The episode begins inside I.M.P where Y/N was sitting with Eddie Loona and moxxie who was sipping coffee from her cup.
Moxxie: You know I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week.
Venom gives moxxie a confused look and Loona looks at Moxxie then rolls her eyes back to her phone much to her annoyance.
Moxxie: I am not FAT!
Y/N: Your weight? Nah but that sweet imp ass? Extra thick!
Moxxie looks away from Y/N hiding her blush when suddenly the door is kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office mumbling angrily.
Millie: Ooh such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying "hi I'm a hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her disturbed and Y/N and carnage look at eachother with a concerned expression.
Carnage: Ohhhh she pissed.
Y/N: Millie babe are you alright?
Millie hisses back at Y/N who ducks under the table out of fear but she manages to calm down.
Millie: Yeah just...bumped into an ex.
Eddie: Who's ex? Yours or moxxie's?
Millie: Moxxie's
Moxxie: Oh! Oh.....
Millie: He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".
Moxxie: Wait what?
Y/N: Bitch please I doubt he's got a bigger cock then I have.
Carnage: This fucker sounds like the most arrogant and the most annoying person I've ever heard off......behind venom of course.
Venom: Screw off carnage.
Millie: Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-
Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitza enters the room on his phone shortly after.
Blitza: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!
Moxxie: Sorry ma'am I'll get this all cleaned-
Moxxie picks up a photo which shows a body pillow design with Y/N on its cover.
Moxxie: Uhhhh ma'am?
Y/N: What.....in....The actual fuck?
Carnage: Ayo......What?
Blitza: Uh that's ummm...research! For science! Just put it back correctly okay? Alphabetize them.
Blitza walks back into her office.
Blitza: Okay so let me get this straight you don't want us going to earth at all for this job?
The scene cuts to the inside of a mansion with a businessman holding a lit cigar and his chair facing a green fireplace.
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
Blitza: Uh you want us killing someone in Hell? Cause I got to tell ya that ain't exactly our business anymore.
Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time.
Blitza: Ooh how ominous. (Laughs) Fine whatever what's the address?
Client: Transportation has already been taken care of.
Blitza peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of her building. She runs to the office Moxxie Y/N eddie and Millie are in to find the helicopter before the main window.
Blitza: What the fuck is that?
The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word.
Blitza: Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit we have a door!
wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitza had been saving across the town.
Blitza: My research!
Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted one starts crying and the other vomits. The helicopter approaches Blitza creating a bridge for them to walk upon and the pilot steps out.
Pilot: I.M.P? Right this way please!
Moxxie: Uh ma'am?
Y/N: Blitza care to explain what the fuck is going on?
Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot Millie holds her knife out and Y/N and Eddie prepare to let thier symbiotes out for a fight.
Moxxie: What's going on?
Blitza: Now don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from greed wanting to do business with us.
Blitza Moxxie Eddie Y/N and Millie walk toward the helicopter.
Moxxie: Uh ma'am? I don't think this is a good idea.
Eddie: Yeah even for me this whole deal sounds shady.
Blitza: It'll be fine. Now get your asses moving.
Blitza pushes Moxxie and Millie into the helicopter and Y/N and Eddie follow suit and as she tries to buckle herself in Millie notices her seatbelt is broken.
Millie: Is this thing safe?
Pilot: Don't worry we are professionals!
The pilots proceeds to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off.
Carnage: Professional pilots my ass.
Later the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over loo loo land which is going under reconstruction along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to not mafia town.No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"
Moxxie: (groan) I hate this place.
Blitza: Oh yeah this is your old stomping ground isn't it Mox?
Moxxie: Yeah unfortunately. I grew up just over there (points at a mansion) swore I'd never come back and-uh uh- what-what where are we going?
The helicopter starts changing direction as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.
Y/N: Mox is everything okay?
Moxxie: What-Blitza who did you say this meeting was with?
Blitza: I'm not sure just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place.
The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realizing where she's landed.
Moxxie: Oh no no! No no no no no no no no no NO!
The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place as Blitza shoves her to move forward.
Client: (off-screen) There he is!
The client appears from a doorway and reveals himself. The client is a male imp who was wearing a dark blue suit with a red bow tie with dark parts and a black hat with two holes in it to fit with his white and black horns.
