Sasu: Ok he left because of you ? No need to scream

Kaka: No I'm not screaming because of that I'm screaming because it will cause drama like what shino did ahhhhhgggghhhh what am I gonna do???

Sasu: *ting* hahahaha imma send that to shino

Kaka: What?

Sasu: I recorded you saying that

Kakashi:... Ok?

Sasu: Soo~?

Kaka: ?

Sasu: You gonna come after him orrr?

Kaka: yes?

Sasu: Do you?

Kaka: what?

Sasu: care for him?

Kaka: ummm yeaa?

Sasu: GO THEN

Kaka: Okay?

( Itachi)

Itachi: tch what?

Tobi: What made you come here~?

Itachi:Whats with the tune at the end?

Deidara: Oh nothingg~ were just curious~of what made you come here again~~~~~~~~~

Itachi: And I thought I was going to be the one annoying you guys

Pain: oh you came back

Itachi: So?

Pain: bye I'm going to my room

Itachi: Where's kisame

Deidara: Tobi call him

Obito: But butt fine........ KISAMEEEE!!

Kisame: What?

Itachi: I'm here

Tobi: cuz we gonna take over the leaf village

Itachi: No I'm here because of Fucking kakashi

Tobi: Bakashi?

Itachi: Tch

Tobi: he cheated on you?

Itachi: when did I tell you we were dating cause the last time I remembered we weren't dating

Tobi:Oh Yeahh

Deidara: DUMB BITCH

Tobi: But- DEIDARA SENPAIII

Kisame: Hey I'm down

Itachi: hey kisame

Kisame: Hey

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A/n: omfg I know what I'm about to say is useless but 💀💀💀 if you change kisame's, a into u
it's like "kiss u me" if not u and stayed as a "kiss a me"
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Okay back to da story

Tobi's pov: INTENSEEEE! I SENSE TENSEEE BETWEEN THEM

Deidara caught a glimp of tobi and looked at him annoyed idk why but Yea his annoyed

Deidara: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT THEM FOR?!

Tobi: Chill I'm just looking at them minding my own business not troubling you

Itachi: Worst idea ever so many drama between tobi and deidara

Tobi: Yea and you and kisame well I feel tense between you guys

Kisame: Hahahah just embarrassed cus he just got back

Itachi: oh well I was lost in my thoughts

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Kaka: tsk I have no idea where their base is but ughh

(Umm with Uhhh sai and Naruto??)

Sai: hey it was just a day ago and it's just fruits c'mon

Naru:you didn't gave me one 😭😭😭😭

Sai: Well did you left the village?

Naru: No but I saved the village

Sai: Did you made the right decision making kakashi a wedding

Naru: Wait what ??? How did it come to fruits and onto weddings???

Sai:......*watching Naruto cuz he a stalker jkkk*

Naru: Oh!

Sai: hm?

Naru: I did leave the village

Sai: Long time ago

Naru: Butttt 😭😭😭, Oh!

Sai:What?

Naru: What if I give you something?

Sai: Wait wait wait , you giving me something hahahhaha

Naru: Are you saying I'm bad at giving things

Sai: No plus you could just buy fruits

Naru: But you rarely even give something to us we'll except for that one time when you gave me a painting

Sai: I gave flowers

Naru: To whom?

Sai: To me

Naru: 😶‍🌫️

Sai: ahahahha no just kidding I gave them to someone

Naru: Ino?

Sai: Ino? She has a flower shop it's obvious that I bought it from her

Naru: who then?

Sai: To a old man

Naru: do you know him?

Sai: no

Naru: 😭😭*sulking* wahhhhh

Sai: Well I have some left and your crying so what are you gonna give to me?

Naru: *eyes shine bright* what about a hug cause for now I have nothing, pls🥺

Sai: I- a....a hug? I-ill just give it to you

Naru: it's not special if-if I don't do something for you plssss🥺 what's wrong with a hug 🤧

Sai: o-okay? Fine?

Naru: Yaaaa!!!!!

As sai stood up Naruto quickly jumped and hugged him while sai just stood there his hands on his face

Sai: O-okay that's enough h-here

Naru: Your stuttering alot since I mentioned hug plus it's only a second?

Sai: Doesn't matter.

Naru: Well thanks, and are u okay?

Sai:*blushing mess* y-yea

Naru: Oh but your red~? So that meansssss

Sai: Wha-what?

