Craig continued to hold Tweek's hand, and walked him back home. "T-thank y-you f-for w-walking m-me b-back h-home.." Tweek said. "Anytime, Tweek." Craig replied. Craig was about to leave, but Tweek grabbed his arm. "W-wait!"
"What is it?"
"U-um.. I-I w-was w-wondering.. D-do y-you.. W-want t-to..-"
"Tweek, shut up." Craig grabbed Tweek's face and kissed him roughly. Tweek didn't return the kiss for a while, then started to kiss back. Craig ran his fingers through Tweek's spiky hair with passion. Then, Craig broke the kiss. "Gotta blast!" Craig winked and left with his vampire speed.
WHAT?? He just kissed me and left? Tweek touched his lips remembering how great that kiss was.
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Craig was back in the vampire village. "Yo, Craig!" Clyde called, and was with the others laughing. "What's up guys?" Craig asked. "Oh nothing.." Kenny said while laughing. "What's so funny, Kenny?"
"Well, Clyde told us-"
"Shh!" Clyde said while covering Kenny's mouth. "Clyde. What the fuck did you do?" Craig asked.
Then it got silent. Nobody said a word. That's when Cartman spoke up. "So we hear you like a human." Cartman said while laughing. Clyde and his fucking big ass mouth. "So?" I asked. "Isn't that weird? How the fuck would that ever work out!" Cartman asked while laughing. "There's nothing wrong with who he likes asshole!" Kyle said. "AY! Don't call me and asshole you piece of shit!" Cartman yelled. "Can you guys stop arguing? Sheesh." Stan said annoyed. "Clyde. Can I talk to you?" Craig asked.
"Umm. No." Clyde replied scared.

"To fucking late." I grabbed Clyde's arm away from everyone else. "What the fuck, Clyde?"
"Okay, I'm sorry. You know I have a big mouth."
"Well that's the truth. What if my dad hears about this? It's bad enough he's already bitching to me about not having a girlfriend in this fucking village."
"We can just keep it from him then!"
"Do you really think Cartman will keep a secret for us?"
"Oh shit, true." This was BAD. I really wanted to smack the shit out of Clyde, but he's my best friend and I can't stay mad at him. "Sorry Craig.."
"Ah, it's fine. I need someone to talk to about what I did anyway."
"What did you do?"
"I kissed Tweek."
"WHAT?? AWESOME!!" Clyde yelled while giving me a high five. "So what did he say??"
"Yea, about that. I just ran off." Clyde sighed.
"Dammit Craig! You can't just kiss someone then leave!"
"Oops?" I said while laughing. We started to go back to the others, and that's when my dad came. "Craig! There you are. I have been looking for you everywhere!" Craig's father said. "What's up?" Craig asked.
"Good news. I set up a date for you later tonight!" Is he fucking serious? I do not need him setting dates up for me.
"Really, dad? What if it's with some fucking weirdo?"
"Watch your mouth! Also, just give them a chance."
"How about no?"
"Craig. Do not start with me."
"But I don't want a-"
"CRAIG! YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT OR YOUR GROUNDED FROM LEAVING THIS VILLAGE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Craig's father yelled that people were looking in their direction. "Fine. I understand." Craig mumbled. "Good!" Craig's father happily flew away elsewhere. "Damn.. You okay Craig?" Clyde asked. "Yea, I'm fine." Craig sadly replied. "Your dad needs a serious chill pill."
"I can't believe he set me up with a fucking blind date. This is bullshit honestly."
"You should talk to him, Craig."
"You know how he is. He would probably hate me even more if he found out I wanna fuck the living daylights out a human." That's when me and Clyde started laughing. "Sheesh! Then do it!" Clyde said while laughing.
"I don't have protection..... YET." Craig said while grinning.
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