@Catsmaki requested: KurTuna

DAVE: look its the scary skeleton
DAVE: ya know, looking at him reminds me of something.

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: i just cant remember...not now at least.
DAVE: but trust me, itll come to me eventually.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, YOU HAVE FUN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS.

KARKAT: THESE TWO ARE PRETTY GREAT. LET ME START WITH THAT.
KARKAT: LIKE, THEY'RE WHAT HUMANS CALL "GOALS"
KARKAT: IS THAT THE WORD DAVE?

DAVE: yes.

KARKAT: FUCK YEAH, I'M MAKING PROGRESS IN REMEMBERING HUMAN LINGO.
KARKAT: ANYWAY THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
KARKAT: THEY ARE GOALS.
KARKAT: KURLOZ AND MITUNA MIGHT EVEN BE AS GOOD MOIRAILS AS NEPETA AND EQUIUS ARE.
KARKAT: MAYBE.
KARKAT: THEY'RE PRETTY GREAT MOIRAILS BECAUSE EVEN THROUGH SHITSTORMS AFTER ENDLESS SHITSTORMS THAT SEEM TO BE DIRECTED THEIR WAY, THEY'RE STILL PALER THAN EVER. EVEN IF KURLOZ WAS ACCUSED OF DOING THAT SHIT TO MUTUNA EVEN AGTER MITUNA PRACTICALLY MELTED HIS THINKPAN AND KURLOZ WENT MUTE AND MADE SOMEONE DEAD THEY'RE LIKE
KARKAT: HEY, WE'RE BOTH FUCKED UP. THAT JUST MAKES US EVEN CLOSER. LET'S FUCKING PALE CUDDLE ON THIS HUGE ASS PILE OF...OF...FUCK WHAT DO THEY LIKE? SKATEBOARDS? YEAH. LET'S FUCKING CUDDLE ON SKATEBOARDS OR SOME SHIT.

DAVE: that sounds uncomfortable
Save: even more uncomfortable than horns dude.

KARKAT: HEY I DON'T JUDGE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
KARKAT: LONG EXPLANATION SHORT, THEY'RE GREAT MOIRAILS.
KARKAT: I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE THEM. KIND OF.

DAVE: oh!!! i finally figured out what i was thinking of when i saw kurloz

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE:

DAVE: B)
DAVE: have a good night yall
DAVE: im about to suck on some troll face to this song ; )

KARKAT: END ME.