Aqua: Achoo! It's so cold. It's cold. Someone warm me up.

[Y/N]: *sigh* come here, Aqua.

Aqua then come running towards me as she hugs me. I warmed my body up as she smiled and hugged me tighter. Kazuma then screamed as Aqua and I look at him.

[Y/N]: Dude. Quiet down!

Kazuma: Don't you see? Darkness hasn't returned from that lord's place all night. She should have by now..

Aqua and [Y/N]: °■°

K, [Y], A: AHHHHHH!!

???: Meow!

[Y/N]: Megumin, what's that cat?

Megumin: It won't cause any trouble.

We walked over to Megumin as I stare at the cat. It's cute!

[Y/N]: You wanna keep it?

Megumin: Can I?

I pet the cat as it enjoyed it while Kazuma pet it as well. Aqua tried petting it but it scratched her instead.

Aqua: Hey! Why did it only scratch me? What's with him? His jet black fur and shameless attitude give off an evil aura. What's this devil creature's name?

Megumin: Chomosuke.

Kazuma and Aqua: =_=

[Y/N]: •▪︎•

Kazuma: Again?

Megumin: Chomosuke. What were you making a racket about?

Kazuma: You're so calm. Right about now Darkness is..

Megumin: [Y/N] told everyone about his criminal record. But she won't-

Kazuma: You're such a child! You don't know anything about that pervert.

Darkness: Do what you want with my body,

Kazuma: "but you can't have my heart." Is what she'll say.

Megumin: ° ■ ° W-what should we do? Awful things will bd done to her! What should we do?

Kazuma: It's too late. When Darkness returns, be kind to her as always.

Aqua: Alright. We won't ask her what happened as she took step into adulthood.

[Y/N]: *in thoughts* don't get it. I threatened that Corrupted Noble and he agreed to not do any sexual interactions. Why are they freaking out?

Sena: [Y/N] [L/N]! Is [Y/N][L/N] here?

[Y/N]: No, he moved out after his stuff was taken away.

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Intro plays

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Kill Quest: Kill the monsters appearing in the Axel Vicinity.

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Aqua: No!

[Y/N]v *in thoughts* to get us out of prison, Megumin had cast her explosion spell. Because of that, giant toads woke from their hibernation. So we're here to do the clean-up but...

Aqua: I don't wanna be eaten by a toad again!

Kazuma: Even the cold doesn't slow down the toads. Aren't they too strong?

Megumin: We can't be losing to them either. We have to become stronger and survive this harsh world.

Megumin was seen inside a toad with her legs and arms inside but she's still there. I just stood there and watch as Sena looks at it in shock.

[Y/N]: Should I?

Megumin: No, go save Aqua first. It's cold outside, but it's warm inside a toad. Having used up my explosion spell, stalling him is the least I can do.

[Y/N]: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.

Sena: What? Is that alright!?

Aqua: [Y/N]! Kazuma! I can't run anymore! Hurry up!

[Y/N]: Kazuma, go ahead and try your new skill.

Kazuma: Sure thing, boss.

[Y/N]: Ew, don't call me that.

Kazuma: Snipe!

His arrow then shot through the hole in Aqua's hair loops as it got the toad's head but it's not dead. I looked at Kazuma who celebrated.

Aqua: Hey! That arrow just grazed the best part of my hair-

The toad chomped down Aqua as she was lifted up with her legs sticking out. I quickly took out my Kunais and it got through the toad. I then smirked and looked at Kazuma.

[Y/N]: Dude, I've always wanted to do this.

Kazuma: I see where you're going.

[Y/N]: Get over here!

I pulled the chain as the toad was sent flying. I then pulled my Kunais and wrapped the chains around the toad. I pulled it tightly as it was cut in half.

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Kazuma: Konosuba!

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Aqua was crying in slime as I stood there next to Kazuma.

Kazuma: That skill... My skill....

Sena: Is this normal for you guys?

[Y/N]: pretty much.

Megumin: Uh, the toads.

Kazuma, Aqua and Sena started to run away from 3 toads as I stood there watching them. I saw a girl standing at a cliff as i walked over to her.

[Y/N]: Hey, I'm [Y/N]. Those people are my party. Except for the prosecutor but could you help me out?

???: Oh, sure.

Sena and Aqua was seen popping in and out of the toad as Kazuma was almost getting eaten. I then took out my Kunais as the girl got ready for a spell.

