Jason Statham

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(A/N I am so soft for those boys 🥺🥺🥺🥺)

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Oh, I move slow
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        I'm home sick today but my mom turned off the whole house's wifi so I can't do much. I'm currently typing on a google document and I will copy and paste it all later. I will probably just end up playing minecraft a lot today because that doesn't involve wifi. Someone in my friend group made a rollercoaster all the way around our minecraft world and it was really hideous so I may or may not have gotten rid of it. He will probably throw a temper tantrum because I did but honestly, I don't care at this point. I've spent a lot of time cleaning up his messes and repairing things in my worlds that he has completely destroyed so I don't care if he freaks out about a rollercoaster that only took him 15 minutes to make. Yes, I'm in 8th grade and I still play Minecraft a lot... oh well, I'll grow out of it eventually.

     Its the next morning. Its 6:19 and I have to get on my bus at 7:22. I woke up at 5 but somehow slept throw my first alarm which is just blasting heavy metal so I actually wake up. I went to bed at around midnight last night, which is pretty late for me on school nights. 
      Im sitting at breakfast an Kevin is attacking me---

I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement
I've raised him, and bathed him
And named him Jason Statham
I've trained him to make me these beats
Now my pet cheetah's quicker in the studio than on his feet

Sitting in language arts listening to my spotify playlist and Goner comes on and now i feel horrible. This song makes me really sad :( 

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