Drac wanted just one thing tonight.

To relax!

He grabbed his friends and headed towards the sauna, not one of Drac's pack refused to have some down time. However, they wanted to talk to their vampire friend about something he preferred to forget as soon as possible.

"Hey Drac, we heard you have an eye on a woman."

Oh no, thought Drac, trying his best to change the subject "Woman, ah yes the one from the TV...my what a beau..."

"No, we mean the one Jonny told us about, the one with the little girl" interrupted Wayne.

It was obvious that the count was furious; he should have known that his son-in-law couldn't keep his trap shut.

"No, no, no guys. She is a viper on legs, a human I rather not meet in the dark."

His friends got interested "A frightful woman is a good woman." Drac looked annoyed to hear Frank's wisdom. The mummy didn't help either "Zing baby....zingggggggg!"

"NO ZING!" screamed the count at his old friend, as he peed into his bandages. Drac might be his friend, but when he gets angry, no one dares to mess with him. The minute he gets angry, the faster he is back to normal "End of discussion guys. I will never get anywhere near her...ever again!"

As on cue, the armor at the corner spoke up "Sir, we have an urgent bathroom issue!"

Drac moaned out in frustration. There goes his relaxation! He stood up and grabbed his robe "What happened?"

"A huge puppie destroyed the bathroom!"

Drac smiled "Ah yes, mavis room...I will be there shortly."

But what the armor said next, made the vampire drop his happy mood "No Sir, room 2034..."

"Alright I get it"

The armor wasn't finished yet "...guests are a woman and a little girl."

"I GET IT!"

It was too late, his friends heard it all. "What was that drac?" said griffin, mimicking Drac's voice "I will never get anywhere near her...ever again." The rest of the group laughed at how well the invisible man said it. Frank gave the count thumbs up "Good luck...not to fall for that viper."

As Murray began to dance and sing, he left the sauna quickly, hearing him through the walls "Woop Woop, Drac is getting his Zing back, let me hear you say, Zing."

"ZING!!!", came it from the other guys.

Drac moaned loud. Now he has to face me because of that pooch of Dennis. Seriously, who in the right mind gets a puppy like that? He thought to himself, as he realized what he just said. He slammed his hand into his face, "It was my idea" his moan got louder.

In the meantime, I had trouble to get everything under control.

The minute, she had opened the door, Dennis and that dog of his came in. It went right into the bathroom, ripping out the tub, toilet and sink. The entire room was flooded. Dennis ad Sally thought, they could take this chance, to use the tub as a boat. I sat on the bed, opening my book and carried on reading. Like I could do anything!

Drac, on the other hand, was panicking.

He stopped his tantrum as he spotted me on the bed. I looked up and gave him a wave "What's up?"

Drac frowned at me "What you mean is up?! What the bat has happened here????"

I pointed at the bathroom "The cause is in there, huge, furry and wet." He followed the finger, peeking into the room. The minute the puppy spotted Drac, he jumped on him, almost drowning him. Now it was my turn to panic. I got off the bed and pushed the dog away, giving Drac the chance to breathe again. Unfortunately he was already unconscious. Dennis and Sally watched from the tub, which was swimming towards them.

As I watched Drac with worry, as Sally whispered into my ear "kisssss himmmmm."

I jumped at the sound, seeing Dennis and Sally grin. "There is no way I kiss him!"

"But if you don't, he will die."

At that moment I got angry "Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but he is already dead!" I pressed onto his chest, doing everything I learn on the first aid course...except the mouth-to-mouth part. But still, he didn't move. I looked over to Dennis and sally, which began to make weird kissing faces. "Will you stop that! He isn't waking up!" In panic I began to slap his face, screaming at him to wake up.

I frowned, as I moved my head to the kids "If you tell anyone about this...I will hunt you down!"

I hold Drac's face up and touched his lips with mine. Now I did the whole procedure again, including the last part. After the third try, he woke up, spitting out a lot of water. He noticed how close I was, turning his face away quickly "What happened?"

"Sorry papa Drac, Tinkles nearly drowned you" Said Dennis, feeling guilty.

Next was Sally "And N/A gave you the kiss of life!"

"Sally!!!!!" I screamed.

"What????" was Drac's reply.

He got up quickly and left the room in seconds.

"What did I do?" I asked the two, getting a shrug in reply.

They didn't find anything wrong; they were just as confused as I was.

Drac fled into his room, washing out his mouth with loads and loads of blood. Frank heard it and entered "Are you alright Drac?" Unfortunately his doorknob beat him to it "The count got kissed by a woman!"

"Shut up!!!"

Franks eyes lit up "Kiss? You two kissed!"

Drac shook his head violently "No we didn't, I was unconscious...it was a first aid thing."

"So that is what they call it now, a 'first aid thing'?"

Drac could only snap at his friend "It is not! It was gross! It was a nightmare! It was..."

"...nice?" said the doorknob.

"...yes...NO, I mean no!"

The count couldn't hide it anymore, his friend caught him now. He will have to face me sooner or later again...he is already worried that it might be too soon.