Venom: Oh this guy just screams mafia I mean look at him!
Client: There's my.....girl? Geez you could have least told your old man you had a sex change. But never mind that. Get over here and give your daddy a hug!
Blitza: Daddy?
Millie: Daddy?
Y/N: Dad?
Eddie: Dad?
Client: I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me! (Laughs)
Moxxie: Guys um...this is my father, Crimson. Sir this is my boss Blitza And this is-
Millie: Millie! I'm her wife!
Millie takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.
Crimson: And what a beautiful wife you are. Mox where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?
Millie: Oh I'm sure she would've introduced us.. eventually.
Moxxie: Yes....Oh and this (points to Y/N) is my second lover Y/N!
Crimson looks at Y/N who gave him a suspicious look.
Crimson: A human eh? That's a rare sight down in hell (looks at Eddie) let alone two.
Y/N: Pleased to meet you....you know moxxie never told us about you.
Crimson: Guess she must have been too busy getting under your sheets eh? (Laughs)
Y/N: Yeah I'm quite popular with the ladies.
Crimson: Oh I can tell. You got to be Blitz with the silent A right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work.
Blitza: Really? (turns to Moxxie) What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me? I'll fucking kill you Moxxie don't you fucking test me!
Crimson: No no! From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here kid.
Blitza: Really? Well I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent.
Crimson: (laughs) I like your attitude. Well I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you.
Venom: Hey Eddie the way this guy's acting....it's all a facade I can tell. I've seen it all before.
Eddie: (I agree with you venom but all we can do is play along for now.)
Millie: Hey baby why haven't I met your pa before?
Moxxie:Well uh you know i-it's just, never been a-
Crimson: Hey you two move it before it gets cold.
Moxxie: Look look Millie we can talk about it later.
Millie takes Moxxie's hand and both enter the house with Blitza Y/N and Eddie. Crimson's smile fades then snaps his fingers and enters the house. The two men standing at the door follow him inside closing the door behind them. Inside Crimson prepares a drink for Blitza.
Crimson: So Blitza ya always been a hitman?
Blitza: No no not always. Yeah (takes the drink from Crimson) I was in the circus for a long time.
Crimson: Show business! Good money in that.
Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence. Y/N doesn't remove his eyes from crimson. Y/N has come to always trust in what his head and gut were telling and both were telling him the same thing.
Crimson was not to be trusted.
Moxxie: (looks over to Blitza) What are we doing here...(looks at crimson) sir?
Crimson: (rolls eyes) Moxxie I raised you better than that. (lights cigar) Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides we're still waitin' on one more.
Eddie: And who would this final guest of honour be?
On que the last guest kicks his way into the house making an entrance.
Guest: Woo hoohoo what is up, party people?!
Millie and Moxxie: Chaz?! (to each other) Wait what?
Moxxie: You know him?
Millie: (groans) You remember that "ex" I was talking about?
Carnage: Oh you've got to fucking kidding me.
Y/N: This guy is Moxxie's ex!?
Y/N growls at chaz who nervously backs off and walks over and hugs Moxxie and Millie.
Chaz: Looks like I got two big sex reunions today. How lucky am I?
Millie: (surprised) Did you date her too?
Chaz: Ha yeah. No big deal but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-
Blitza: Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!
Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of herself and Millie.
Moxxie: It was a long time ago.
Chaz: But I still remember it like it was yesterday. You a fledgling mafioso! Me the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in the stars.
Blitza: Ha! Moxxie in the mafia that's fucking rich.
Y/N: Blitza look at the wall for just a minute will you?
Blitza then notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim including a photo of Crimson and a mob boss the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall and a framed family painting of Crimson a younger Moxxie and Moxxie's mother as if posing like a mob family hanging over the fireplace. Blitza hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag.
Blitza: Oh...shit.
Y/N: (Carnage get ready to roll at any moment.)
Carnage: Got it.
Millie: You've never told me this before.
Moxxie: I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life. But I first saw Chaz at my induction.
Flashback to Moxxie's time in the mob. Moxxie gets a handshake and a kiss from Crimson welcoming him into the business. Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chaz grinning and applauding at him. Moxxie blushes at the attention Chaz is giving him.
