Loo loo land

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The episode starts inside stolas's mansion while he slept with Stella when a little girl's frightened voice was heard.

Octavia: Mummy daddy!

The little girl crying wakes up stolas from his slumber who opened his eyes groggily.

Stolas: Mph via's calling us Stella.

Stella: (yawn) You get up.

Stolas sighs and gets up and heads to his daughter's room where little Octavia was hiding under her bedsheets.

Stolas: Via what troubles you my little owlet?

Octavia: daddy daddy!

Octavia jumps from her bed and into her father's arms with stolas comforting his child.

Octavia: I had a dream a really bad dream!

Stolas: (yawns) A nightmare.

Octavia: I was looking all over the Palace a-and I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!

Stolas: There there via it's okay it's okay.

Stolas summons and opens the grimoire and walks his daughter to bed.

Stolas: When your scared and don't know where I am you must remember no matter what happens to me I will never be far away from my special little starfire.............♫It always seems quieter in the dark♫

A portal opens above stolas and Octavia displaying the beauty of space and its stars.

Stolas: ♫It feels so stark how silence grew under the moon♫

Stolas and Octavia go through the portal onto a barren moon.

♫constellations gone so soon.......I used to think that I was bold I used to think love was fun. Now all my stories have been told except for one as the stars align I hope you take it as a sign that you'll be okay.♫

A meteor approaches a pink star and begins to sink into its molten surface.

Stolas: ♫ everything will be okay and if the seven rings collapse although the day could be my last you will be okay♫

Other nearby planets are pulled into the star while Octavia falls asleep in her father's arm.

Stolas: ♫when I'm gone you'll be okay♫

The pink star goes supernova displaying a beautiful cosmic spectacle of colours and lights.

Stolas: ♫ When creation goes to die you'll find me in the sky upon the last day..........and you'll be okay♫

Stolas transports back to Octavia's room and gently places her into bed placing her blanket over her kissing her and leaves her to rest.

Cut to the present day a grown-up Octavia is suddenly woken up by the sound of objects being shattered and the angry ranting of her mother.

Stella: (off-screen) I can't believe you slept with an imp in our fucking bed!

Stolas: (off-screen) it was unexpected I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Stella: (off-screen) A MOTEL LIKE A FUCKING PLEBIAN!?

Octavia puts in her earphones and plays her music full blast and entered the kitchen where Stella was screaming at her husband.

Stella: YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TOO!?

Stella grabs a poor imp servant and yeeted him at stolas with the strength of an athlete.

Stolas: No of course not!

Stella: You are a Goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your IMP-SUCKING FACE!

Stella storms out smashing plants and screaming as she did while stolas breathed a sigh of relief and noticed his daughter at the table.

Stolas: Good mooooooorning Octavia did you sleep well my owlet?

Octavia: Was that a serious question?

Stolas opens the fridge to look for zebra meat to feed the plants.

Stolas:Mhmmmmm what's that your listening to?

Octavia: this song is called "my worlds burning around me" it's by fuck you dad.

Stolas looked down nervous that his daughter had just mocked him.

Octavia: It's a band.

Stolas: Ohhhhh.......how charming.

Stolas took the zebra meat and fed it to a carnivorous plant and petted it.

Octavia: So are you two done screaming for the day?

Octavia's question was quickly answered by Stella's screaming and the sound of plants being smashed in the distance.

Stolas: Ummmmm y-you know what I haven't done in a looooong time? I haven't taken you to your most favourite place in all of hell why don't we go to loo loo land!?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Stolas: you were always so happy when I took you to loo loo land what do you say we go there again and have a day just the two of us?

Octavia: I'd rather kill myself.

Stolas: There we go anything but staying in this house! Now I'll arrange security.

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: we are rich and we're hot people will want our money and our bodies.

Octavia: Our money maybe.

Stolas: Speak for yourself princess. Now I'm calling the only man who can F*** me!

Octavia:............What?

Stolas: W-who can protect me i-i mean us! Being part of the goetia family is valuable you know.

Octavia pulls her hat down her head and the scene switches to the I.M.P headquarters where blitzo was caught up in his fantasy while Y/N was busy talking to a client on the phone.

Blitzo: Oh blitzo your such a good boss! I know millie I really want you sir! Same here moxxie let's have a three-way! Yeah Y/N let's fuck like no tomorrow!

