Itachi: it doesn't matter, the question here is them what's happening

Hinata: well shino There- what?

Sasuke: they left

Naru:Who's he anyways?

Kankuro: I heard his name was Hakusho

Itachi: 😵‍💫
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Shino: whew

Hakusho: -_- it's your fault

Shino: How is it my fault!?

Hakusho: You created drama like 'kill me' 'this is what makes me happy' like bruh

Shino: I- you got a point

Jirouchou: I heard what happened

Shino: So sorry

Jirouchou: No it's okay

A/n: guys I'ma continue this ⬆️next chapter let's go to kakashi itachi Gaara and Sasuke 👁️🫦👁️

Gaara: Well that's some drama

Sasuke: seriously I wanted to see you cry

Gaara: Why because yesterday you were about to say bitch to me?

Sasuke: How is saying bitch important?!

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Gaara:idk

Itachi: ughhh wahhhh

Kakashi: shut up I woke up and there was already drama's

Itachi: Well I wanted to see it so go to hell

Kakashi: :/

Sasuke: Stop this I don't want it getting real

Itachi: Huh? What real

Gaara: Hahahahahhah it's stuck in his mind

Sasuke: just say something other than that

Gaara: Uhhhh

Sasuke: go on

Gaara: I want is that in the future I hope uhh I marry.........

Sasuke: Me? Omfg yes I would marry you

Everyone except Sasuke: ............*cricket sound*

Gaara: well I was gonna say no one

Sasuke: Yo no

Gaara: doesn't matter that's what I want

Sasuke: just marry me

Itachi: Yeah just marry him it's not that hard

Kakashi: why did we went from drama to marrying?

Gaara: Say it Sasuke I know you want to say it ~

Sasuke: For gods sake! KAKAITA is not happening!

Gaara: oh really~?

Sasuke: itachi! Let's leave this fuckin worthless people and go home

Gaara: .........I-

Gaara's pov: *flashbacks years ago*

Past Gaara: STOP! NO ! PLS! *cry's*

Kid1: Your useless

Kid2: A Monster

Kid3: Worthless freak
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Kakashi: Gaara? Hello? Earth to Gaara?

Gaara: STOP! NO!

Itachi , kakashi and Sasuke looked at Gaara worried while tears started falling

Itachi: What? Gaara?

Gaara: I-im sorry just a.......*mumbles* flashback

Sasu: okay he cried were done , ok itachi let's leave now this is just useless

Gaara: Stop!*cry's even more*

Kaka: I'll get Naruto
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Naru: So basically I brought sai here because

Sai: Because he forced me :) and

Naru: and Gaara is me and sai's baby

Sai: Naruto!

Gaara: *chuckles* hehe sai it's okay

Itachi: So? Why did you cry?

Gaara: *stops laughing* .......Naruto

Naru: did any of you said something like mean or anything?

Sasu: Well I didn't say it to him but he just heard it I was referring to kakashi and him because I was pissed

Naru: And what are those?

Itachi: He said worthless and useless

Naru:oh

Sai: Simple as ever he had a flashback apparently

Naru: so you did refer it to him but with sensei

Sasu: UMMMM idk?

Naru: WH-

Gaara: Naruto

Naru: WHY YOU KNOW HE HAD A-

Gaara:Naruto!

Naru: HARD TIME

Gaara: UZUMAKI NARUTO!

Naru: G-gaara

Sai: Omg the full name

Gaara: stoppppppp sai I'm saying something to narut- ahhahahahaha

Naru: but seriously the full name?

Gaara: That's one way to get attention

Sasu: SUBAKO ÑO GAARA

Gaara: You crazy shit?

Sasu: That's one way to get attention

Temari: Gaara!

Gaara: ?

Temari: were leaving tomorrow and I already packed our bags and I saw some suss pic of Sasuke stalker much but uhh-

Gaara: TEMARI! YOU WANT TO DIE?!

Temari: 🥹 pray for me

Itachi:no

Sasu: Wow didn't know that you like me stalker~

Gaara: fuck. Why do I Have to suffer 😩

Sai: With me

Gaara: Oh it isn't suffering then

Sasu: Then what is it

Gaara: It's having fun

Sai: :/

Naru:  ³ best friends in a room they might be gay

Gaara and sai: make that ⁴ including you

Naru: I-

Temari: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Gaara: Don't think I forgot about you

Naru: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Temari: Why you little-

Gaara: Stop

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Naru: Gaara you look scary ^.^

Sasu: Well he's not scary under me

Naru: What?

Sasu: In the bed

Itachi: I will ban you from seeing Naruto, jiraiya,that kid who I always see performing sexy jutsu with naruto and this man

Kaka: Who me? Pfttt no way , It's not me right?

Sasu: Nah it's you

Itachi: Your becoming pervy *chefs kiss*

Sasu: What's with the chefs kiss?

Itachi: I'm proud that you.....

Sasu: I what?

Itachi: Like naruto

Sasu: WHAT?! Ewww no

Gaara's pov: Sasuke? N-naruto? What?  I- he did say he likes Naruto

Itachi: I'm just kidding

Temari: Let's go to kankuro 😀

Gaara: *rolls eyes* Whatever

After they left

Sasu: What's up with him

Kiba: Naruto!

Naru: Oh hey?

Kiba: I heard that there is a magic reindeer or whatever that can do something I don't know but it's magic!

A/n:I know that Shikamaru's deers are not magic but I want to for screen time

Naru: And where is that deer?

Sasu: You believe him!?

Naru: SAI WANT TO COME AND FIND THE DEER

Sai: Noooooooo Gaaaarrrrraaaaaaa I want to comeeeee with youuuuuuuuu

Sasu: Seriously?

Sai: blablabla I don't care

Itachi: I'm out

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Sasu: I HATE-

Ding cling ging

Sai: Oh it's Gaara see?

Sasu: What? Why would I care? I don't want to see it * crosses hand and looked away slowly looking back*

Sai: See?

Sasu: fine maybe I do

Sai: oops sorry to late

Sasu: FUCKING BITCH

Sai: Bitch, bish, brick, fish

Sasu: What?

Kaka: I don't understand-

Itachi: Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahababbahahababbababababababbababababahahhahaabhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah................hah

Sai: OwO

Sasu: How does Naruto like a guy like y-.

Naru: Like yuo

Sai: Yuo like you?

Naru: No

Sasu: No he means you

Naru: What? Yuo and you is different yuo is a name and you is a ummmmmm definition of meaning that is Uhhhh Whatever I'm dumb but it's DIFFERENT

Sai: oh

Sasu: Yea dumb

                           TBC
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A/n: sorry if I write short its because of school 🥹

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