jacob sighed, clicking through random users, trying to talk someone who isn't horny.

you're now chatting with a random stranger

stranger: hey

you: hii

stranger: horny?

you: yessirr

stranger: snap?

you: ligma_balls_u_horny_mofo

you have disconnected

new chat?

jacob slammed his laptop shut and internally screamed.

"should've just stayed with the damn furry,"

jacob still remembered the instagram username from earlier, typing it into the instagram search bar.

jacob dmed the fine guy.

moonyydoodd

hi

moonyydoodd
hey cutie ;)
whats got you in my dms?

omegle

moonyydoodd
oh so u actually wanna roleplay as the omega?

HUH

moonyydoodd
OH FUCK
WAIT UR THE PERSON I SAID THE WEIRD SHIT TOO RIGHT?

YES WTH

moonyydoodd
SHIT

I WAS KIDDING DONT WORRY
I TREAT MY FRIENDS LIKE THIS TOO
I SWEAR

im scared

moonyydoodd
HEY BUT U ACTUALLY DMED ME
I LOST HOPE

yeah
ur lucky that god gave u good looks

moonyydoodd
im flattered 😏😏
i'm kevin
whats ur name??

gru

moonyydoodd
STOP BRUH

jacob

moonyydoodd
that name is so..
SO...

stfu ur a furry

moonyydoodd
man i was hoping you'd forget 😔😔
can we still be friends tho??

andd why would i wanna be friends with a werewolf

moonyydoodd
THIS IS BULLYING BRUH
ILL BE BETTER TO YOU

okay fine
but that bio gotta go

moonyydoodd
SIR YES SIR

you have changed moonyydoodd's nickname to "my furry friend"

my furry friend
BITCH