Naru: YOU LIKE SOMEONE TELLL MEEE!!!

sai: hahahahahaa......*nervous laughing* N-no I don't like anyone

Naru: but....bu-bu-buttttt yyyyyyyyy!!!

Sai: well I'm not interested in anyone

Naru: Can I guess

Sai: Your choice?

Naru: ummm probably not kiba shino and kankuro cause who would like them

Sai: They like eachother

Naru: yeaa, ummm Sasuke

Sai: *Coughs* auhsgdbwjaeeeuugg

Naru: Oh.....Umm

Naruto's pov: I really wanna say me but.... Is it worth it? No I won't risk it

Naru: Ino?

Sai: No

Naru: Hinata

Sai: ......no

Naru: Ughhh who elseee!?

Sai: ......

Naru: Choji?

Sai: Why are there always boys?

Naru: You gay?

Sai: bi?

Sai's pov: Nahh I'm really gay for you hhehheh*evil laugh*

Naru: Sakura?

Sai: oh you mean ugly? Nahh just kidding but no

Naru: UMMMM gahhh pls tell meeeee all the others are taken

Sai: clue?

Naru: Yes!

Sai: has a "o" in the name

Naru: shino,Ino,kankuro,choji,and subako ño Gaara?

Sai: no,no, no,no, and no

Naru: WHOOOO!!

Sai: Do you want me to tell you?

Naru: YES OMG YES INFINITE YESSSS

Sai: I need tips from someone first

Naru: yaaaaa!!!

Sai smiled and tilted his head while Naruto.....

Naruto's pov: OMFG did he just smiled like that? No he always smiles but this is cuteee omg butterfly's in my stomach!!!!!

Sai: Okay byee!

Naru: B-bye (⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄
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With kiba?

Kiba: meo-meow~ ungghh~~~daddy~~~,I mean woof? Wait what?

Person Who heard him: The fuck?

Kiba: Umm daddy?

Person Who heard him: the what the what now?

Kiba: Ummm nothing?

Shino: ........ Yo. Why? Why not infront of kankuro?

Kiba: idk it just came to me

Person Who heard him:alr I'm out
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Shino: Ya know what would kankuro look like if he said that

Kiba: Bet

Shino:?

Kiba: Eh Yaba? Whatever give me someone who I should make them say that

Shino: Sasuke?

Kiba:Ok.....

Shino: Gimme

Kiba:?? Oh Yeahh ummm kankuro?

Shino: oh ok?

Kiba: aight imma call kankuro, you bring Sasuke for me
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Sasuke: What?

Kiba:Well

Kankuro: kiba? What noww?

Shino: Well *after explaining but he didn't say what kiba said*

Sasuke: What word?

Shino: well kiba said it he said ummm it just came to his mind

Kiba: emmmm Uhhh

Sasuke: HURRY UPP

Kiba: ok

Kankuro: Chill, Gaara calm yo man!

Gaara: man? What man? Oh....him..

Sasuke: So I'm your man?

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Shino: Just get to it

Kiba: o-ok

Sasuke: finally

Kiba: meo-meow~ungghh~~~daddy~~~
I mean woof? Wait what?

Shino: He also said "wait what" so Yea

Gaara:Kankuro?

Kankuro: .....h-huh? G-aara?

Gaara: TEMARI!!

Temari upstairs: NO! I WONT DO IT!

Gaara:😐

Sasuke: When will you guys come here?

Shino:That doesn't matter Sasuke say it

Sasu: WHAT?! NOOO

Shino: Then Gaara doesn't like you

Sasu: ...fine

Gaara: Since when tho?

Kankuro: PFTT EMOTIONAL DAMAGEE

Shino: shut up

Kiba: plss sasukeee~~

Shino: kiba gimme the phone imma go there and tell kankuro something to make him tell it ,take care of Sasuke okk

Kiba: Yea okay here
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Shino: Kankuro~~~

Kankuro: yea~??

Gaara: ......... =×

Shino: Want me to date you guysss~?

Kankuro: Yea?

Gaara: Say it

Kankuro: how do you know!?

Shino: Y-yea his right(Gaara)

Kankuro:Ughhh fine....meo-meow~ungghh~~~daddy I mean woof? Wait what?

Shino:Yea just kidding still the deal ok thanks for the recording!!!
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Shino:Sooo?

Kiba: 🥺

Sasuke: finee..meow ungghh daddy I mean woof wait what. There

Shino: but

Kankuro: no effort

At the other side of the phone: *tug*

Kankuro: Wait.... GAARA?! GAARA?!

