After getting the two girls to the mixed bath, Kazuma and I went to the guild and earned our reward.

Kazuma: "Hey, [Y/N]. What else can you do exactly?"

[Y/N]: "Well..."

Blast of Fire: A skill that let's you to blast fire out of your own will.

Dragon's Breath: A Skill that makes fire come out of your mouth like a dragon. Only you decide how the temperature would be.

Tinder: A skill that allows you to summon fire anywhere and anytime. Mostly useful for camping and explosions.

Bomb of Flame: A Skill that lets you throw any flame balls that explodes in sight.

Explosion: a Skill that lets you create a large explosion that is strong as hell

Flame Port: A Skill that lets you teleport in any location at will.

[Y/N]: "There's actually more to it. But I'm kinda tired to read all of it."

Kazuma: "Dude, that's alot of things you can do! You should've done this with the toads earlier!"

[Y/N]: "Hey! I just got these when we were fighting the toads."

Kazuma: Yeah sure. Whatever. Though we got 110,000 Eris for what we got earlier so...

[Y/N]: Around 36,000 each. No need to give me the money. I'm good

Kazuma: Thanks. If we could just get 36,000 for 3 people i don't know how we could beat others.

???: i happened to see your recruitment poster.

[Y/N]: Oh great!

???: Are you still recruiting party members?

[Y/N]: Well, beautiful. Yes we-

Kazuma: YEAH! WE TOTALLY ARE!

[Y/N]: uh what...... OHHHHH, you think she's pretty, don't you?

Kazuma: Shut up!

[Y/N]: Well, to be honest she is kinda cute.

???: Wh- Wha? Hey! Are you gonna recruit me or not!?

[Y/N]: Huh what? Oh, pretty lady's still here. Uh yeah, who are you and what can you do?

Darkness: *heavy breathing* My name is Darkness. I'm a crusader that can help you in your quest. So please let- please let me in your p-p-p-party!

She said with a blush making me and Kazuma really shocked. This female knight crusader is a total masochist.

[Y/N]: Uh, do you have any skill or whatever?

Darkness: I can swordfight. But my aim is really not well.

[Y/N]: I want you to practice on your aim. Meet us again tomorrow.

Darkness: Very well. But you could still use me as a shield.

[Y/N]: What!?

Kazuma: We could never use a woman as a shield.

Darkness: I wouldn't mind that.

[Y/N]: Yeah but we get eaten by monsters almost everyday.

Darkness: I wouldn't mind that either!

[Y/N]: Huh?

Kazuma: Okay, we'll see you tomorrow. It's kinda getting late.

Darkness: Very well. I will see you tomorrow.

She then left as Kazuma and i were left confused. Once she was out of our sights I turned to Kazuma.

[Y/N]: You want this one?

Kazuma: What!? No! You'll be getting her anyway!

[Y/N]: Dude, she's a masochist it's quite clear.

Kazuma: yeah you're probably right.

[Y/N]: Anyway, i told Aqua we would meet her at the stables so why don't we go there now.

Kazuma: sure let's go.

-w-

KONOSUBA

-w-

(The Next Day)

Aqua was clinging onto me as usual. Kazuma was just standing there not doing anything.

[Y/N]: When on earth are you going to help me?

Kazuma: It's not my problem. She likes you.

[Y/N]: Yeah, if I could see in the dark i would've known what you were doing last night rustling around.

Kazuma: ........

[Y/N]: Yeah, i got you there.

Aqua: mmm, goodmorning guys.

[Y/N]: Yeah yeah, lets get to the guild and get another quest.

Kazuma: yeah.

-w-

KONOSUBA

-w-

Darkness: You! I have practiced my sword fighting and I improved alot!

[Y/N]: Where the hell did you come from!? Oh wait, that's good. Who's this?

Chris: I'm Chris, a thief. Are you in need of a skill?

[Y/N]: Sure, I'll join you in a sec. Kazuma would want to know as well.

Kazuma: I'm Kazuma.

[Y/N]: Yes you are, buddy. Yes you are.

Chris: Great, I'll teach you some skills for a treat of a drink.

Kazuma: That's cheap! One drink for this lady right here!

Darkness: So, am I in the part-

[Y/N]: No

Darkness: *moans* such a snap decision.

[Y/N]: *in thoughts* she liked that!? I hope that doesn't happen infront of a crowd. *out loud* but she's hot. Why is she a masochist?

