Itachi:Soo

Sasuke: what

Itachi: let's go to our house

Sasuke: lets eat first I'm to lazy to cook

Itachi: I'll cook for you and I'm impressed you learned how to cook on your own

Sasuke: Duh I'm the coolest, let's just go to a restaurant :/

Itachi: Eh fine

Sasuke: You know what nevermind your cooking I'm to lazy to walk

Itachi: Eh?! Earlier TO LAZY TO COOK NOW TOO LAZY TO WALK WHAT ELSE HUH?! TO LAZY TO DATE GAARA

(A/n: guys I'm a multi shipper don't blame me 😔)

Sasuke blushes

Sasuke: B- Itachi! What are you thinking

Naruto: Oi look I found a new friend

Sai: Uhh he-hello my name is s-sai

Sasuke: No need to be shy

Naruto: Yea!

Sai: *tummy grumbles* I- I'm sorry I'm just hungry

Itachi: Let's eat a restaurant I'll carry Sasuke since he's lazy

Sai: I dont have money so no thank you

Itachi: My tre-

Sasuke: My treat your a new friend plus you don't have money

Naruto: You'll pay for mine too Sasuke?

Sasuke: Nope itachi will

Itachi: Fine

Naruto: YAY!

Sai: I- thank you umm Naruto what are their names?

Naruto: The smoll one is Sasuke

Sasuke: I'm not!

Naruto: Shush so the tall and cool one is Itachi

Sai: Ah ok

Kakashi: Naruto, you guys hide

Itachi: Why

Sai: Huh who's that old man

Kakashi: Who is this kid plus I'm born with white hair ya know

Sai: I am sai

Kakashi: Hide

Itachi: Question again *sighs* YOU IGNORED ME I ASKED WHY!

Kakashi: Akatsukis

Itachi: Oop

*Explosion*

Itachi:Deidara! Stop

Deidara: It's all Tobi's fault he said you've been kidnapped

Obito/tobi: deidara senpai I'm so sorry and you too itachi

Kakashi: You're part of that clan!?

Itachi: Ya

Obito/tobi: bakashi?

Kakashi: Huh? Only Obito says that

Obito: It's me

Kakashi: Bish you died

Obito: No I didn't

Kakashi: You could've came back

Itachi: Sai let's go we're leaving Sasuke I've been sitting here for 10 minutes Sasuke still hasn't hop on

Sai: Naruto come

Naruto: oh yeah

Itachi: No more trouble tell Pain I'm hanging out with my brother

Deidara: but wouldn't he will be mad?

Itachi: Don't worry we have fox kid to protect us when he gets angry

Naruto: Yea wait what?

Sai: Let's go Sasuke are you gonna come?

Sasuke: I'll catch up

Sai: ok

Sasuke: So your an Uchiha?

Obito: The 1st coolest Uchiha

Sasuke: Probably 2nd or 3rd

Obito: No

Sasuke: 1st Madara the 1st hokages friend aka the 2nd hokages enemy well technically hates him because he is a Uchiha not enemy don't know what's his problem with Uchihas but whatever

Obito: And?

Sasuke: Erm my brother I guess and you?

Obito: .......

Obito looks at deidara

Deidara: Sasuke go I'm talking to Obito

Obito: why?

Deidara: Talk to kakashi

/At the restaurant/

Itachi: Well your 4 minutes late

Sasuke: *huff huff* shu-shut up

Sai: What is this?

Naruto: What?! You mean you don't know this?!

Sai: oh I know that one

Naruto: Erm the fish?

Sai: That's my favorite because

Naruto: Because...?

Sai: That's the only food I've eaten

Sasuke: Nope not today I'm buying you anything you like if you don't finish it were putting it in the fridge and you can eat it later on

Sai: emm fridge?

Itachi: Sasuke

Sasuke: Yes?

Itachi: Would Naruto like sai to live with him for a while?

Naruto: Ya

Sasuke:Sure

Temari: oh hey guys

Naruto: Ackkk

Itachi: Woah th-

Kakashi: there Naruto

Naruto: Gaara is here too? Temari?

Temari: Erm on his way

Naruto: You left him alone?

Temari: No he's with kankuro

Sasuke: I see so you came here for Shikamaru Nara?

Temari: E-eh N-no

Itachi: I'm going home

Sasuke: I'm going somewhere itachi bye

Itachi: Oh don't forget about the Gaara thing

Sasuke: Fuck you itachi I hate you !

Naruto: Heh?

Sai: What's Fu-fuck Naruto?

Naruto: SASUKE!

Naruto said embarrassed

Sai: So it means Sasuke?

Temari: No it means 2 different things btw where is kakashi

Naruto: idk

Sakura: Guys I saw kakashi following a guy with sharingan he's probably an Uchiha

Sasuke: Now help us temari

Temari: For what?

Sasuke: He's stalking itachi

Sakura: Kakashi sensei beacame weird

Sasuke: Yea just from meeting my brother

Sakura and temari: He's your brother?!

Sasuke: Duh

Gaara: Temari!

Sasuke's pov: Nope I'm out Gaara is here what do I do?!

Temari: Gaara?

Gaara: Kankuro left me for a dog boy and a bug boy whoever that is

Temari: Kankuro~ ey I told him to not leave you oh well he's dead

Naruto: Wait is that dog boy your talking about has a pet dog and face paint?

Gaara: Yes

Naruto: So it's kiba

Sasuke: We all know who bug boy is

Temari: Bish we don't know

Naruto: Oop Yea

Sasuke: Shino?

Naruto: Sakura

Sakura: Hm?

Naruto: Lead temari to kiba or shino's secret apartment

Sakura: But they said to not tell anyone only friends?

Naruto: That's right so Gaara is coming with us

Sasuke: Uhhhh I'm gonna follow kakashi alone

Sai: Naruto I'm tired

Naruto: Let's go to my apartment

Sai: Huh? I sleep on the floor

A/n: remember this is and AU

Naruto: I- no

Sai: Um ok?

(At umm shino's secret apartment? I guess)

Shino: K-kiba

Kiba: Yes

Shino: He looks so idk um weak?

Kiba: Hahahaha

Kankuro: I'm not weak

Shino: remember I beat you?

Kankuro: well I'll beat you in bed

Shino: Nope kiba is the one who your going to beat

Kankuro: How about both?

Kankuro climb on top of shino

(A/n: I'm a multi shipper don't judge me)

Temari: Brother~!

Kankuro: U-uh temari h-hello

Temari: Fucking someone already we just got here?!

Kankuro: But they know me

Shino: (whispers to kiba) let's prank kankuro

Kiba: (whispers back) ok

Temari: really?

Sakura: Is this true guys?

Shino: N-no

Shino looked down while secretly looking at kankuro, while kankuro looked at them betrayed

Temari: Is that so~?

Shino: Yes we only know him when we faught at the forest while kiba

Kiba: While we only know him when you guys faught some ninjas at the dangerous forest idk what it's called I forgot

Shino: True true

Sakura: Shannaro!

Kankuro: W-wait no

Sakura punched kankuro hard

Temari: Well problem solve

Kankuro: owww :(

Shino: Bahahahaha

Sakura: What?

Shino: We pranked you guys

Sakura: Why you little

Sakura was about to punched them both

Temari: stop kankuro did left Gaara for this two

Sakura:ok

(At kakashi and itachi)

Itachi knows that someone was following him along with his brother so he led the person following him to a unknown alley while Sasuke goes to their house

Itachi: Come out

Kakashi: Right behind ya

TBC

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A/N: I will end it here this chapter

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