This is my AU okay

Popsicley: so you found something that's cringe?

Chocolatey: YEP-

Popsicley: uhh what is it about?

Chocolatey: *ahem* ITS ABOUT ME AND HOTDOG

Popsicley: alright?

Chocolatey: DUDE- PEOPLE SHIP ME AND HOTDOG

Popsicley: wait- WHAT!?

Chocolatey: WHY ME AND HIM BRUH HOT DOG IS GAY!!

Hotdog: im bisexual

Chocolatey: Oh okay- BUT STILL!

Popsicley: uhh yeah why does it exists-

Hotdog: also uhh people ship you with pizza popsicley..

Popsicley:....WHY-

and they question about their lives lol but seriously WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP THEMM like seriously people actually ship them just- idk why but it still isnt cursed as the crossover ships like match brush

But still why

Another one:

Party hat: Why do you love to sing in the first place?

Shelly: I mean is there a reason not to?

Party hat: maybe-

Pizza: I hate it bc it doesn't suit me

Shelly: oh okay

Shieldy: bruh i just made a song about the internet

Party hat: it's a cool thing c'mon!

Pizza: idk it's a bit weird with the word called "sussy"

Party hat: YO HE'S DA IMPASTA!

Pizza: wait NO-

pizza was ejected

Lol among us lol THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR-

(This au involves siblings and cousin so yeah)

French onion soup (baguette's younger sister): hmm..

Baguette: what now?

French onion soup: why is there a ship of you and party hat?

Baguette: WHAT!?

French onion soup: look

Insert ship art of partyutte (idk the ship name)

Baguette: EWW IM NOT GAY LIKE PIZZA!

Pizza: *from a distance* HEY!

French onion soup: calm down-

Baguette: F*VK IT MAN!

Later

French onion soup: now i get what you're saying popsicley

Popsicley: yep

Shelly: that's kinda weird but relatable

Chocolatey: i don't get the ship

Shieldy: me neither i thought party hat x shieldy was worst-

Shelly: were dating shieldy

Shieldy: I know that shelly

YES SHELLDY I SHIP IT- ok im a part of the Shelldy ship community lol anyways byeeee-

Chocolatey: what the heck-