~Hermes has UPDATED his YOUR POCKET BOOK IS MISSING HAHAHAHHAHAHAH~

Aliens kidnap all ducks of the world.

Abducktion

~~COMMENTS~~

Persassisest Jackson: That is the dumbest thing ever.

Persassisest Jackson: HEY!

Nico Di Awkwardo: Tell me about it.

Piper McNugget: -__-

Leo Valdez: LOOK A WHALE

Jason Disgraceful: Did you just call my girlfriend a whale?!

Piper McNugget: Well lets see what happens when this 'whale' crushes your ribs by pile driving you.

Leo Valdez: ....NO COMMENT

Annabeth Nutcase: Leonardo Valdez.

Leo Valdez: uh oh...

Annabeth Nutcase: Change these back or else you will be in dire need for new genitalia.

Leo Valdez: 0-0

Annabeth Chase: Good Repair boy.

Leo Valdez: Okay Librarian

Annabeth Chase: Sorry, I couldn't hear you, can you repeat that?

~Nyssa UPDATED her Profile~

Why are Leo's fingers broken?

~~COMMENTS~~

Piper McNugget: Do you really want to know?

Nyssa: You know what, on second thought, I don't.

Jason Disgraceful: Good choice.

~Jason Disgraceful has UPDATED his Tornado~

Has anyone seen Nico? He didn't go to lunch today.

~~COMMENTS~~

Frank Zhang: You know, I haven't seen Hazel since this morning either.

Praetor Reyna: Hazel Levesque and Nico Di Angelo got permission to leave New Rome for a picnic this afternoon.

Chiron: Yeah, what she said.

Jason Disgraceful: Where too?

Piper McNugget: Hazel said they were going to visit some family.

Frank Zhang: But... There like...

Jason Disgraceful: There like both 70, who is still alive?

Piper McNugget: Maybe they went to visit their graves?

Jason Disgraceful: But, isn't Hazel from like Louisiana?

Frank Zhang: Yeah but her mom died in Alaska, and isn't Nico from Italy?

Jason Disgraceful: Yeah but Bianca died in like Arizona ((!!!if this is incorrect please tell me!!!)) But yeah his Mom died in Italy

Frank Zhang: So, not to Alaska, not to Italy, probably not Arizona, so Louisiana?

Jason Disgraceful: I guess

Persassist Jackson: Gez guys you need to keep better track of your girlfriends, keep losing them.

Jason Disgraceful: WHAT

Frank Zhang: Jackson, they aren't property, and they have their own lives, if you say that again I will hurt you and I'm sure Annabeth will be perfectly fine with it.

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, go ahead, leave his face though, I call it.

Persassist Jackson: uh oh....

Leo Valdez: RUN MAN RUN

Nyssa: STOP TYPING YOU IDIOT YOUR FINGERS ARE STILL BROKEN!

Nico Di Awkwardo: ...You go to a picnic and look what happens.

Hazel Levesque: I know right?

Nico Di Awkwardo: It's like they thought we were in hell!

Hazel Levesque: Well....

Nico Di Awkwardo: Well you know what I mean, it was just a nice picnic in the underworld, what's the freak out about?

Hazel Levesque: I mean, we are children of Hades.

Nico Di Awkwardo: Exactly!

Hazel Levesque: Though I'm glad we left sooner than later, it was, well, a tad nerve wracking.

Nico Di Awkwardo: Yeah... That is true. Let's not do that again....

Jason Disgraceful: YOU WENT TO HELL FOR LUNCH?!

Frank Zhang: HAZEL ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

Hazel Levesque: Yes, Frank, I'm fine. Don't worry.

Frank Zhang: I'm coming to see you, I won't feel easy until I see you flesh and bone.

Hazel Levesque: hehe, Frank, please you have a job to do, don't worry about me.

Nico Di Awkwardo: Frank, I would never let someone harm my sister, please, she is fine. Go and do praetor stuff.

Frank Zhang: I-

Hazel Levesque: Frank.

Frank Zhang: I- I am going to see you when I've finished my rounds.

Hazel Levesque: I'll see you then.

~~PRIVATE CHAT~~

Jason: Hey, can I ask you something?

Frank: Yeah, what's up?

Jason: When you give Hazel flowers, what happens?

Frank: They wither and die within the first hour. Why?

Jason: Dang, a whole hour? Not even 10 minutes with Nico...

