Okay, this title wasn't misleading, it's a true opinion held by me. I don't know what came into my head from the past few days I was sick, but for some reason as I was confined to my room, I felt the urge to play with scissors, as any normal psychopathic kid does.

After opening and shutting the blades really quickly, I realised that scissors made a lot of small sounds and then a large sound when the blades hit! It would be perfect for an ostinatto in a song to keep the beat. Just saying, I'm not crazy, but I believe all songs should have scissors. If you don't believe me, try it yourself, just try not to look like a sociopath.

Anyway, bye children, happy scissor playing!