Hell the place where the souls of the dammed rest. forever to endure endless torment and despair or so that's what most people believe. If you ask Y/N he would say otherwise. The 20-year-old boy didn't have it easy during the last few years of his life work was a pain his boss was an asshole and let me tell you paying off the bills and rent during a financial crisis is an absolute bitch.

Add all this with a bloodthirsty alien from outer space living in his body and one particularly nasty day when he finally has enough of his boss's whining he finally snapped and proceeded to murder over a thousand people until the military hunted him down and burned him alive. So yeah he's not your average day sinner this boy has got more blood on his hands than every serial killer on earth.

Our main star in question was walking around in imp city with his symbiote buddy resting in his body. The two had overheard a bunch of creatures or imps as they call themselves talking about a company that kills humans for a living. To no one's surprise carnage immediately loved the thought of killing people in brutal ways and getting paid for his handiwork. Y/N was reluctant at first but quickly agreed with carnage I mean they're already in hell and the people these guys kill have to be horrible right?

Carnage: are we there yet?

Y/N: No.

Carnage: What about now?

Y/N: Nope.

Carnage:What about..........now?

Y/N: Carnage give it a rest I told you before and I'll tell you again we get there when we get there be patient for crying out loud.

Carnage:Tch how big is this city? I thought this place was easy to find. Grhhhh I just wanna kill someone already!

Y/N: (sigh) I just had to be bought to hell with you still inside my body didn't I?

Carnage: Hey I said I was sorry for getting us killed and it's not like life for you on earth was any better! You were cheated on shouted at had a bad pay couldn't pay your rent your a degenerate alcoholic your a loser there's no other way to put it you're an absolute joke!

Y/N: Geez I feel so much better about myself thanks to the inspiring words coming from the psychotic bloodthirsty alien!

Carnage: Come on let's just find this place arguing isn't going to help with anything.

Y/N groaned as he continued his walk through the city. He witnessed 2 stores getting held up imps littering all over the sidewalks and to his and carnage's horror they even bared witness to two imps eating a pizza...........with pineapple on it!

Carnage: PINEAPPLE PIZZA!?

Y/N: Those monsters how could they ruin a good pizza with such a shit topping?! I can see why they were sent to hell!

After seeing that atrocity and after a bit more waking the two had finally found the I.M.P headquarters.

Y/N: Well here it is I.M.P.

Carnage: What the hell does I.M.P. stand for?

Y/N: immediate murder professionals I think.

Carnage: It's right up our street no one can mutilate a man like we can!

Y/N: True just hope the boss isn't an absolute bastard like my old one. Well here goes nothing.

Y/N walks into the headquarters and into the lift which arrives on the top floor with a ping. Y/N gazes around the room which seems like a waiting room you would have in small doctor's clinics but what did catch his eye was a pair of two demon eels swimming about in a large tank. Y/N walked up to the counter where a tall and cute hellhound was sitting too busy on her phone to notice Y/N's arrival.

Y/N: Uhhh hey is your boss here?

????: Yeah what do you want? Need someone killed?

Y/N: I came here for the job to see if I could work for the company.

?????: Really? Fine what is your-

The hellhound looked at Y/N and her face and tone immediately shifted. A blush appeared on her face while her tail began to wag uncontrollably.

????: A-a human? y-your a real-life human?!

Y/N: As human as they come names Y/N.

????: (blush) (that voice so damn smooth oh breed me daddy.) A-anyway i-i'll take a look at your resume.

Y/N passed loona his resume which she quickly read and then passed it back.

Loona: (blush) Cool I'll take this to blitzo he's the boss round here. Just sit back for a while a-and the names Loona by the way.

Y/N: Loona......that's a cute name.

Loona: (he thinks I'm cute he called me cute!) T-thanks.

Y/N sits down and relaxes waiting for this Blitzo guy to call him.

Carnage: That girl I think she likes you.

Y/N: Hmmm you think so?

Carnage: Yeah her tail was wagging like crazy I'm surprised she didn't climax by just looking at you bahahahaha!

Y/N ignored carnage and his juvenile sense of humour and waited for a little more until he had finally been called in by the boss of the place. Unlike the waiting room his office was heavily decorated with pictures of circus performers who could be members of his family and even tickets for past circus shows placed on the wall. Sitting on a black chair behind the desk was an imp who seemed bored while he played with his pen it seems that business hasn't been the best for the company.

????: Sooooo your the boy that wants to work for me huh?

Y/N: Yeah I kinda need a job and I figured that this was the best option sir.

Blitzo: Please drop the sir just call me Blitzo. So you do know what kind of company we are right?

Y/N: Yep you kill people for clients who have beef with someone in the human world. Maybe a tennis coach fucked someone's wife or something like that.

Blitzo: Yep and tell me do you have any knowledge of combat training?

Y/N: Got a good knowledge of guns hell I can use a sniper with ease and I've got knowledge of hand-to-hand combat as well so I'm not scared to rip out someone's liver with my bare hands.

Blitzo: Okay okay I like what I'm hearing. Alright now the most important question are you okay with killing people that may or may not be innocent?

Y/N: I'm okay with it in fact I've lost count of how many people I murdered on earth. Blood is blood should I give a shit if it belongs to a guy who rescues kittens from trees? if I'm getting paid I'm mutilating the bitch.

Carnage: My man!

A smile appeared on blitzo's face and he quickly took Y/N's hand and shook it.

Blitzo: You'll fit in with us just fine your hired!

Blitzo took Y/N to the waiting room where two imps were speaking to Loona. One was a girl with markings on her arms with black eyelashes and the other was wearing a more formal attire with white hair.

????: A human?!

Loona: I know right?

????: But I thought only hellhounds and hellborn can come here.

????: Guess this one got lucky.

Loona: Guess so.

Blitzo swings open the doors with Y/N right behind him.

Blitzo: Everyone I'd like you to meet Y/N our newest employee!

Y/N: Hey evreyone I hope we can get along.

Millie runs up to Y/N with open arms pulling the boy into a hug.

Millie: Howdy names Mildred but you can call me Millie everyone here does.

Y/N: Sure thing Millie.

Moxxie: And I'm her husband moxxie.

Y/N: Sup little man.

Moxxie: L-little!? I'm not that short!

Loona: Says the guy that can't even reach the button on the elevator.

Carnage: Hehehehe I like that girl already.

Millie: What Loona said is true you need my help just to close the elevator door.

Moxxie: You're not helping Millie!

Y/N: Woah looks like someone's got a "short fuse"

Blitzo: (snickers) Short fuse that's a good one.

Moxxie: Oh fuck me as if blitzo and loona weren't bad enough now there are three people making my life a misery.

Loona: Pal it's hell what else were you expecting people to be nice to you? Wishful thinking.

Blitzo: Alright everyone back to business with me in the meeting room we've got some important matters to attend to.

Loona: (groan) Oh great.

Evreyone follows blitzo into the meeting room and sits down ready to listen to what Blitzo has to say.

Carnage: Something tells me we are in for a helluva time.