1. 乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ I couldn't tell ya

2. Me: Bruh what are you? You could have chosen everywhere else to sit but you sit next to me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dpIEXPm_HHY

I am gonna be real with you. You're gonna probably die under my bed. Because I sleep on just a mattress, nothing below. You'll suffocate before doing anything to me. But good luck.