Chapter Nine

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(A few weeks prior)

Operation Prinxiety Chat

Daddy Sanders

Check Check?

Logan Sanders

Why is your name 'Daddy Sanders'?

Coffee High

OMFG I love your name, Patton

Daddy Sanders

LANGUAGE

Coffee High

But I didn't even say anything...

Daddy Sanders

You said the f word! 

Coffee High

....

That aside, what's the plan?

Goldfish in a condom

Easy! We push Virgil, Roman catches him, Virgil is all so happy to be saved by his prince charming and they make out. What's there to explain?

Daddy Sanders

1. Please change your name, it is very uncomfortable

2. Love is not that easy!

Pet dog stuffed in a sausage

How's this?

Daddy Sanders

I PREFERRED THE GOLDFISH ONE

Goldfish in a condom

as you wish ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

Slimy Boi

Isn't Remus so funny? I enjoy his humor

Daddy Sanders

fhepahfpahfepahfehfa

back to the topic at hand.

Prinxiety

I don't think we should do anything for the first few weeks

Roman has been showing his feelings unconsciously a lot more so maybe its only with time that he'll confess!

Thomas the Dank Engine

That's a good idea but what comes after that?

Daddy Sanders

We start slow. Drop hints to both of them! 

Then, if they still don't get it, we just try to get them to spend more time together

alone

YEAH?!

Coffee High

Thats a very cliche way of getting them together but it might work. After all, Roman is one big cliche so it shouldnt be too bad.

Slimy Boi

Agreed

Daddy Sanders

Does everyone else agree?

Logan Sanders

It's an acceptable plan, Patton.

Thomas the Dank Engine

No problems here.

Goldfish in a condom

Can I have some deodorant? Thomas, could you be a dear and go get some Pickled Poo Logs for me? 

Thomas the Dank Engine

no

Goldfish in a condom

rUdE

Thomas the Dank Engine

Remus, stop making me think this stuff just cuz i wont get you your deodorant 

Goldfish in a condom

I WILL SING THE SONG AGAIN

Thomas the Dank Engine

NO DAMNIT

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