SO IF THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO YOUR MIND WAS STRANGER THINGS

1. YOU ARE AWESOME

2. YOU ARE AWESOME

3. YOU ARE AWESOME

 Sadly this isn't stranger things related.

My question is

WHY ISN'T ELEVEN PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE 

OR ONETEEN 

OR WHY ISN' TWELVE ONETY TWO

LIKE SIRIUSLY ((hp fans ;) ))