@AbbeyWillowWill requested: CallieRox

DAVE: ive been listening to weezer nonstop for the past three hours.
DAVE: just one song tho.

KARKAT: AND IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!
KARKAT: BEVERLY HILLS. WHAT IS A BEVERLY HILL?? WHY DOES THIS "WHEEZING" GUY WANT TO BE THERE???

DAVE: (its hilarious when karkat gets confused with shit like this lmao.)

DAVE: okay, guess im gonna have to judge this ship.
DAVE: and judge i will.
DAVE: lets start off with this:
DAVE: calliope is eleven.
DAVE: roxy is sixteen going on seventeen soon.
DAVE: i mean, i guess it *technically* isnt *exactly* pedophilia but still!! roxy is a good six years older than callie. yeah callie is mature for her age but come on!
DAVE: and yeah i guess people can interpret her age differently but i see her as eleven years old because she did live on some sad, destroyed earth. and earth is earth. so yeah. but hey, people can say "its like sweeps dave!! would you call you and karkat pedophilia because youre sixteen and hes seven/eight??"
DAVE: okay well i guess ya done caught me. thats how *i* think calliopes age is at least. her age is a giant mystery.
DAVE: anywho, i really like the two of them together!
DAVE: theyre really cool. theyre great friends and seem to be extremely close. i guess they could be one anothers pale mate, ya know. if they went by troll romances.
DAVE: do they???? idfk. the point is theyre really fucking adorable together!!!!
DAVE: and yeah i could totally see them together once we get callies age straightened out and shes (hopefully) a year or two younger than roxy then yeah. but no major age difference.
DAVE: tbh theyre the bff goals you always see on the internet that everyones secretly jealous of.