???: Light of Saber!

I threw my Kunai as it was getting closer to the girl's spell. It then touched each other as the girl had full control of my Kunai. She then slashed the toads as it explodes into blood and slime. She got all the toads as I was surprised.

[Y/N]: Awesome, that's a combo! Anyway, thanks. Though, I didn't catch your name.

Yunyun: U-uh. My name is Yunyun! I am an archwizard and daughter of the cbuef of the crimson demon village.

[Y/N]: Nice to meet you, Yunyun. Let's introduce you to my.part members.

Yunyun: You're not laughing at my name?

[Y/N]: Honestly, who would? It's cute.

We got to Kazuma and everyone as Kazuma was transferring magic to Megumin. Kazuma said his thanks as I help Sena and Aqua.

[Y/N]: Alright, Come on. Let's get you guys to the bath.

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[Y/N]: Konosuba!

-w-

I came back to Kazuma to see Megumin chasing Yunyun while she was covered in slime.

[Y/N]: Those two look like they had history.

Kazuma: Yunyun described her as a bully in school since she called her a rival and all.

[Y/N]: Megumin? A bully? I could see her as a prick and a cute girl but I don't see her as a bully.

Megumin was then seen tackling Yunyun as she was screaming.

Megumin: I win again!

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Darkness: Stop it! You bastard! I'll kill you! [Y/N]!

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[Y/N]: *slaps his face*

Kazuma: Whoa, what're you doing?

[Y/N]: I don't know. I just had a feeling someone was screaming my name.

Kazuma: That's weird. *sigh*

Megumin: What's wrong?

Kazuma: It's nothing. I was just thinking you were cuter than that girl earlier.

[Y/N]: *holds in laughter*

Megumin: I appreciate that. As a favor, let me hug you.

[Y/N]: I'll see you at home!

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Kazuma: You reek of toad!

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I was at home playing with Chomsuke as I heard the door open. I look to see who it was as it was Kazuma and Megumin who are both covered in slime.

I hid in a closet and saw them going to the baths. I eventually followed them and see Kazuma stripping off. Megumin did the same as I quickly hid before they see me.

[Y/N]: *in thoughts* What the fuck are they doing!?

They got in the baths together as I was in disbelief. I walked back to Chomusuke and played with  her. I then thought about it and got up. Chomusuke wanted to come with me as I put her on my head.

[Y/N]: Alright, Chomusuke. We're gonna go to the blacksmith!

Chomusuke: Meow!

[Y/N]: That's the spirit. We're just gonna go and check out how's the katana doing alright?

Comusuke: *nods*

I pass by Aqua and see that she hasn't taken a bath as she really reeks of toad.

[Y/N]: Aqua, when you get back. Please, get to the baths.

Aqua: Alright! Where are you going?

[Y/N]: The blacksmith. Gotta get something for a sec.

Aqua: Okay, meet us at the guild later.

[Y/N]: Yeah yeah, get home and take a bath already.

I then remembered Megumin and Kazuma are in there together. Holy shit.
I continued walking to the blacksmith with Chomusuke as I got in and looked around.

Blacksmith: Ah! There you are. I've got your katanas ready. I'll go get it.

[Y/N]: Alright. Chomosuke, look! *points at heavy armor* do you think I'll be able to fit in that?

Chomosuke: -_-

[Y/N]: I guess not.

Blacksmith: Here we are. Two katanas. These could be your new partners.

[Y/N]: Hm, no. Right now. It's my Kunai. But it can be second.

Blacksmith: Alrgiht. Make sure to get a name for them.

[Y/N]: It'll be dual wield so it's gonna have one name. I'll call it..... Scorpion.

Blacksmith: Creative. I'll see you later.

[Y/N]: Alright! Bye!

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[Y/N]: Konosuba!

-w-

I sat down with Kazuma as we were eating the toad meat. I looked around and felt like something was missing. Oh right. Darkness is missing.

Aqua: Loli-NEET

[Y/N]: What?

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Quest Complete: Killed 12 giant toads

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We went to Wiz's shop to discuss on how to pay off our debt as Chomusuke was playing with her new toy...... my hair.

Kazuma: Hello, we'd like for you to buy this.

Yunyun was there with Wiz with a shocked face as I walked to the back and get the broom.

Wiz: She's actually-

Yunyun: My name is Yunyun! What a coincidence. What a trick fate. Running into you here proves you're my lifelong rival.

