@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested- ️️♣️CronusxKankrixTrickster!Kankri

DAVE: and yet another ship we did not know could exists.
DAVE: looks like we learn something new everyday at shipping school dont we karkat?

KARKAT: YEP. MY THINKPAN IS NOW FILLED WITH USELESS SHIPPING KNOWLEDGE.

KARKAT: SORRY ABOUT THIS PICTURE, THIS WAS THE *ONLY* ONE EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THIS MONSTROSITY OF A SHIP.

DAVE: now, ive already given my explanation on tricksters and shit so if you dont know or simply havent read my skillfully put together speech on tricksters then i suggest you go back to the previous chapter and read that shit before coming back over here and enjoying this one.
DAVE: thank you.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
KARKAT: YOU ALL KNOW I CAN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING REGARDING TO TRICKSTERS BECAUSE MY LIFE ISN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO HAVE THE HORROR OF ENCOUNTERING THEM, THANK GOD FOR THAT, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST FOR THIS.
KARKAT: I PERSONALLY CAN'T SEE CRONUS REALLY INTO THIS...OR KANKRI.
KARKAT: KANKRI BECAUSE HE'S A CELIBATE OBVIOUSLY AND BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE'D EVEN WANT TO BE WITHIN FIFTY FEET OF SUGAR RUSHED TWIN WITH A KNACK OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF. HE'D GET TOO ANNOYED AND WOULD JUST AVOID HIM COMPLETELY. 
KARKAT: CRONUS PROBABLY WOULDN'T LET TRICKSTER KANKRI REALLY BUG HIM AND WOULD MOST LIKELY JUST SHRUG OFF ANY AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS.
KARKAT: AFTER A WHILE, TRICKSTER KANKRI WOULD GET BORED AND HE WOULD EVENTUALLY JUST...LEAVE. ALL BECAUSE KANKRI WOULD BE AVOIDING HIM AND EVERYTHING HE DOES WOULDN'T GET A "PROPER" REACTION OUT OF CRONUS. 
KARKAT: SO YEAH...PROBABLY WON'T BE A SHIP THAT'S TOO FUNCTIONAL EVEN IF THE PURPOSE OF THIS WASS TWO MAKE CRONUS AND TRICKSTER KANKRI "FUNCTION" PROPERLY.

DAVE: i blame kankri for not making this work. if he was just a tad bit more annoying then cronus would react and complain to regular kankri and of course regular kankri would go out and try to settle that shit.

KARKAT: THANKS KANKRI.