The episode starts with the I.M.P van driving down the streets with its music turned on full volume blitz wanted to put his music on but Y/N already beat him to it and put his music on which everyone except moxxie enjoyed.

Y/N: We lost everythiiiiing!

Blitzo: We had to pay the price!

Carnage: Yeah we lost evreythiiiiing!

Y/N: We had to pay the price!

Moxxie covered his ears while millie looked out the window while bobbed her head while loona tried not to do the same even though she liked what she was hearing.

Y/N: I saw in you what life was missing-

Blitzo: you lit a flame that consumed my hate-

Y/N: I'm not one for reminiscing but-

Millie: I'd trade it all for your sweet embrace yeah!

The van entered an old parking lot and searched for a space.

Y/N: Cause we lost everythiiiing!

Carnage: We had to pay the priiiice!

Blitzo goes for the last free space in the parking lot when out of nowhere a pink car pulls into the parking space.

Blitzo: Oh shit fu-

Blitzo slams the brakes and puts the van to a stop and glares at the driver and the pink car which had a custom licence plate with the sentence "SUCKS-4-LIFE" engraved on it.

Blitzo: oh you suck for life do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out his megaphone and starts to shout at the driver.

Blitzo: Listen up you pink unoriginal cum dump you have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger in the car steps out and blitzo looks in disbelief at who he sees.

Blitzo: oh shit verosika!

Verosika: blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-

Blitzo falls from the window of the car and lands face-first and quickly got up.

Blitzo: Three rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Blitzo: Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab! I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups..........so your sister says hi.

Blitzo: Why are you parking here? This is the ONLY parking spot my company has so take your tampon racer car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually prick it has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name that's been spray-painted over the I.M.P. logo that's been crossed out.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the more infinitely more successful companies in the building.

Loona: No way.

Verosika: And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No no you are NOT parking here for a fucking week!

Verosika: awwwww you mad blitz-o? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run-

Verosika and blitzo: run three rings to wrath and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore you will not let that go!

Verosika: choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips the bird at blitzo and walks away and a pissed off blitzo follows her while loona lowers her head in the van.

Y/N: (sigh) I should stop blitzo before he does anything stupid wait here you three.

Blitzo: HOLD ON YOU BETTER MOVE THAT PUSSY WAGON OR IM GONNA-

Growling was heard behind blitzo and he turns around to see a tall and muscular hellhound standing right behind him.

Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitzo: Or I'll urmmm.......uhhhh i-il-

Y/N: Alright boss how about we just calm down for a second before someone gets a boot up the ass.

Y/N walks away from the van and stands next to blitzo and verosika whistles and purrs when she looks at Y/N.

Verosika: Well well first blitzo now a human in hell isn't this day full of surprises?

Blitzo: Oh Y/N thank god that bitch stole our parking space and your gonna help us get it back!

Y/N: Yeaaaah no.

Blitzo: wait..........what?!

Y/N: It's just a parking space it isn't that big of a deal we can just find another one. verosika I'm sorry for any trouble that my boss gives you.

Verosika: Don't sweat it Y/N was it?

Y/N: Yep that's my name beautiful.

Verosika: (blushes) Oh stop it you handsome devil.

Blitzo: Yeah please cut it out Y/N I wanna keep my lunch inhaled.

Verosika: yes anyway meet my new hellhound vortex and unlike you (looks at blitzo) he actually does his job well.

Blitzo: I bet Y/N can do his job ten times better than your guard dog!

Carnage: At this point, he's begging for that hellhound to knock his ass out.

Y/N: Nice to meet ya vortex.

Vortex: Same here man you know this is the first time I've ever seen a human in hell.

Y/N: Well actually I am more than just a human.

Verosika: Ohhhhh are you? Please tell me more.

Y/N: I'd rather not right now I'll tell you later.

Verosika: Noted well I should get going come on tex.

Verosika and vortex walk away and verosika flips the bird at blitzo.

Verosika: Ta-ta fuck stain and Y/N if you ever change your mind and you want to join me and leave this red bitch you know where to find me.

Blitzo: ugh I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona kicks the van door open and walks to blitzo.

Loona: You know verosika mayday!?

Blitzo: Okay why are all of you acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Helooooo it's verosika mayday!

Millie: It's you?

Moxxie: it's just.........is she blind? Suffering from some form of brain damage?

Y/N: How much did you pay to date a girl like that?

Carnage: What type of blackmail did he have on her?

Blitzo: Okay look you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time sir!

Millie: Come on you kinda do that.

Y/N: Yeah what they said blitzo you don't even realise how much of a hypocrite you're being right now do you?

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: Whaaat? It's a pop star you'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie:..........touche.

Blitzo: Okay look let's just drop it! Millie find a temporary spot for the truck Loona Y/N moxxie with me let's go handle this shit.

The scene changes to the four walking out of the elevator and loona was pacing back and forth.

Loona: do you think they saw me? Fuck I did my makeup shitty today.

Y/N: You don't need make up Loona your already beautiful.

Loona looked away while blushing and wagging her tail.

Blitzo: Y/N is right you look perfect loonie like always.

Loona: Shut up Da-

Blitzo rushed up to loona with adoration of loona almost called him dad but loona pushes him aside and walks away but bumps into vortex.

Loona: Oof sorry I wasn't looking.

Vortex: no worries people bump into me all the time oh hey Y/N you on this floor too?

Y/N: yeah I guess verosika is working on this floor as well?

Vortex: Yep.

