Note:

How the hell do you guys read with my kind of writing style? Because​ the amount of times i cringe while look at it hurts me internally

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Jack's POV

Welp, the Northern Parliament episodes are done, now to troll IronBlood! Some of you may be asking

"but Jack, won't they be able to identify you imediately?"

Literally none of the Ironblood know what i look like, afterall, i didn't stay in AzurLane long enough to do the "saving private hornet" so i wasn't seen by prinz​ Eugen

And during the whole segmant of Northern Parliament, i had my mask on

I didn't even realise until i tried to eat cheesecake, it literally just hit my mask and fell into the ocean

I've never felt so much sorrow by a piece of clothing during my life

Anyway, considering i promised myself that i'd use the Grusser Kurfurst rigging, i did it

(you could imagine her wearing those clothes, of course​ with the correct size, or you could go wearing this)​

(either way, it works, because how the fuck does a little girl wear a micro bikini and the higher ups in IronBlood go, 'yep, that'​s seems legal')

Naturally, if you had some REALLY cool rigging attached to you, you'd shoot something for the glorious 'ka-boom'

Sadly, i would have to spawn first

Selecting skins first though, maybe they have a special skin for kurfurst?
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I'm not having a decepticon on my ship, cool, but very obvious

Sci-fi is also a no

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Welp, vanilla camo it is this time

After finishing the loadout, i open the map and look at the terrain

I feel like i'm missing something

Oh, right, i hit a siren with a chunk of magnetically enchanced shells, pretty sure that alarmed them

Meh, i can respawn, they can clone

Equal rights, equal fights

=spawning, player=

=location, acceptable​=

=warning, player with recieve a high chance of being spoiled by grusser kurfurst if found, continue?=

Aw hell yea!

=don't say i didn't warn you, player=

Well that was ominous

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Note:

Ya know, come to think of it, grusser kurfurst, or G.K for short
Would probably never let go of her child to avoid injuries and to spoil them, like, A LOT

Let's continue

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Feeling the waves against my legs, i look around me

(i'm guessing what the terrain looks like, because​ i don't have an example)

...... Using an advanced RADAR and then using an outdated one hurts

It's mostly because​ i miss the feeling of having the high ground over the enemies

Even though i literally have a minimap, i'm not gonna use it until i get lost, shouldn't take too long

-2 hours later-

I calculated the risk, but man am i bad at math

Today marks the day that a loli had gotten lost in the middle of the ocean, looking for a VERY obvious german port

I could launch a lair aswell to increase the likely hood of meeting a random patrol

........ Or the chance of meeting Roon

To depend on luck, or minimap?

The answer is obvious, my friends, the minimap

I ain't dealing with one of the most scariest ships, in my opinion, today thank you very much

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Okay, got the location of the base, now time to pretend to be confused and curious!

-timeskip, 26 minutes-

I spy with my little eye~! A patrol!... With a battleship?......... A...... Big battleship.....

....... I thought she doesn't go on patrols in the anime

Unless she's already got her mother senses activated

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She imediately saw me, okay, i don't know about this anymore, i feel like i should hide

??? : MMMYYYYYYY CHIIIIILLLDDD!!!!!

THIS WASN'T IN THE SIMULATIONS! TURN ON THE BOILERS! RETREA-

*CLANG*

I feel like i just got hit by a bus.........

'HOW AM I ON A BED? HOW LONG WAS I OUT!?'​

Just as i was about to hop outta the bed, the door across the room slid open, 3 shipgirls, 2 being normal backround character ships, and my technically mother

??? : don't worry Grosser, see? She's fine

'my splitting headache would beg to differ'

My current 'mom'​ sprints towards​ me and starts checking my 'hull'

G.K : Mommy didn't hurt you, did i?

'acting operation is a go'

Jack : u-um, no but, who are you?

Grosser then proceeds to put her hands to her chest and says

G.K : i, am your mother!

Jack : but, i-i don't even remember being born

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Hi silence, haven't seen you since last chapter, how you doin?

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Jack : is s-something wrong?

Feeling the sudden touch of her hands on my shoulder, she asks me

G.K : what do you mean?

Jack : all i r-remember is waking up in the middle of the ocean

Right after saying that, she suddenly hugged and started patting my head

G.K : don't worry, that just means mommy will create new memories with you!

Jack : o-okay....... Mom

This...... Is too wholesome i'm gonna cry, so this is a mothers touch? It feels........ nice

Suddenly feeling my feet no longer touching the ground, i look at G.K

G.K : considering that you've just started living, i'm sure you haven't eaten yet, right?

I nodded

G.K : well don't worry, mommy will make something for you too eat

Maybe i'll stay here a bit longer than usual, just a bit

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-timeskip, 5 minutes-

I'm currently sitting at a table with a ship G.K brought to eat with me

If some of you don't know, she's called z46

Ah, seems like mom is finished cooking, smells pretty nice though

G.K : don't forget to wash your dishes after you

Z46 nodded, i assume she's gotten used to being treated like G.K's daughter at this point

Jack : thanks mom!

Z46's head turned towards me as she looked at me with a raised eyebrow

But G.K just put one of her hands against her cheek and made the 'ara ara'​ noise, while smiling and giggling silently to herself

Welp, i'm gonna finally eat, because​ for some odd reason, G.K said that i was too light for a battleship

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This may be a bit OC, but i don't care, i want wholesome shit every once in a while