@toastyquinn requested: EriKar

KARKAT: OH DAMN.
KARKAT: !!!!!

DAVE: oh shit guys, hes excited. should i be worried??

KARKAT: ALRIGHT SO ERIDAN AND I ARE CLOSE FRIENDS. WE ALWAYS SORT OF HAVE BEEN. WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER WE HAD A SORT OF...WEIRD FRIENDSHIP.
KARKAT: IT LEANED *A LOT* TOWARDS THE PALE SIDE. EVEN THOUGH AT THE TIME HE WAS ALSO IN A PALE RELATIONSHIP WITH FEFERI SO WE COULDN'T EXACTLY PURSUE WHAT COULD'VE BEEN.
KARKAT: BUT OTHER THAN THAT WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING FRIENDS.
KARKAT: WHEN HE WASN'T ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS BORING ASS WAR MOVIES OR ABOUT MASS GENOCIDE.
KARKAT: THOSE WERE JUST SOME MINOR PROBLEMS THOUGH, OBVIOUSLY I HANDLED SOME OF HIS MAJOR PROBLEMS.
KARKAT: (no thanks to feferi.)
KARKAT: BUT ANYWAY, ERIDAN AND I WOULD MAKE A PRETTY...DECENT COUPLE I GUESS.
KARKAT: I'M BASING THAT SOLEY ON OUR FRIENDSHIP STATUS THOUGH.

DAVE: great. yet another dorky troll i have to be slightly jealous of. when will the long list of karkats potential suitors come to an end?
DAVE: hey, didnt you and fish face leave off on pretty fucked up terms.

KARKAT: ...YEAH BUT I'M PAST THAT.

DAVE: really. youre past it.

KARKAT: THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID.

DAVE: so youre past eridan murdering three people in front of you?
DAVE: two of those being your two good friends?

KARKAT: ...I'M MOSTLY PAST IT.
KARKAT: WE MADE UP!!

DAVE: how

KARKAT: YOU KNOW! DREAM BUBBLES...AT LEAST I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE SAME ERIDAN.
KARKAT: NO, I AM 100% CERTAIN IT WAS *MY* ERIDAN.

DAVE: oh so now hes *your* eridan?

KARKAT: THIS CONVERSATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND!!
KARKAT: THE POINT IS THAT I FEEL LIKE ERIDAN AND I WOULS BE A GOOD COUPLE TOGETHER IN EITHER FLUSHED OR PALE.

DAVE: hm, okay but wasnt his pale relationship with feferi a bit ones used?

KARKAT: THAT'S BECAUSE HE WASN'T PALE FOR HER!!
KARKAT: HE HAD FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR HER SO OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T FULLY COOPERATE IN A *PALE* RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE WANTED A *FLUSHED* ONE!!!

DAVE: excuses excuses.
DAVE: ya hear that folks? karkat now has two boyfriends. sollux and eridan. no dave strider anywhere to be seen there so any ship involving sollux or eridan will be shunned by karkat because hes a dirty troll hoarder and wants them all to himself.
DAVE: selfish.

KARKAT: I JUST ROLLED MY EYES SO HARD I SPRAINED THEM.