Moxxie:-in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!
Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away the Tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin. Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chaz grabs it touching his hand. Both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin and throws it away. Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart. The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chaz at the door. Chaz is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The signs say "TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in. Another scene has Moxxie polishing a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction. In another scene Moxxie poses nude except for a necklace and his socks on the couch while Chaz paints him before the flashback fades back to the present.
Moxxie: It's been 84 years...
Blitza: Isn't that from that boat movie?
Millie: Did any of that stuff actually happen?
Chaz: Oh yeah! (licks lips) But she skipped over the jizz-covered parts.
Y/N: Thank Christ.
Chaz gives Y/N a glare who returns the gesture.
Moxxie: Anyway things changed when we went on a heist together.
Flashback to the heist Moxxie was carrying a bag of money and was running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor. After struggling to get out he turns to Chaz for help. Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money giving Moxxie a final look before running off leaving a betrayed Moxxie devastated and in tears. Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.
Cellmate: So what're you in for?
Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. His cellmate Blitzo is lying on the top bunk.
Blitzo: Okay not much of a talker are you? I'm Blitzo the O is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-
Moxxie attempts to speak.
Blitzo:and I hope you are cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm going to need some help you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tell 'ya they're a-fucking-dorable.
Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitzo continues talking about his escape plan. The scene returns to the present day.
Moxxie: Once I got out i never looked back.
Blitza sits worriedly as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.
Chaz: Well heh as you said, it was a long time ago.
Millie: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Y/N However beats her to it and transform into Carnage and jumps on Chaz and pins him to the wall.
Chaz: OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Carnage: You know what I'm craving right now you cowardly piece of shit?
Chaz: W-what?
Carnage: SHARK FIN SOUP!!
Carnage opens his jaws ready to clamp down on Chaz's head but is pulled back by a black claw belonging to venom. Carnage reverts back into Y/N and the rest of I.M.P hold him back.
Crimson: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEY! Hold on!
Y/N: (to Chaz) I'm going to rip your teeth out and hang em on my wall!
A maid enters the room.
Maid: Dinner is served.
Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chaz and Y/N rips A piece of lamb apart with his claws while also glaring at Chaz but the room is completely silent.
Blitza: So this is aggressively uncomfortable.
Crimson: I suppose you want to know why you're here.
Blitza: Yeah so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So if you want to do business with us you got to-
Crimson: I don't want to do business with I-M-P I want to do business with Moxxie.
Moxxie: ME?!
Crimson: Yeah kid I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because well we're bringing Chaz into the family.
Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.
Moxxie: What? Since when can just anyone join the family?
Crimson: Come on Mox. You had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load.
Moxxie: Wait I thought you always hated his guts.
Crimson: Well I didn't exactly 'hated' him.
Moxxie: You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said he lived a "sissy lifestyle".
Crimson: Yeah well i was wrong. You've been gone a long time Mox. A man can change and so has Chaz.
Chaz: Yeah I've grown matured and recently came into millions! But y'know mostly the "mature" thing.
Blitza: Oh okay okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?
Chaz: Well I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean.
I.M.P is speechless.
Chaz: (confidently) I got a big dick.
Y/N: Bitch I doubt your dick is even at 2 inches. You need a space telescope to see your sad little manhood.
Millie: But what does any of this have to do with Moxxie?
Crimson: There's going to be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release her holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content.
Millie: (stands up) Maybe she wouldn't "ignore her family" if they didn't force her to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!
Y/N: And maybe she wouldn't also hate her family if they didn't make her hook up with some sad ex just because he has a bit of cash!
Millie: Damn facts!
Chaz scowls at Y/N who turns his hand into a blade and growls at Chaz putting the fear of god into him.
Crimson: Ey look everybody relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared.
Moxxie: Yes sir.
Millie: Mox?
I.M.P and Chaz begin to leave the room.
Crimson: A moment Moxxie.
Moxxie: Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there.
Millie looks on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chaz tries to lean into Millie but jumps back when Millie growls and tries to bite him. Y/N leaves the room last but looks behind him making sure no one is watching him and closes the door but leaves a small gap for him to peek into and watches Moxxie and Crimson.
Crimson: So...you think you're too good for this
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