Y/N: (I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.) Uhhh yeah the boss is here he's just a bit........busy. who's asking to see him anyway?............oh shit your highness uhhhh yeah I'll get him on the line for you just one moment.......hey blitz we've got a client on the phone who wants to talk to you like right now.

Blitzo: Oh for fuck sake fine give it here........WHAT!?

Stolas: Why hello my big dicked blitzy.

Blitzo spat his coffee out when he heard what stolas just said the same with Octavia and even Y/N who spat his energy drink all over the desk.

Blitzo: What-

Octavia: The-

Y/N: Actual-

Blitzo: Fuck-

Octavia: Dad!?

Stolas: Language everyone! Anyway I have a special request.

Blitzo: Aw geez look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else to plant that feathered ass.

Carnage: Ayo what?!

Stolas: It's for my daughter.

Blitzo: Ah well make sure she washes it.

Stolas: No no no no no no! I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land and I'm hoping you brave little imps will accompany us!

Blitzo: We're assassins not bodyguards kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gotta die.

Stolas: I'll pay you.

Blitzo: pay me what?

Stolas: Moneyyyyyyyy.

Blitzo:......DONE!

Blitzo slams the phone down and accidentally breaks it and brings out a megaphone.

Y/N: where the hell did you get that megaphone?

Blitzo: m n' m n get in here we're going to loo loo land!

Y/N: Loo loo..........land?

Carnage: Loo loo land?

Moxxie walks through the office door.

Moxxie: Loo loo land?

Millie suddenly smashes through the office door window.

Millie: Loo loo land!?

Blitzo: Loo loo land!

Loona: (off-screen) SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Timeskip loo loo land

A van with the I.M.P logo stamped on its side parked up outside of loo loo land. Y/N was catching up with the van after he went back to his house to get the new car he had bought recently. Moxxie exits the van wearing a black suit and glasses to match their bodyguard role and opened the door for a cramped stolas and his less excited daughter who exits the van shortly after.

Blitzo stands around waiting for Y/N to arrive looking at his watch as time ticks away.

Blitzo: Come on where is Y/N? He had better not have broken down I swear to god.

Stolas: Blitzy just who are we waiting for?

Blitzo: One of my newest workers Y/N.

Octavia: Who's Y/-

Everyone suddenly heard a loud engine and a crimson red muscle car parked up and Y/N hopped out and walked towards his boss.


Blitzo: (whistle) That car gives me a hard on and I'm not even ashamed of admitting it.

Y/N: Sorry for being late an officer tried to give me a ticket so I had to slam his head through his cruiser door.

Stolas: A-a human and a hot and sexy one too!?

Y/N: Wait what?!

Blitzo: Oh great he's got his eyes on you.. (Whispers to Y/N) Whatever you do don't bend over if your are alone with him.

Y/N: N-noted.

Blitzo: Stolas this is Y/N a human sinner who joined my company recently.

Stolas: Well heloooooo Y/N I'm stolas it's a "pleasure" to meet you.

Y/N: F-feelings mutual your highness.

Carnage: Where's a restraining order when you need one?

Stolas: And this is my princess Octavia.........Octavia, are you okay?

Octavia focused on Y/N her feathers fluffed up she was close to drooling her eyes couldn't stop looking at Y/N and his beautiful E/C eyes and H/C hair.

Stolas: Heloooooo hell to Octaviaaaaaa?

Octavia: O-Oh i-im fine dad. Uhhh hey Y/N I'm Octavia.

Y/N: Nice to meet ya Octavia names Y/N hope we can get along.

Octavia: Same here Y/N! (Oh my Satan he's so beautiful!)

Blitzo: Alright let's just get this over with.

Everyone walked through the front gate of loo loo land and enters the amusement Park filled with overpriced souvenirs and creepy mascots.

Blitzo: Now remember this is work and work only me and my crew and not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs okay?

Octavia: Hey dad do we have to-

Blitzo: Okay yeah hold on right there sweetie. If you try fucking either my ass or Y/N's ass I swear to-

Stolas: Your so cute when your serious are you jealous that Y/N is getting more attention then you?

Octavia: I'm literally going to be sick.

Y/N: Same here someone fetch me a bucket.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot what do you two need?

Moxxie opens his bags and brings out god knows how many kinds of pills.