Sasuke: I'd rather have him(Gaara) say that than me 😒

Gaara: *low voice* haaa~~ d-daddy~~

Kankuro: OMG DID YOU JUST MOAN!?!?

Sasu: he did!?

Kankuro: caught on cam cause I was gonna send a vid of him in the situation buttttt he moaned eeeee

Temari upstairs: KANKURO!! DID I HEAR YOU SAY MOAN?!

Kankuro:no

Sasu: Send meee 😭😭😭

Kankuro: hmmmmm Uhhhh no yes ?

Sasu: Plsss

Kankuro:Make him remember a happy memory? And I'll send?

Sasu: OK!! GOTTA GET SOMEONE QUICK AND IMMA GET ME PHONE TOO
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when Sasuke got Naruto there

Naru: oh hey???

Sasu: Yea okkk "hey" them just talk to kankuro and tell you and gaara's memory together

Naru: why tho?

Kankuro: because-

Shino: bc I love memories? And Uhhh Sasuke's doing it because he owes me smth

Naru: well..... Kankuro probably don't know this but it was full of embarrassing dramas

Gaara: you can tell all just not that

Kankuro: since when did you stand upped??

Gaara: Since I heard my soon to be.. Uhhh yeah no just....I just idk!?

Naru: Yeah your bestie but I'm top and your bottom

Sasuke: to whom?

Naru: to the horse

Gaara: That....that makes no sense

Kankuro: I think he meant......nevermind I'm too greenminded

Kiba's pov: wahhh🤧😭🤧😭😭😭 I feel so left out😔 why?!
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Sai's pov: shino? (Sai couldn't see Naruto so Yea)

Sai: Shino!

Shino: what?

Sai:I got tips from the girls to ask out-

Shino: STOP!

sai: huh?

Shino: *whispers* he's here

Sai: HES WHAT?! OMG Thank you for saving me 🥹

Naru: WHO?!

Sai: no one

Naru: I thought u were gonna tell me😭

Kankuro: ehem! back to the memories

Naru: Well.....

TBC
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Naru: ( telling memories)

Kankuro: well do u call that happy memory Gaara

Gaara: idk

Sasu: Yea he chatted me

Gaara: I didn't even chatted you my phone is at low battery? Like 91?

Kankuro: SINCE WHEN DID YOU CALL THAT LOW BATTERY IM AT 30 RN?! AND IM USING MY PHONE WHILE STILL CHARGING!?

Sasu: Oh well u saw it

Gaara: Oh you mean I saw you chat me "gaara-

Sasu: That was itachi!!!! Yeahhh itachi

Gaara: 😶‍🌫️ *hides in his sand*
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Sasuke's phone:ding

Sasuke's phone:
Gaara

Gaara: Hey!

Sasuke: hi?

Gaara: oh your not happy I'm chatting you?

Sasuke: of course I am wait
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Sasuke excused that he was going home

When Sasuke got home he immediately Chatted Gaara

Sasuke's phone:

Gaara

Sasuke: k back

Gaara: yo.

Sasuke:?

Gaara: do you like me?

Sasuke: .....ummm

Gaara: I know who you like and it's not Naruto

Sasuke: ?

Gaara: someone anonymous send me this

Sasuke: Who would send th-that

* Seen by Gaara*

Sasuke: Gaara?

Sasuke: GAARA?!

Sasuke: GAARA?! What happened to him?!

Sasuke's pov: OH GOD I SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK ON WITH THE OTHERS HOPE THEIR STILL ON CALL
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with the others

Shino: Gaara?

Kiba: what's wrong with him?

Sai: GAARA!?

Kankuro: Gaara?

Gaara: *tears falling out but they can't see cause his in his sand* K-....kan....ku.....ro

Kankuro: Y-yea?

Sasuke: GUYSS!!!

naru: oh Sasuke?

Sasuke: Are you still on call? And why y'all look worried

Kankuro: Gaara......

Gaara: O-OF-OFF IT!

Kankuro:?

Gaara: THE CALL *SNIFFS*

Shino: Why?

Gaara: IM ONLY GONNA SAY IT ONCE ,FUCKING. OFF. IT.

Kankuro: Gaara....

Gaara got up released his sand wore his sand armor and left the house

Kankuro: G-guys.... I think

Sai: Yea you should

With the sand siblings

Kankuro: *goes upstairs* TEMARI!!

Temari: WHAT!?

Kankuro: Gaara....

Temari: *opens door like a queen* What happened?!
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Temari: WHAT?!

