Noelle : I don't trust her

Andy : who, Natalia? she's the most trustworthy person I know

Noelle : I get this weird feeling when I'm around her. nervous. and sweaty. and like I want her to-

Noelle : oooooohhhhhh

Noelle : never mind

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Alara : you need to apologize

Jessica : fine

Jessica, to Tessa : unfuck you or whatever

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Mae, texting Danny : Danny there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Mae : pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Mae : Danny

Mae : Danny

Danny : Danny is dead. You're next. Love, moth

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Mae : can't you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Samantha : *stoops over*

Clover : *crouches down*

Danny : *lying face down on the floor*

Mae : assholes. you're all assholes.

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Elliot : not trying to be rude, but were you dropped on your head as a child?

Roxie : bold of to assume I was even held

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Noelle : oh, by the way, I left instructions for while me and Nat are gone on the table right there

Maxxie : this just says 'Maxxie, no'

Noelle : apply that to every situation you can think of

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kidnapper : I have one of your children

Hannah : which one I have like seven

kidnapper : the loud, annoying one who can't stay quiet to save their life

Hannah : which one I have like seven

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Roxie : bird, I really like Artemis. how do I tell her?

Robin : just go up to her and tell her "You're beautiful" she'll get it

*later*

Roxie, to Artemis : I'm beautiful

Artemis :

(this is canon now)

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Brendon : what's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Danny : the audacity

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Robin, on the phone with Roxie : okay, turn around

Robin : no the other way

Robin : again, the other way

Robin : okay one more time

Roxie : OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU

Robin : I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me