(draco and harry exchanged numbers the night before)

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Texts between prat and git

Git
don't freak out

Prat
What did you do?

Git
whAt?! i did nothing
why would you accuse me like this
absolutely no proof yet you blame me for things

Prat
What happened, Potter?

Git
have a look at hermione's instagram

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pansyyy #drarry

420zabini #drarry

ginandtonic #drarry

hannahbott #drarry

randomslytherin #drarry

randomravenclaw #drarry

padfoot #drarry
remusmoony @padfoot Leave them alone.

harryjpottah it's not like that
pansyyy @harryjpottah are you sure about that
harryjpottah @pansyyy yes. we just fell asleep while watching a movie. it's not a big deal
harryjpottah @drachoe right?
drachoe @pansyyy As much as I hate to agree with Potter on something, yes. We are just...acquaintances.
harryjpottah @drachoe acquAINTANCES!? I think I'm a bit better than that. A friend?
drachoe @harryjpottah Don't push you're luck.
harryjpottah @drachoe then i'll just try and win your friendship
drachoe @harryjpottah You can try, but you won't get far. 

greggoyle oooh so it's a 'getting together' fic
crabbepatty @greggoyle yes
drachoe @greggoyle @crabbepatty What are you two talking about?
greggoyle nothing

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Pansy made a group chat
Pansy named group chat 'a bunch of people'
Pansy added boy who lived to be bi,  weasel, ferret, blaizemaize, hottie, luna, vodka
Ferret changed Pansy to pain-sy
Boy who lived to be bi changed pain-sy to pain in the ass

blaizemaize
a couple that changes names together, stays together

Ferret changed blaizemaize to also a pain

pain in the ass
what ever happened to house unity?

ferret
You happened.

weasel
why do you and hermione chat with punctuation
it disturbs me

ferret
Why do you look how you look?
It disturbs me.

luna
oh! you have matching names! i thought harry and draco were a couple? was i wrong?

ferret changes his name to draco
boy who lived to be bi changed draco to gayco

gayco
Potter! I thought you were trying to be my friend!

boy who lived to be bi
and as a good friend,, i have given you a good name. you can thank me later...

pain in the ass
...with a blowjob

gayco
No.

boy who lived to be bi
funny but no.

also a pain
how come luna gets to keep her name?

boy who lived to be bi
because its luna

gayco
She does nothing wrong.

pain in the ass
she has no reason to be made fun of

vodka
you have a problem with that?

also a pain
no
i just wanted to know why

also a pain changes his name to 420blaiseit
pain in the ass changed her name to pansexual

hottie
My name is so unoriginal.

weasel
but true

boy who lived to be bi changes hottie name to oh my knee

oh my knee
funny

gayco changes boy who lived to be bi to thechosenbi

thechosenbi
how long did it take you to come up with that one

gayco
Shut up git.

thechosenbi
prat

pansexual
awww🥺couple goals

luna
so draco and harry are dating?

vodka
no, love
they say that they are 'just friends'

pansexual
'just friends'

420blaiseit
'just friends'

vodka
'just friends'

gayco
You are all annoying. Goodnight.

thechosenbi
aww🥺even me? what did i do?

gayco
You lived.

thechosenbi
for you

gayco
Good. Night.