Drew :

Tell me about the first time you had sex

Nessa1O1 :

What?

Nessa1O1 :

No

Drew :

Oh come on, I thought we were friends

Nessa1O1 :

We are but I don't wanna talk about my first time

Drew :

Was it that bad

Nessa1O1 :

I am not talking about it

Drew :

Oh come on, if I tell you about my first time will you

Nessa1O1 :

Probably not

Drew :

Oh come on we usually do that. I tell you something and then you tell me something

Nessa1O1 :

Well you can tell me your story and then I will think about it

Drew :

You're a meanie

Nessa1O1 :

I know

Drew :

Okay, well umm I was 16 when I lost my virginity

Nessa1O1 :

Hold up, pause, and rewind

Nessa1O1 :

You lost your virginity when you were 16. I was thinking it was when you were like 11

Drew :

You have really low standards of me don't you

Nessa1O1 :

Me saying 9 would have been low

Drew :

I didn't even know girls had vaginas when I was 11

Nessa1O1 :

Weren't you like in the 6th grade. I knew what truffle butter was by then

Drew :

That's gross,

Nessa1O1 :

Okay

Drew :

Anyway I lost my virginity when I was 16 and it was to a girl name Naomi Campbell

Nessa1O1 :

Naomi Campbell? Isn't Naomi like 44 now.

Nessa1O1 :

Meaning she was either 41 or 42 when she fucked you

Drew :

Yup

Nessa1O1 :

Isn't that like idk rape 🤔

Drew :

It's not rape if you wanted it. I wanted her and she wanted me

Nessa1O1 :

I don't feel like educating you on what's rape and what's not so just finish your story

Drew :

I had met Naomi at Junior Prom after party. And we clicked

Nessa1O1 :

Rewind again

Nessa1O1 :

Why the hell was Naomi who was 42 at the time at a high school junior prom after party

Drew :

I don't know and honestly I didn't care at the time. All I cared about was talking to her

Drew :

I wanted to lose my virginity and I didn't care who it was too.

Drew :

All of my friends had already thought I had done it with a girl. So this was my chance

Drew :

And I did it and it was one of the worst times of my life

Nessa1O1 :

Really, what she wasn't good

Drew :

No, more like vice versa

Drew :

I thought I was doing it right but it was just so weird. Don't get me wrong it felt really good but it was definitely not one of my best moments

Nessa1O1 :

Damn

Drew :

To make matters worst she said I was horrible in bed. And she didn't want to see me again

Drew :

She broke my 16 year old heart

Nessa1O1 :

I'm surprised she didn't tell anyone

Drew :

Who could she tell, she was like 16 years older than me and that would have not looked good for her

Nessa1O1 :

That's so true

Drew :

Since I told you about my sex life r u going to tell me yours

Nessa1O1 :

Nope