(*Cues: Turtle and Toad*)

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Inside a building in Los Santos (from Grand Theft Auto V) we see the Toad Sage himself, Jiraiya giggling while writing notes as a result of his "research" before finishing the touches on his novel meanwhile the A-Rank Valkyrie, Murata Himeko is sitting over at the back door on her laptop looking at pictures of men online hoping to find a date.

Jiraiya: And there we have it the novel is officially published. Hehehe I can't wait for people to read it!

As Jiraiya giggles he hears a voice.

Himeko: Hey you old geezer!

The shinobi turns around and sees an angry Himeko standing 2 feet from him.

Himeko: I recognized your voice! You're the one who peeped on me when I was in the hot springs that other month, I've been waiting to get back for what you did you creepy pervert!

As Himeko cliches her fists Jiraiya was unfazed by the Schicksal Valkyrie's threat and instead responds calling her out to.

Jiraiya: Oh really I'm the pervert? Because last I checked you were drunk as hell butt naked in the hallway while trying to hit on some guys you're even looking a pictures of men right now!

Himeko is shocked by Jiraiya's words as she didn't recall any of it die to being drunk at the time.

Jiraiya: So I suggest you think before you open your mouth you hypocritical red-head bitch!

The two pervy mentors stare at each other in deep anger clearly ready to fight.

Hiemko: Oh I see you wanna go now don't ya!

Jiraiya: It appears that way.

The Toad Sage leaps in the air ready to engage in combat with the Squad V leader. Jiraiya begins by tossing three kunai at his opponent. Himeko pulls put her sword and dodges and deflects some of them. The ninja then comes in and tries punching and kicking the Valkyrie and eventually manages to toss Himeko to the glass window.

Himeko: Okay so what if I was drunk that doesn't make you any less innocent for peeping on me and other women!

Jiraiya: At least I did it for RESEARCH!

Jiraiya starts spinning around and sends multiple of his hair towards Himeko. Himeko leaps in the air attempting to strike Jiraiya, but the Sanin avoids this and attacks the St. Freya teacher with a punch that ends up touching Himeko's breasts and knocks him a few feet. After taking a moment of shock at what just happened Himeko becomes enraged.

Himeko: You sticky perv-

Before she could finish, Jiraiya then slams his hand on the ground and causes the building to shift to the inside of a toad's body. Himeko looks at her surroundings in surprise and shock.

Himeko: What?... What the Hell is this?

She attempts to charge at Pervy Sage but the sticky floor immobilizes her preventing her from moving.

Himeko: Damn it!

Jiraiya: You're stuck now, you drunk!

As the stomach floor begins to bring the red-head warrior down, Himeko presses a button that starts forming into one of her battlesuits but is completely taken into the sticky ground before she could be fully equipped. Jiraiya sighs in relief, thinking the fight's over.

Jiraiya: Whew!

However Hiruzen's student is shocked when Ragna's student charges up Nuclear energy about to explode as a startled Jiraiya uses Needle Jizō to shield himself from the blast. Suddenly on a empty beach in Los Santos, a frog explodes with the two red chad mentors emerging from the dust. With Himeko landing on her feet in her Scarlet Fusion armor while Jiraiya lands on the beach as well.

Jiraiya VS Murata Himeko
(Naruto VS Honkai Impact 3rd)

Stay tuned for the full episode