now u may call me a simp bcuz i went 2 awful wizard school just 2 see harry potter

i knew he was a wizard all along! >///<

and also J.K Rowling is the biggest stalker bcuz she stalked me a level 200 at stalking and harry potter a level 70 at stalking

bruh

she wrote a many books about us

I WAS DELIGHTED!

SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME! ^w^

she stalked and documented a stalker 

wow

there's something she didnt mention in her book tho is dat i spotted her!

yep

i did

u may not know this but dats really impressive!

i spotted a stalker of a higher level dan me

BUT SHE DIDNT NOTICE ;w; 😭😭

SHE WAS BUSY DOCUMENTING HEROWINY

oof

F

but der was one thing i wanted 2 say the whole point of this chapter which was the time i felt so angry and so jelous that i turned green with envy >:[

u may have red it 

a fanfiction on fricklefrackle69's page

wel "fanfiction" she labled it fanfiction but it was a true story 

idk why she sed fanfiction 

(I THINK THE MEDIA TOLD HER 2 PRETEND THAT IT IS A FAKE STORY SO PPL CAN'T NO THE TRUTH I MIGHT GET IN TROBLE FOR SAYING THIS BUT FRIK IT THIS STORY ACUALLY HAPPEND I WOULD NO I SAW IT WITH MY OWN 3 EYES)

it was the time when harry potter and deku got trapped in a basement together

(u already know)

>:[ OH BOI WAS I MAD

I FOR LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE HAVE BEEN WANTING THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME BUT NOOOO IT HAD 2 HAD HAPPENED 2 DEKU F*CKING DEKU AND NOT ME!!! 

(sry about my langage but oh)

WHY CANT HARRY POTTER SUCK MY TOES

WHY CAN'T I EAT HARRY POTTER'S ARM UGH!

I ALWAYS WANTED 2 RIP OUT DEKU'S TOUNGE

OMG! AND HE GOT 2 KISS 

OMFG

I 

AM 

SO 

MAD

RN

I CANT EVEN WRITE THE REST OF THIS I HAVE 2 GO CRY IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT ACUALLY TAKING A SHOWER BCUZ IF I SHOWER IT GETS RID OF FLEAS AND GERMS AND THEY ARE MY FRIENDS ALSO IM SCARED OF THE SHOWER

GOOD DAY