not virgins anymore

warning: mature jokes

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authors pov

10:28 AM. MUSTAFA, JAPAN

mraizawaisourdad

icythot

i have something to say

sunny

you okay, sho?

deku

what's wrong?

idontneedbluepills

Are u okay?

kingexplosionmurder

why do we care if 

halfandhalf 

is okay?

pinknigga

ion man

maybe cuz 

WE CARE ABT HIM?!

kingexplosionmurder

do we?

idontneedbluepills

We do babe

kingexplosionmurder

...🙂

yeah

okay

sonic

What is the matter, Shouto?

icythot

i heard y/n and izukuhave sexyesterady

sunny

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

NO WAY

deku

did you record it?

sunny

IZUKU

deku

WHAT?

i wanna listen to it again 😏

*sunny mutes deku*

sunny

i am so sorry

did you all hear it?

mili said

that we were loud

lesbianinmoney

Most of left 

Around the time you started

lesbianinpurple

i heard it all 🫠

sunny

YOU DID?

i am so sorry

kyoka

how can i make it up to you?

lesbianinpurple

i would say buy me something

but

i'm dating the richest person in ua

so i'm okay 

lesbianinmoney

🥰 

I love you

lesbianinpurple

i love you too😽

pinknigga

are we missing the fact that

Y/N AND DEQUAN DID THE DEVILS TANGO

*pinknigga unmutes deku*

deku

MINA, I'M NOT BLACK 💀

pinknigga

YOU AIN'T GOT A DAD

YOUR HAIR IS AN AFRO WHEN YOU WAKE UP

deku

AND??

pinknigga

DON'T FIGHT IT DEQUAN

sunny

i'm so guilty

i'm 

going to

 do a cooking spree

i'll cook for the whole week

godofthenight

But we had already left the building

octo

I was about to say the same thing

pinknigga

SHUT UP, FUMI !!

SHUT IT, SHOJI !!

YEAH, Y/N

COOK FOR US

kingexplosionmurder

you need to learn how to cook

fucking alien eyes

we're leaving ua soon

pinknigga

i will be a dick rider till i die

so will izuku

deku

WHY AM I INVOLVED?

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

pinknigga 

whore

deku

yeah

for my girlfriend 🫦

at least i have one

pinknigga

HOW DARE YOU?

THERE'S A REASON WHY YOUR

DAD HASN'T COME BACK

deku

i don't care

i'm too busy

loving my gf and my kids 🤭

sunny

i'm going to the store

deku

wait for me!!

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