Jaune makes Muffins

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In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain sword emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team JNSM (Jasmine) pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "JNSM CHIBI"!

In a simple kitchen with stacked dishes next to the sink, a paper towel roll, a vase full of yellow flowers, and a large window showing beautiful blue skies dotted with fluffy clouds, the view zooms in briefly on the table containing a red bowl, a bag of flour, some eggs, and a package of "Blitz Blueberries" before Jaune Arc laps up from behind and rubs his hands in excitement as he glances at the ingredients happily.

He starts his culinary quest by tapping one of the eggs on the side of the bowl, but the shell doesn't crack. Jaune looks perplexed for a moment, then tries rapidly hitting the egg with the same lack of results. Scowling to herself, he finally jumps up, screaming in rage, before throwing the egg into the bowl, where it finally splits open in a burst of white pieces and some orange yolk landing on his cheek, which he silently glowers at.

He then attempts to gently pour some of the flour into his bowl, but when none comes out, she gets up on the table itself and tips the whole bag over it upside-down. Giving it a cautious shake, the flour bursts from the bag like a hose, causing Jaune to scream and the camera to be obscured in powder before the dust clears to reveal piles of white around the kitchen and a pasty-faced Jaune with dizzy eyes.

The scene after that shows the opened package of blueberries sitting alone next to the bowl until Jaune's fingers grab it from underneath and he pops up, picking one blue berry out of the container and chomping down on it, only to pause with his hand in his mouth as he tastes it. His eyes dart from the screen to the bag, back and forth until he grins and starts digging in to the fruit, grabbing handful after handful into his open mouth from behind the table, in front of it, and even outside the window.

The next step shows him going over to the bowl with the stirrer already in, and he attempts to move it only to find the spoon is stuck. He attempts to move it towards his with both hands while grunting, pulling on it from the tabletop with his feet planted on the bowl until he's launched back, pushing at it with all his might before pitching herself over the bowl, and finally jumping right onto the handle, all to no effect. He falls to the floor and looks up at the stubborn kitchen utensil with narrowed eyes.

With the spoon still in the bowl, Jaune is seen laying in the sink and tossing dozens of berries into his mouth from the bag with each shake, the pile of berries down his throat growing bigger and bigger until he decides to just dump the whole bag down, sending her into a frozen state with eyes widened and his foot twitching sporadically.

Finally, a lone jar of syrup sits on the table, and Jaune looks up at it from the floor until he jumps up with a big smile to put it on his newly-baked muffin... only for the sweet substance to not flow out of the tiny glass hole. He tries his best to push it out, but no matter how hard he pats it, his hard-earned delicacy doesn't touch the muffin, causing hm to moan in despair and collapse back on the ground. A second passes, and then the entire jar falls over and crashes on a surprised Jaune.

After a transition of blue flower petals flowing in and Jaune slicing the screen with a small Crocea Mors, the scene opens to the picture of a donkey nailed to the wall with a target marked where its tail should be. Amid the flurry of voices in the background, a sudden whooshing noise is heard as a blindfolded Neptune Vasilias is gunning with Tri-Hard darts embedding the donkey's tail... at its feet.

Jaune off-screen yells "Missed!"

Neptune slouches down, letting go of his gun with one hand, disappointed.

"Come on" he groans

When another flurry of petals shows Jaune twirling his sword happily, the next shot shows the dorm room of RWBY from the angle of Sun's bed as Jaune skips down the hallway until
he looks into the room.

Jaune shrugs to himself "Huh, no one's here. Eh, I guess I'll go check the court... yard..."

Before he leaves, his gaze falls on the doujin half-hidden under Sun's pillow, with the title "Sasuke and Naruto Adventures" (written by Patty Berdioler) on its spine. Jaune fully steps inside the room and zooming over to his teammate's bedside, a look of wonder on his face as she sneakily glances around making sure the coast is clear before taking it out and examining it himself. He stares at the cover picture of Sasuke and Naruto dressed in their Shippuden outfits, armed with blades and looking deeply into each other's eyes under a tagline reading "No curse can conceal the lust of one enigma for long...", until he turns it around to read the description.

Jaune looks at the book with awe "Ninjas, huh?"

A quick shot of Sun swinging away with his tail amid a rush of yellow smoke

Jaune flipping through the pages of his new discovery, eyes wide and absorbing information with emotions ranging from amazement, the horror of slowburn, gasping shock, guilty pleasure, glee, and topping it all off with his skipping ahead a few pages until he turns the book sideways and a picture unfolds downward for a full body shot.

Jaune eyes the imagery from top to bottom with a wide grin as she gestures to the lower part, stating "Look at those katanas!"

Mercury Black jumps into frame on a cloud of gray and jumps back out with a blast with his Silver Blast boots.

Neptune is seen in the Beacon Academy courtyard raising his weapon threateningly at Mercury with a snarl, and the silver head in turn raises a leg with a smirk. They get into their battle-ready stances before coming at one another, Neptune shooting his gun at a ducking Mercury, whose hair spikes back up once the attack is safely over.

Noticing the near-blow to her locks, Mercury attempts a kick on Neptune, who blocks it with a small glyph before transforming it into a trident, swinging hitcdown onto one of his opponent's boots. Mercury uses this opportunity to smack the trident away from its wielder and leave him open to a leap in the air followed by a blast from his weapons... only for the shot to never fire and result in only a "click" noise.

Mercury lands back on the ground and keeps trying to kick his weapons into shooting, and Neptune stops flinching from what he thought was an oncoming blow to look just as puzzled at Mercury. He smiles and laughs to hinself, raising his hands to his face with tongue stuck out mockingly at the brawler until Mercury realizes the obvious solution and simply punches Neptune with his fist, knocking the heir out of the screen and letting Mercury strike a victorious stance.

Sun deftly twirls and rolls in with another transition before jumping out of the scene, 

He is seen at her bed looking frantically for a certain something. When he can't find it, he gives a worried look to the audience before scrambling through his comic shelf.

"Come on!!! Where is it?!" he gets up and turns left with an sheepish face to Jaune standing there with "Sasuke and Naruto Adventures" in his arm and a scowling grimace, hesitantly pointing at the novel "Jaune, is that, by any chance, my comic?"

Jaune points accusingly at the doujin in question "This is filth! Fiiiilth!"

With a sudden twirl, he smacks Sun across the floor into his bed using his own sordid literature before marching away to the other side of the room, leaving his eyes still dizzy and leg twitching, he raises one arm as he asks "Well... Can I have my book back?

Jaune pops his headback in angrily "You'll gets this back when you learn to behave!" he says as if his mother would.

Jaune disappears again as Sun sneaks a snicker, right as the screen cuts to a television test pattern of blue, burgundy, yellow, and silver before the credits start rolling.

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