Darkness: *froze*

[Y/N]: *confused* what? Wait did I say that out loud!?

Aqua: Yeah, you did.

Megumin: We heard what you said.

[Y/N]: Why do you two look like you're about to kill me!?

Aqua and Megumin: Because we are.

Meanwhile with Kazuma and Chris.

Chris: Okay, so there are different kinds of thief skills like Enemy Detection and Lurk. But i prefer my personal favourite. I'll show you. Ready?

Kazuma: Yep! Ready as I'll ever be!

[Y/N]: Ready for what?

Chris: Steal!

Her hand was then enveloped into a bright light which makes Kazuma and I shield our eyes. The light died out as I felt my waist lighter.

[Y/N]: Huh? My coin pouch!

Chris: Oh? What is this?

Kazuma: Cool! Teach me!

Chris: Great. Look in your adventurer card and you'll see a skill and how much skill you need to learn em.

[Y/N]: Can i have my coin pouch back?

Chris: Get it yourself.

I got angry and looked in my adventurer card. I then saw the Steal skill and got it as I saw different skills being unlocked. I looked up from the card and looked at Chris.

[Y/N]: You said so! Steal!

A light enveloped my hand as it faded out and I saw what seems to be something soft. It was Chris's panties.

Chris: Huh? Hey! Gice it back!

[Y/N]: ...........heh. Get it yourself.

Chris: No! Please! Fine, I'll give your coin pouch back just please give me my panties back!

[Y/N]: Good.

She handed me my coin pouch as I looked at Darkness and saw her with widened eyes. I have a feeling she's wanting to join the party.

Kazuma: Hey! [Y/N]! Can I try my new skill on you?

[Y/N]: Sure, i just took her panties so i don't see why not.

Kazuma: Great! STEAL!

The bright light enveloped his hand as I felt the insides of my pants disappearing. I looked down as Kazuma looked at what he got.

[Y/N]: Kazuma, how long have we been friends now?

Kazuma: A few years....

[Y/N]: I'll stop that if you don't give me back my boxers.

Kazuma: Okay! Okay! Here!

[Y/N]: Good.

-w-

Aqua: Where'd you teleport to [Y/N]? You missed all my party tricks and what happened to you and those two?

[Y/N]: Chris, I stole her panties. Darkness, probably turned on. Me, Kazuma stole my boxers.

Darkness: I'm not turned on!

[Y/N]: you can't lie to me, Darkness! You are turned on!

Darkness: No, I'm not! ...... well maybe.

[Y/N]: why am i not surprised.

Aqua: Wait you stole her panties!?

[Y/N]: Hey! I didn't mean to!

Aqua: Anyway, Did you guys learn that skill?

Kazuma: Oh we learned that skill alright. I'll show you.

[Y/N]: Why do I feel like this wouldn't end well?

Kazuma: Steal!

The bright light appeared again as I shielded my eyes. Aqua and Megumin just stood there as I looked at what Kazuma got.

Megumin: So, did your skill points bring your level from adventurer to pervert?

I hit Kazuma's head and grabbed Megumin's panties and gave it back.

[Y/N]: I may have stole Chris's panties and you stole my boxers but let's not have Megumin experience it.

Megumin: Thank you, [Y/N].

Darkness: This is truly a savage act! I can't just stand here and do nothing! I'll ask you once again. Will you let me join your party!

[Y/N]: Forget it.

Darkness: *moans*

[Y/N] and Kazuma: *in thoughts* This chick is a hundred percent freaky. She's the last thing we want in this party of weirdos.

Aqua: Hey, guys? Is this the one you talked about? The one that you told us when Megumin and i were in the baths yesterday?

-w-

KONOSUBA

-w-

Megumin: Wait! Hold on! Her card says she's a crusader. We can't possibly turn down someone as powerful as her.

Kazuma: *in thoughts* This sucks.

[Y/N]: *in thoughts* Kazuma and I certainly didn't want these ladies to meet.

Kazuma: Darkness. I haven't been totally honest. The thing is, we're going against the devil king and we'll be going full on. He'll trap you and keep you as a slave while we'll be trying to save you but end up dying instead!

Darkness: I wouldn't mind that at all!

[Y/N] in the background: What's going on in that thick skull of yours?

Darkness: as long as I'm close to wherever [Y/N] is, I'll be there no matter what!

[Y/N] in the background: wait what?

Aqua and Megumin: What did you say!? You won't have your hands on him!

[Y/N] in the background: Why does it have to be me!?