Jason: So does Hazel wake up with the death aura or is it just Nico?

Frank: No she doesn't, are you two ever asleep when the earth just starts breaking up beneath you?

Jason: Yeah, tons of times, but usually just nightmares. Have you had the awkward family dinner with Persephone yet?

Frank: Yeah Hazel too, and no we don't have a way down there, plus Hazel can't go down to the underworld safely. Do they ever sleep?

Jason: Not often, at least Nico doesn't. Does Hazel ever summon the dead in her sleep?

Frank: Not so far, but do you know how often I have to Google whichever ghost they are talking to?!

Jason: Every three seconds is what it feels like!

Frank: So, not a lot of sleep last night?

Jason: He was mapping out Mythomagic strategies, he claims its to help organize the undead armies. I saw the nice bags you were carrying this morning as well, so what was up?

Frank: Jazz Trumpet Till three in the morning is no fun for anyone in New Rome. But definitely not for someone in the same room as them.

Jason: Ah

Frank: Yeah...

Jason: Good luck man, ttyl

Frank: TTYL

~Persassist Jackson has UPDATED his Sunami~

Exchanging grammatically correct e-mails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence.

~~COMMENTS~~

Travis Stoll: IT'S NOON THIRTY, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

Connor Stoll: Travis, this is you; *runs after garbage truck* 'WAIT YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!'

Piper McNugget: I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary group of guys and all I heard was "are you KIDDING ME?! Harry Potter wouldn't last 10 MINUTES in the Hunger Games!"

Persassist Jackson: WHAT?!

Connor Stoll: Well, he wouldn't.

Piper McLean: ARE YOU KIDDING?! If he had his wand he would kick everyone's Podex!

Connor Stoll: You think he would be let into the arena with his wand?! DID YOU NOT EVEN READ THE HUNGER GAMES?! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE A DAMN THING IN WITH YOU!

Piper McLean: They can take mementoes!

Connor Stoll: THAT'S A WEAPON NOT A MEMENTO!

Persassist Jackson: Man, I want some Mentos now.

Travis Stoll: 1 drachma for a roll is for sale at the Hermes cabin, and for a limited time for every two rolls you buy you get one free coke-a-cola.

Katie Gardner: Okay, 1) Harry would die in seconds if he didn't have a wand, 2) if he did have the wand he would totally win, 3) STOP SELLING COKE AND MENTOS WE HAVE BEEN DRYING UP COKE FOR DAYS!!!!!

Chiron: Mr. and Mr. Stoll, why did you steal a stool from a stall in the Men's Restroom?

Travis Stoll: I DID NOTHING

Katie Gardner: I can back Travis up, he's too busy being a lazy bum to do anything.

Travis Stoll: HEY!

Connor Stoll: NO I'M THE LAZY ONE TRAVIS DID IT!

Travis Stoll: HEY!!!!!!

Chiron: You are smart enough to recognize how terrible the world is but not smart enough to do anything about it. So, now, you stole stools from the stalls and that is too far.

~Drew Takanaka has UPDATED her Makeup kit~

Having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring.

~~COMMENTS~~

Connor Stoll: PREACH IT SISTER

Piper McLean: 1) For once you say something I can agree with, 2) CONNOR WHAT THE FLYING HADES IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Connor Stoll: Oh you just mad because I do a better runway walk than you!

~Persassist has UPDATED his Sunami~

My bedhead game is so strong I wake up looking like an anime protagonist!

~~COMMENTS~~

Leo Valdez: -___-

Leo Valdez: NOOOOOOOOO I DID IT TO MYSELF

Piper McNugget: *getting to close into your personal space behind you* *whispers* Hey, look, it's a whale.

Leo Valdez: WHY YOU TYPE THINGS AFTER DOIN THEM YOU CREEPY MOFO

Hazel Levesque: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Leo Valdez: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help!

Persassist Jackson: In math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said it's dazzling personality.....she almost kicked me out again.....

Annabeth Chase: Have you started your English assignment?

Persassist Jackson: The what?

Persassist Jackson: OH FU-- *see's Hazel*-- DGE.

Piper McNugget: Hehe, my dad told me this story where once during his freshmen year of college he forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of his grade and the teacher didn't accept late work, so he waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where his were. The teacher felt so bad for 'losing' it he let my dad re-do the entire paper and gave him an A-

Persassist Jackson: Hey...

