05:03pm

mi amor

hey

just wanted to say sorry for not taking you seriously yesterday

Y/n

its okay i feel bad for snapping at u like that

mi amor

nonononononon i was the one in the wrong i shoulda taken u seriously

Y/n

hmmm that may be true >:)

mi amor

UR NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE

lemme say my lines betch

Y/n

no i hate apologies can we just move on

mi amor

i'd be content with forgetting i ever messed up lolol

Y/n

yeah u dont tend to take responsibility do u

i bet u were that kid who made the whole class stay back bc u wouldn't confess to ur crimes in elementary school

mi amor

i was not a criminal in elementary

not like i am now anyway

Y/n

wdym

ur a criminal now? like what kind

the good or bad kind

mi amor

TF DO U MEAN GOOD OR BAD

CRIMINALS = BAD

Y/n

yeah but are u like the fugly child predator

or the hot drug dealer mafia boss

mi amor

the second one obviously

have u seen my face

have u seen my fanbase

DID I JUST RHYME? KINDA?

Y/n

pls stfu

yeah ive seen ur face and threw up after

and ur fanbase is misguided

ur twin is so much hotter

mi amor

we're identical twins

Y/n

u only say that when someone says samu is hotter

the rest of the time its always "we're not identical bc im better looking"

mi amor

u pay so much attention to me y/n

Y/n

no, ur just loud :)

mi amor

ouchies

Y/n

aww did that hurt ur oversized ego

mi amor

yes :( come kiss it better

in fact, just kiss me

Y/n

tbh id rather kiss a blobfish

mi amor

but blobfish are cool so im not that hurt

id kiss a blobfish too if given the opportunity

Y/n

theyre slimy tho

and so ugly

tho i guess not as ugly as u

mi amor

im not even ugly

Y/n

u think that u arent

but ur probably just used to ur reflection in the mirror

mi amor

HEY

stop being mean its getting outta hand

maybe im just not ur type

Y/n

yea i go for the guys with personality

mi amor

STOP BEING MEAN

Y/n

ok ok im done im done

i could go on but i'll be nice now

mi amor

then what is ur type

Y/n

wouldnt you like to know

mi amor

i would, actually
read, 05:52pm

Y/n clicked out of her texts with the contact named mi amor and switched to her conversation with her best friend, Rika. Her phone screen lit up with more texts from Atsumu, but Y/n ignored them, instead typing to her closest friend.

05:53pm

Y/n

rikaaaa

help me

rika<33

what

omg

boy problems?

Y/n

not rlly

well not in the sense that ur suggesting

...miya atsumu might be asking me what my type is

rika<33

GIRL BYEEE

UR KIDDING ME LOLOL UR NOT TALKING TO HIM RIGHT

pls deny this allegation

whats his zodiac sign

hes the school player ur not talking to him this cant be true

Y/n

rika pls calm down

we are just friends

i do not have feelings for him i think

and hes a libra i think

dont make me ask his time of birth

rika<33

omg hes a libra?!!?1!? i love libras ur alg

but that doesnt change the fact that hes the school playboy

please take my advice and stay!! away!!

u will get attacked by his fangirls if u go out with him

Y/n

SLOW DOWN. WE ARE JUST FRIENDS

anyway what do i tell him

rika<33

u want the safe option or do u wanna be flirty or do u wanna be on his mind all day or do u wanna hook up with him or 

what r u hoping to gain from ur situation with atsumu

Y/n

idk

maybe friendship

tbh when i messaged him i just wanted homework answers

hes so annoying sometimes rika please help

rika<33

hmmm i'd say tell him you like his twin brother to piss him off

Y/n

nah ive already overused the osamu joke

rika<33

good job good job ur doing well

ok let me think

so u dont want to date him right

Y/n

no. never. hes a lana del rey cult member

rika<33

GIRL HE HAS TASTE

anyways

just tell him u like foreigners. white boys black boys latinos all of that

immediately his hopes r destroyed

Y/n

hmm ok imma just tell him "not u"

bc he knows i used to date a japanese boy like two years ago

rika<33

ok go message him!! update me!!!

Y/n

yep yep!! ttyl<3
read 06:04pm

To be entirely honest, Y/n was just trying to avoid the truth.

a/n++

GOMEN THIS WAS SUCH A LONG CHAPTER HAHAHAH LOLOLOL SORRY

qotd: whats your favourite social media? imma be honest, im addicted to both wattpad and tiktok. hbu?