Kankuro: Well....idk? He hid in his sand then suddenly we heard a scream then a tud then sniffs

Temari: HES THE KAZEKAGE YOUR THE OLDER ONE AND YOU ACT LIKE HE IS THE OLDER ONE!?

Kankuro: ....... *Offended by what temari said*

Kankuros pov: well it's not exactly my fault right?right? I'm older but ...... y'know what I'll just find him my self

Temari: HEY?!

Kankuro: I'll be off I'll find him

Temari: WELL YOU BETTER BE !

Shikamaru on call 🙂💧: I think you went overboard

Temari: tsk
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Kankuro: GAARA!

Gaara: yes?

Kankuro: y-you Uhhh also left you phone

Gaara: oh thank you?

A/n:guys imma explain something real quick so remember this pic

So Gaara was gonna ask him out that day and when he didn't find Sasuke he thought Sasuke didn't like him and......when Gaara finally saw him he asked him out but Sasuke just ran but Sasuke didn't kiss Sakura that day just a fangirl edited that and sended it to Gaara so that Sasuke gets with Sakura

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Ok Gaara and his siblings are good now

(Skip to 1 and a half year)

Kankuro: Gaara the Hokage wants to know that there would be a team
coming here and it's not team 8 😭

Gaara: So its team 7?

Kankuro: Yea....

Gaara: Send this to the mail

Kankuro: Can't you just chat her?

Gaara: As kazekage do it..

Kankuro: O-O umm ok?
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Kankuro: I'm back

Gaara: Ok

Kankuro: so... Should I go?...now?

Gaara: Yea

Kankuro: oh

Gaara: what?

Kankuro: Well I chatted Tsunade too and.....

Gaara: There's no more team available? Yea that works

Kankuro: Oh ok I'll chat her bye

Gaara: bye

Skip to 4 days 😶

Kankuro: Gaara!

Gaara: They're here? Ok great let them in

Kankuro: Actually their at the gate

Gaara: Then get them
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Kankuro: ok guys come in

Kaka: I didn't find your brother but let's go in CMON

Sakura: C'mon guys

Sai: Yea

Gaara: oh... I forgot sai was part of team 7

Naru: I'm not going until Sasuke won't let go of my hands

Saku: Sasuke? Why tho? •.•

Sasu:Reasons

Kankuro: C'mon like what?

Gaara: Alright if u guys don't get here in 2 to 3 min I'll get going

Kankuro: Ahhhhhh Guyssss c'mon its a min and a halffff Noww AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sai:I'm in I'm not part of there team they just uhhhhh

Naru: Saiiiii Noooo

Saku:I'm sorry Sasuke but I have to do this

Kankuro: fastttt

Gaara: 2

Kankuro: Y'know what* takes out his puppet at the scroll*

Sasu: Should I just use chidorii? Orr??

Kankuro: Noooo

Temari:lemme handle this

Naru: When did you get behind us

Temari: Four seconds ago

*Winds/fans them inside*

Sasuke fell on top of Sakura while Naruto fell in sai but standing while Sasuke with Sakura fell flat on the floor face to face

Gaara's pov: I guess I'll do what I have to do

Gaara: Kankuro step aside and kakashi you too temari

Gaara squished Sasuke and Sakura together not so hard and Naruto and sai

Sakura: Ga-gaara can you S-s-top? I-Im I'm I like someone else and I'm I'm l-le-les

Kankuro: Gaara a girl is uncomfortable

Gaara: Didn't she liked him back then?

Kankuro: Yea but-

Gaara: He returned his feelings so why not thinking to help "HIM"

Sai: Gaara i can feel his hands somewhere it shouldn't be

Gaara: Why did ugh nevermind I'll let y'all go kakashi so why did the Hokage send you guys here

Kaka: to know if you guys need help with the new adjustment

Gaara: Kankuro temari*snaps finger and points at team 7*

Kankuro: C'mon temari let's just do it he's the kazekage after all

Temari: ya

Gaara: Glad doing business oh fix the end too because someone "THERE"(kankuro) destroyed it oh and would the Hokage want anything to add in the village?

Kaka: Aren't ya supposed to be the one dessisioning that?

Gaara:......... Just go

Sasu: So where are we staying?

Gaara: I'll rent something for you guys

Kankuro: Whew I thought you'll let them sleep with us

Gaara: Ewww not for you tho kankuro it's for me and it's not for sai Naruto kakashi Sakura idk about temari but it's for me

Kankuro:What about -

Gaara: And not for the......