Annabeth Chase: YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT PERSEUS JACKSON

~Piper UPDATED her Knife~

what girls say: i'm fine

what girls mean: Supernatural's 200th episode will be a musical episode and I'm NOT prepared

~~COMMENTS~~

Emma Jones: ME EITHER! LIke, what are we, how are we HOW WILL THIS BE OKAY?!

Piper McLean: I DON'T KNOW!

Jason Grace: Why is there a cow on the Hera Cabin?

Emma Jones: How do you think they'll sing? Can Jensen sing? WILL MISHIA SING?!

Jason Grace: How did a cow get up there?

Piper McLean: I'm just going to be freaking out the entire time, like IT'S A FREAKING MUSICAL CALLED FANFICTION!

Jason Grace: How

Leo Valdez: Now

Emma Jones: It's going to be insane.

Jason Grace: Brown

Leo Valdez: Cow

Persassist Jackson: WHY IS THERE A COW ON THE HERA ROOF?!

Jason Grace: We don't know.

Piper McLean: BUT LIKE THIS IS AMAZING ITS LIKE WHEN YOU GET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST!

Leo Valdez: We think that it might be Hera

Persassist Jackson: No, I've seen her, she doesn't look like that.

Leo Valdez: Oh- WAIT WHEN DID YOU MEET HERA?!

Persassist Jackson: When I saved Olympus.

Annabeth Chase: You do realize it wasn't just you.

Persassist Jackson: Oh yeah, my dad helped!

Persassist Jackson: I"M KIDDING I"M KIDDING MY GODS ANNABETH DON'T KILL ME!

~Hazel Levesque has UPDATED her Diamond~

Me looking at flowers: If I was a fairy I would totally wear this as a dress

~~COMMENTS~~

Leo Valdez: Yeah a dead flower is totally the best type of dress.

Hazel Levesque: Enjoy your present.

Leo Valdez: Just a little warning, celestial bronze to the groin does not feel good. Also, Hazel can control her powers from across the country.

Hazel Levesque: I'm in the Hades cabin.

Leo Valdez: Oh, great, more women who want to kill me in the general vicinity. Great. Just Great.

~Piper McLean has UPDATED her Knife~

Okay, I want everyone to put something really helpful/nice/kind in the comments for other people to see. Go!

~~COMMENTS~~

Annabeth Chase: You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too small, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.

Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone --profusely. But don't apologize for being who you are.

Drew Takanaka: Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super freaking cute.

Leo Valdez: Your parents lied; talking to strangers will be one of the best decisions of your life.

Nico Di Angelo: Always say 'I accept your apology' instead of 'it's okay' because they think it's okay so they'll do it again.

Mr. D: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

Persassist Jackson: Never try and figure out when 'oh it's midnight!' turned into 'oh, it's, ONLY, midnight!" You'll never figure it out.

Frank Zhang: Be nice to people, because sometimes the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes.

Hazel Levesque: Not cursing lets you keep your skin bruise free!

Malcolm: As a math person, I know all about how squares are rectangles but rectangles might not be squares, and people are just the same way.

Travis Stoll: Remember, school work sucks, but we now have the internet so you don't have to use Book Research anymore and for that, thank my dad.

Connor Stoll: Let's be real here, if icarly was an actual webshow, they would be bullied so badly.

Piper McLean: 'if you like someone, just tell them!' is THE WORST piece of advice you can give to ANYONE.

Nico Di Angelo: Your room isn't messy, it's grunge.

Annabeth Chase: Realizing how pointless you are in the universe is the worst feeling ever, however, BLOCK THAT IDEA OUT. It makes no way of helping your situation and worrying about it doesn't nothing to help you, so make a difference where you can and live your life!

Leo Valdez: IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME: 1. Me either 2. I don't care.

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: You are not the same person you were seven years ago, you have all knew cells and everything is different, you are not the same person you were when you were first born. So don't try to conform to the thought that you will stay the same. You just won't, and that is okay.

lilmonkey13 has UPDATED her STORY~

So I've been at band camp all week, will be next week too, so not a lot of updating going on. Going to try and update a few of my other stories this weekend but no guarantee. I know there wasn't a challenge in this one but I'll try to put one in the next chapter, okay? Okay, now I have to go bathe in Aloe because I'm a tomato right now. BYE!