Author: Sup guys! So today the guys are going to play the kiss, marry, kill game. AND another version of it (one that Kenny will love). Plus there will be a truth or dare game where you guys get to request the questions and dares!

Kenny: HELL YEAH! Finally i can fuck someone!

Stan: Dude...

Kenny: What? It's been forever since i fucked someone...

Eric: Wasn't The Jew the last one you fucked?

Kyle: Shut it fattass!

Kenny: Hmm...I think that Tucker was the last one actual- *Gets kicked in the balls* FUCKING TUCKER!

Craig: You said something McCorDICK

Kenny: Yeah, your incredible in bed. *Gets thrown out through a random window*

Eric: Wow, who knew that the robot had a dick...

Craig: *Flips him off*

Eric: Yeah, fuck you too.