Moxxie: antacids ibuprofen morphine?

Y/N: One of everything please.

Octavia: I was being figurative.

Moxxie: Oh.....right.

Moxxie discards the medicine and tosses it into a pram letting the baby play with its new dangerous toys.

Moxxie: (under his breath) But she said it was literal.

Carnage: Hey Y/N quick question.

Y/N: (sure carnage fire away)

Carnage: If anyone's tries to kill the horny chicken can I eat them?

Y/N: (as long as there's no one around then yes)

Carnage: SCORE!

Timeskip

The team wandered around the carnival for a while millie dragged moxxie off letting her inner child run free while Y/N stayed with Octavia stolas and blitzo when Octavia decided to talk to Y/N.

Octavia: So Y/N can I ask you something?

Y/N: Sure Octavia what is it?

Octavia: How did you uhhh you know.......die?

Y/N: Oh I was hunted down by the military and burned alive.

Octavia: The military? No way why were they hunting you down in the first place?

Y/N: I'd........rather not tell you right now maybe later when there's no one else around.

Octavia: no it's ok I understand take your time I don't like to rush people.

Stolas: Look via its the circus you used to cry tears of joy at the show!

Octavia: Oh.....no.

Octavia gets a flashback of her childhood watching the circus and a clown called robofizz who malfunctioned and starts to laugh like a madman making the little owl cry. In the background blitzo was at a small cart scowling at his old colleague before we cut back to the present.

Blitzo: I hate that fucking clown.

Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

The four entered the tent and it didn't take long for the main star to make his debut. The curtains of the stage opened up and robofizz came hopping out sparks flying from his head grinning with teeth so sharp they would put a great white to shame.

Y/N: Oh that is-

Carnage: Fucking creepy.

Robofizz: Hey hey hey hey hey implings it's me the robotic fizzarolli! Shipped from big ozzies factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating loo loo land spelled with O's to avoid lawsuits! H-h-h-hit it!

Y/N: Oh-

Octavia: Dear-

Blitzo: God.

Robofizz: ♫ loo loo land loo loo land everybody song along with the loo loo band. every boy every girl every woman every man loves loo loo laaaaaand! Loo loo land loo loo land everything is beautiful at loo loo land. Fat kids are holding hands in loo loo laaaaaand! Everybody is friendly no one is mean no copyright infringement to be seeeeeeeen! I have a dream-

Singer: ♫ he has a dream-

Robofizz: ♫ I'm here to tell-

Singer: ♫He's here to tell-

♫ about a magical fantastic place called loo loo laaaaaaaand♫

Y/N: This is gonna be a long day.

Timeskip

Y/N: Argh god make it stop!

Robofizz: ♫ everybody sing along with the loo loo band. Every boy every girl every woman every man loves loo loo laaaaaand! ♫

Finally robofizz finished his act which left Octavia banging on the seat begging for him to just stop.

Stolas: Oh hohohohooo bravo I enjoyed every moment of that how about you Y/N?

Y/N:

Stolas: Oh come on stop being so negative.

An imp Tries to sneak up on stolas from behind but blitzo was already two steps ahead and shot the imp's head off from a few rows back putting the children into panic.

Stolas: Oh! My what aim you have blitzy.

Octavia: GRHHH I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: W-wait Octavia!

Y/N: Nice shot blitzo.

Robofizz: Muhahahahahahaha oh is that blitzo my sensors spot up in here? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you! And who's the new guy huh?

Y/N: Someone who could fold your clown ass into a scrap cube so be real careful not to piss me off.

Blitzo: Mind your fucking business and the O is silent now!

Robofizz: Awwwww just like your audience was when you told them your lazy jokes!

Blitzo: bitch I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo rip off of an overrated sellout jester!

Robofizz:Ohoooooo someone's salty real or not though people love me does anyone love you..........BLITZO?

Blitzo: No but I'm really good with guns now. Y/N go after stolas I've got a bone to pick with captain clown fuck over here.

Y/N: On it boss!

Y/N runs off to find stolas and Octavia.

Blitzo: Now dance bitch!

Blitzo fired his mag at robofizz who cartwheels out of the way and spins around rolling to where blitzo is coiled around him like a snake and uses momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent.

Blitzo: OH FUCK MEEEEEE!

Blitzo lands on a cart full of

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