Blitzo: Hiiii big man where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex shows them a room with a door with the letters V and M spray painted on the windows across from the I.M.P office.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here instead it's cheaper.

Blitzo: OH COME ON!

Vortex: sorry man see you around Y/N.

Y/N:Yeah see you around.

Carnage: I like that man he's chill.

Vortex walks away leaving a fuming blitzo behind.

Blitzo: Oh no you don't bitch.

Moxxie: sir how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what is classified as "pop genre" music so her status to me and recognition alone and in my opinion her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: MOXXIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Y/N: MOXXIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Carnage: WILL HE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

Moxxie: Alrighty then.

Moxxie takes a deep and walks into verosika's office to "negotiate" with her.

Moxxie: Hello miss verosika was it? I work for the I.M.P and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-

Coco: awww look at the Little one he's got a widdle bow tie.

Moxxie: please don't condescend me ma'am i-

Josh: Want a kissy little guy?

Moxxie: a kind offer but......I'm married.

Verosika: Hey why don't you send a message from me back to your limp dicked boss?

The group gang up on moxxie and ahem "try to tickle him in naughty places".

Moxxie: Ahhh don't touch that!

Y/N: Hope moxxies got some lube on him.

Carnage: Because they're coming in hot!

Blitzo: moxxie don't let her access any of your holes!

Moxxie runs out of the room covered in kisses with his back against the door.

Moxxie: I.....I......I gotta go lie down now.

Blitzo: Oh this won't stand!

Y/N: Wait let me talk to her I've got this.

Loona: (what?!)

Blitzo: Fine try and talk some sense into that whore you've got a few minutes.

Y/N walked into the meeting room and walked up to verosika.

Verosika: Heya Y/N you finally decided to join me and leave that sad imp?

Y/N: It's about the parking space for my boss-

Carnage: Y/N look behind you.

Y/N gazed behind him and saw two incubi get a bit too close for comfort.

Josh: So this is a human? He's quite the looker isn't he?

Ace: How about a kiss handsome?

Y/N: Oh I've got a kiss for ya.

Y/N grabs the two incubi and slams their heads into each other knocking them out and turning the girls on.

Succubi: That's so fucking hot.

Y/N: Anywhoooo as I was saying-

Y/N didn't get a chance to say anything as the girls swarmed around him.

Coco: Your are such a hottie!

Apple: Are you single?

Y/N: What?

Kiki: are you taken handsome?

Y/N: W-well I'm not in a relationship right now-

Milky: So your are single!

Verosika: Now that's music to my ears.

The girls were about to make a move when blitzo slams the doors open and barges in.

Blitzo: Alright that's ****** it! If your gonna be shitty to my employes then I challenge you to a fucking.......challenge. Fuck I said it twice!

Kiki: Mmmmm is this imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: hahaha I think he is! what's the game blitz-o?

Blitzo: every year your STD spreaders go up topside for easy Pickens while spring break is a prime time for crimes of all kinds. So I bet you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off them by the end of the day!

Verosika: Oh you're serious? So if you win you'll want your parking space back?

Blitzo: That's right.

Verosika: then let's say my team wins (smirks) we get to take Y/N off you and have him all to ourselves.

Y/N: Wait what?!

Blitzo: Not on your life bitch Y/N works for me!

Verosika: either Y/N works for me or you'll lose your spot forever.

Blitzo: Grrrrr fine you've got a deal!

Y/N: BLITZO WHAT THE FUCK!?

Verosika: Well then game on......bitch.

Time skip Y/N POV the beach

How the hell has it come to this? How did I get caught up in blitzo's grudge? If we don't win this damn bet I'm kissing my job at I.M.P goodbye.

Me millie moxxie blitzo had just arrived at the beach and even loona wanted in on this job as well although blitzo was hesitant he let loona tag along.

Blitzo: now remember we can't be seen alright? And loose shots will cause a panic so loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off em. Do you have the list loonie?

Loona: Yeah I got it right here.

Loona covers herself in a bright light and transforms into a human version of herself and I would be lying if I said I wasn't blushing she's beautiful.

Blitzo: Oh loonie look at you you look downright awful.

Y/N: Speak for yourself she's beautiful.

Loona: (blush) T-Thanks Y/N.

Y/N: Damn didn't know today would be this hot give me a moment guys.

Y/N took off his shirt displaying his shredded chest making Loona's face go red while millie got a small blush on her cheeks.

Millie: (sweet satan those abs you could grind meat on those.......no millie you're married stop thinking like that about Y/N these feelings are bad.......right?)

Loona: (oh God pound me Y/N fuck me like the slutty dog I am!)

After that me and loonie did our thing luring lust filled boys and girls away from others letting blitzo take the shots. When everyone else was busy I let carnage bite the heads off of a few people from time to time to keep him happy. After all that we managed to rack up at least 14 kills making blitzo one very happy imp.

Blitzo: Thats 14 kills in the bag damn Y/N I knew you were good but I didn't know you were this good! I'd like to see that bitch snatch orgasms that many-

Just then the stage on the beach lights up and verosika makes her entrance while in her human form.

Y/N: I wouldn't speak too soon blitz I think she's about to make her move.

Verosika: All right spring breakers y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin bad choices!? This is your final boarding call.........oh Y/N.

Y/N: Huh?

Verosika prepares to sing "vacay into bonetown" and a sentence saying "love you Y/N appears right next to it.

Loona: That bitch!

Blitzo was literally foaming from the mouth I've never seen him so pissed off before.

Blitzo: God dammit! That bitch started her goadish mating call now she's gonna win these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up guys.

Y/N: Dont worry way ahead of you boss.