^^^^This is what their wedding venue thingy is gonna look like.

      "So who all are we inviting to our wedding?" Eddie asked Richie. He took out a piece of paper and pen.

"Can we invite joe?" Richie asked. He sounded serious. Eddie was confused, did they know a joe? "Who's Joe?" Eddie asked. "Joe momma!" Richie said, bursting out laughing. He found himself wayyy to funny.

"My mother is dead, dumbass." Eddie said, unamused. "I'm so tried of your yo momma jokes. They are so annoying."

"I'm sorry babe but those are my best jokes!" Richie told him. Eddie rolled his eyes. "No they aren't. You say plenty of other things that are actually funny."

"Okay so I was thinking Beverly, Bill, Ben, and Mike should all definitely come to our wedding!" Richie said completely ignoring Eddie's comment.

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"Yo momma so fat-"

"RICHARD TOZIER I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CANCLE THIS WEDDING IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

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     Richie and Eddie couldn't be happier. They had set a date for their wedding, invited all their friends and family that were still alive, found a good baker to bake their wedding cake, and both had started picking out their outfits for the wedding.

     Eddie was going to wear all white. White tux, white tie, white pants, white shoes. While Richie was going to wear all black. They also decided they wanted to have their wedding at the beach. And they found this beautiful venue right on the beach in California.

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     There was only a few days till Eddie and Richie's wedding. Ben, Beverly, Bill, and Mike had all flown in and were all staying at a near by hotel. There was a lot of chaos happening and Eddie and Richie were both stressed out and arguing way to much, they needed everything to be perfect.

     "Do you think we could bring Queenie to our wedding and get Bev or someone to hold her?" Eddie asked Richie pleadingly. "No." Richie said, not even looking up. "Pleeeease!Why not?" Eddie put his hands on his hips and started pouting. When Richie didn't respond Eddie grinned and said, "okay we're bringing her." He walked out of the room dancing a little.

Richie shook his head and chuckled. "What a dumbass." He said to himself.

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Richie could feel himself shaking. He could feel everyone's eyes on him as he stood up on the alter waiting for Eddie to walk down. After a few minutes of Richie awkwardly fidgeting, music started playing and Eddie finally started walking down the aisle. Richie felt his heart skip a beat when he saw Eddie. He looked stunning in his white tux and everything. Once Eddie was up on the alter the officiant started speaking. "We are gathered here today to...." A huge smile broke out across Richie's face as he stared at Eddie. He zoned out on whatever the guy was saying and took in his beautiful soon to be husband.

Richie was snapped out of his trance when Eddie started saying his vows. When Eddie finished he smiled at him, his eyes watering. Richie then said his, trying not to get choked up. Then the officiant started speaking again.

"Do you Richard Tozier take Edward Kaspbrak to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"Do you Edward Kaspbrak take Richard Tozier to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"You may now kiss."

    Richie stepped forward, grabbed Eddie's face in his hands, and connected their lips. Everyone started cheering.

"I now pronounce you husband and husband."

     Richie pulled back and grinned. He was feeling so many different emotions in that moment that he didn't know what to do with himself. He couldn't believe he was now married to Eddie, to the love of his life. Eddie Tozier. He liked the sound of that.

    After the reception they all went down the beach venue to eat cake and party. Richie cut slices everyone. He cut two gigantic pieces for him and Eddie and walked over to Eddie. "Holy cow that piece is-" Eddie was cut off by Richie slamming one onto his face. Cake went everywhere, including his white tux. "What the fuck, Richard? It's in my eyes!" Eddie said frantically trying to wipe the frosting off his face.

     Richie was just standing there, laughing his ass off. "Here, here, let me help you." Richie reached over, grabbed eddies face, and licked down the whole side of his face.

     "EWWWW! RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK! That is fucking disgusting! Why the fuck would you fucking do that!"

     Richie was crying laughing now, along with almost everyone else at the wedding. "Eds calm down. You look like you're about to have a fuckin aneurism." Richie said, wiping the tears from his eyes. Richie grabbed a bunch of napkins and started helping Eddie clean his face off.

     After all the food shenanigans and Eddie was cleaned off, it was time for the dances.

    At first Eddie refused to dance with Richie so Richie started dancing with Beverly. Eddie was still angry at him for licking his face so he sat grumpily in a chair and watched Richie dance with all the Losers.

"Come on Eddie spaghetti! Come dance with me!"

"No."

    Richie walked up to him. He stuck out his hand hoping Eddie would grab it, he didn't. "Come on Eds. If you don't get up I'm gonna make you."

     Eddie just stared up at him amused. "Fine. You asked for it."

"Asked for what?"

     Richie started giving Eddie a lap dance. "Agh Richie no!" Eddie shoved him onto the floor, his face turning scarlet red. "You're embarrassing me!"

     Richie grinned up at him. "So you'll dance with me now right?"

     Slow music started to play and Richie put his hands on Eddie's waist and Eddie wrapped his arms around Richie's broad shoulders. As they danced Richie got lost in eddie's beautiful dark eyes. He leaned in close to Eddie. "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." He then closed the space in between them and gently connected their lips together. The kiss was soft but passionate.

"I love you." Eddie whispered.

"I love you, too."

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I don't know how to end books and this was literally terrible I'm so sorry. I don't really know how weddings work so this was probably not a good idea to write about a wedding and I'm not even good at writing so I shouldn't even be writing in the first place so I'm sorry you had to read this. LMAO someone shoot me
Also this was really happy the whole time and noting like climactic happened so I feel like I need to write another bad story that's really sad or something idk lmk if I should