[Y/N]: Hmm, Wiz?

Wiz: She heard you all frequently come to this store. So she's been waiting all morning.

Yunyun: What are you saying, Owner? I came to purchase a magic item. Can I buy this?

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Yunyun: Konosuba!

[Y/N]: You sure can.

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[Y/N]: I see. You should have come by the house instead of going through all this.

Yunyun: I can't just suddenly visit someone's house.

Megumin: You're so indecisive. That's why you're always alone.

Aqua: is it?

I was watching Chomusuke playing with Wiz's breasts as I try not to stare. But i guess i was caught.

Kazuma: Dude, your eyes.

[Y/N]: What's up with them?

Kazuma: They're pink.

[Y/N]: What!? Why!?

Kazuma: Maybe cause you're staring at Wiz's boobs like a maniac?

Megumin: Anyway, Yunyun is a strange girl who is embarrassed of her own name. And usually ate lunch by herself at school. Whenever I'd walk past her she would challenge me to a duel.

Yunyun: It wasn't that bad. I had friends.

[Y/N]: stare.......

Megumin: I just heard something unbelievable. Yunyun has friends?

Yunyun: Even i have friends too! Funifura-san and Dodonko-san said, "We're friends right?", and I treated them to lunch.

[Y/N]: Stop it! I don't wanna hear any
more!

Megumin: Since I only use the explosion spell, I want to avoid magic duel.

Yunyun: You should learn other magic. You must have lots of skill points.

Megumin: I do. I'll use it all on increasing my explosion power.

I would say that it would be useful for her to only learn one spell but for it to have a bunch of fire power it's pretty useful. They started arguing about hoe they're gonna duel as i called Aqua over.

[Y/N]: Hey, Aqua. Suggest this for their duel. It's perfect.

Aqua: Hey! How about this "friendship crystal"?

[Y/N]: Only skilled magicians can use it properly. Right, Wiz?

Wiz: Yep!

[Y/N]: Yeah, you guys go try it out. Wiz, I gotta talk to you.

Wiz: Sure.

Wiz and I went to the back while the otbers try out the friendship crystal.

[Y/N]: The Friendship crystal reveals their past memories right?

Wiz: Yes.

[Y/N]: I'm a bit confused. Why is it called the friendship crystal?

Wiz: A few magicians think revealing their past memories will gain their trust even more.

[Y/N]: Yeah, I don't believe so. Another thing. Sorry, I haven't been going on my shift lately.

Wiz: Oh, it's quite alright. You're always hardworking and you need a break.

[Y/N]: It's not exactly a break, I just went to jail.

Wiz: I'm sorry you had to go there. I'll make it up to you with dinner?

[Y/N]: I'd love that.

I kissed her and pinned her to the wall until suddenly we hear a faint sound of a glass shattering. We quickly ran out and see the friendship crystal broken into pieces.

[Y/N]: Hm. Where's my trusty broom? *looks around* There it is.

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[Y], K, W, A, Y, M: Konosuba!

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Wiz wraps the broken shards of the crystal as I sweep the tiny bits of it.

Wiz: I'll put this on Kazuma's tab.

Kazuma: Hey, Megumin broke it.

Megumin: Yunyun wanted to use that crystal so she will pay for it.

Yunyun: The duel.... The long awaited duel.

Megumin: When will you stop moping?

[Y/N]: Don't worry, guys. Wiz, I'll pay for it. Just give me a couple days. I gotta get on quest to earn the money.

Yunyun: We don't know who won like this. Can it be a draw?

Megumin: I don't mind. I'm not a child who obsesses over a duel.

Yunyun: Remember we used to duel over who grows faster? If you say you aren't a child, we can do that match again.

Megumin: When I said, "I'm not a child", I meant it in another way. After all....

Yunyun: Huh?

Megumin: I already have the kind of relationship where I can bath with Kazuma.

[Y/N]: Pft-

Kazuma: Hey!

Wiz: Wow.

Yunyun: Huh!?!?!?

Kazuma: Stop joking around! Is it this? Is this mouth spreading bad rumors about me?

Yunyun: Today.... Today's duel is my loss!

She then runs out crying as I quickly got to the door.

[Y/N]: Uh, Come again!

Megumin: She's very lively.

Kazuma: You too.

Megumin takes out a book and writes on it as I count how many wins Megumin got over duels with Yunyun.

Megumin: I win again!