@pandora664 requested: SolFef

DAVE: welp, we can officially throw away the list of reactions for solluxs dead girlfriends.
DAVE: technically dead i guess.
DAVE: since aradia came back.
DAVE: ...that joke was a disaster from the very beginning and im ashamed.

KARKAT: YOU TRIED DAVE.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, SO FEFERI AND SOLLUX HAVE QUITE A HISTORY TOGETHER.
KARKAT: THEY CONFUSED THE **SHIT** OUT OF EVERYONE HONESTLY.
KARKAT: LIKE, THEY SAY THEY WERE FLUSHED BUT THEN EVERYONE SEES THEM HAVING A FEELINGS JAM ON GAMZEE'S SHITTY HORN PILE AND LIKE????
KARKAT: EVERYONE WAS SO CONFUSED.
KARKAT: WERE THE PALE OR WERE THEY FLUSHED??? WE DON'T KNOW.
KARKAT: MAYBE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOLLUX'S GROSS TWO FETISH. MAYBE HE AND FEFERI WERE IN TWO QUADRANTS, FLUSH AND PALE.

DAVE: thats possible.

KARKAT: YEAH.
KARKAT: BUT ANYWAY, THEY SEEMED VERY GOOD TOGETHER IN ALL HONESTY. THEY WERE CLOSE AND VERY OPEN WITH ONE ANOTHER AND JUST CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER A LOT.
KARKAT: PERSONALLY, I LIKED THE THOUGHT OF THEM AS PALE. AFTER ARADIABOT EXPLODED FEFERI DRAGGED SOLLUX'S ASS TO THAT PILE AND THEY TALKED THINGS THROUGH. FEFERI SEEMED TO BE A MUCH BETTER MOIRAIL, OR MOIRAIL FIGURE, TOWARDS SOLLUX THAN SHE EVER WAS TO ERIDAN.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE NEVER JUST BROKE UP WITH ERIDAN SOONER IF SHE WAS GOING TO BE SUCH A SHIT MOIRAIL. LIKe, WHY EVEN STRING HIM ALONG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK HIS BLOOD PUSHER ANYWAY? JUST GET RID OF HIM SOONER, IT'D HURT LESS.
KARKAT: BUT YEAH, I SERIOUSLY LIKED THE WAY THEY WERE TOGETHER.
KARKAT: AS PALE.

DAVE: (hes not saying red bc he wants sollux to himself)

KARKAT: I HEARD THAT!!