the wish gods are not appeased, dear (y/n)

(Y/N)
sucks to be them i guess
what would you wish for then

tsumie
easy
you

(Y/N)
okay one: gross
two: gross
three: ew 🤢 gross
but for real
guess what happened today

tsumie
you broke my heart 💔
don't even have to guess
that's what happened today 😔

(Y/N)
pfft
dw i'll glue it back up
❤️
there
all fixed!
but but but
really
i got asked on a date

tsumie
:OO
no fuckin way

someone actually likes you enough to ask you out?
it's a miracle! you won't be alone forever!

(Y/N)
hahaha
funny funny
i hope you know i expect you to beat him up if the date goes bad

tsumie
ofc ofc baby doll
y'know i'd beat up an old man for you

(Y/N)
disturbing
but not surprising
honestly i feel like you'd just beat up an old man anyways
y'know
just for fun :P

tsumie
damn
even after my incredibly enchanting words
you still say such mean things
how cruel
i'll have you know that i would never beat up an old man for fun
do you even love me 😭

(Y/N)
🥺👉👈
i'm sorry
you know i love you
number 1 boy in my heart ALWAYS ❤️❤️

tsumie
love you too dumbass
remember to use protection

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6 months ago
tuesday, 12:15

the worst brother ever
fuck
you were right

broskie broman
of course i was
i'm always right
wait about what

the worst brother ever
(y/n)

i should've
asked her out
before
she
left
she's going on a date
lol

broskie broman
oh
that's sucks man
idk what to say
i think 'i told you so' would be
inappropriate in this situation
there's still time tho
just talk to her lol
ik she likes you too
i still don't get how you guys are this fucking dumb

the worst brother ever
nono
i can't do that
i
can't
and she doesn't

broskie broman
okay then don't whine to me??
stop being a pussy

broskie broman's name has been updated

NOT helpful
lol what
smh
they hated him bc he told the truth 😌

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6 months ago
tuesday, 12:22

the superior miya twin
not to be rude or anything
but what the fuck are you doing

future sister in law
huh

the superior miya twin
are you seriously going out on a date

like
bruh already told you atsumu 100%
is all "smushy" about you too
i really hate being the middle man between you two
you guys are fucking idiots

future sister in law
jfc
okay fine i made a mistake
i felt rly bad saying no to the guy
he looked pitiful
and maybe
a little bitty part of me
wanted to see if tsumu got jealous or smth when i told him
but he didn't
so
🤩
you were wrong rip

the superior miya twin
are you ACTUALLY D U MB
1. that's lowkey psycho and manipulative don't do that
2. he just texted me whining about it and i guarantee that when he gets home he will cry about it
3. i'm never wrong (y/n)
i'm never wrong

future sister in law
fuck off
😤

the superior miya twin
u know if you two said this shit to each other
instead of me
my life would be like 95% easier

future sister in law
oh so we're 95% of your problems

the superior miya twin
no no don't get me wrong the two of you are 100% of my problems
this whole childish "omg i like him/her what if she/he doesn't like me back" is 95%
the other 5% is your mere existence

future sister in law
that was needlessly rude

the superior miya twin
see you both have the same reaction when i trash talk you
a perfect match
stop being dumb please